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DUmmie FUnnies 01-14-11 (It's a Zodiac moment: "What's your sign?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 14, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 01/14/2011 7:29:45 PM PST by Charles Henrickson

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To: Charles Henrickson

Thanks for the ping. :)


21 posted on 01/14/2011 9:37:32 PM PST by IMissPresidentReagan (A kid like Prescot & still prolife all the days of his life. President Reagan was truly a saint!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Harrumph!
My sign changed.

It used to be Virgo.
Now it's .. 'Keep Off The Grass'.
...................

22 posted on 01/15/2011 4:07:16 AM PST by Condor51 (Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
List of key words describing the sign of Ophiuchus . . . serpent holder . . . tax assessor, or levys taxes. . . .

[Yep, sounds like a Democrat!]

Must be a lot of democRATs born under that sign.

23 posted on 01/15/2011 5:07:20 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (America has two cancers - democrats and RINOS.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Orphiuchus, huh? Looks more like Benburchius to me!


24 posted on 01/15/2011 5:28:40 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Islam is a violent and tyrannical political ideology and has nothing to do with "religion".)
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To: Charles Henrickson
If you considered yourself a Cancer under the tropical zodiac last week, you're still a Cancer

File this under "The Jokes Write Themselves"!

25 posted on 01/15/2011 5:33:19 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Islam is a violent and tyrannical political ideology and has nothing to do with "religion".)
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To: Charles Henrickson

My sign? Dollar.


26 posted on 01/15/2011 6:07:14 AM PST by 3catsanadog (If healthcare reform is passed, 41 years old will be the new 65 YO.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
My Horoscope

Jupiter's gone into Orion, and come into conjunction with Mars
Saturn is wheeling across infinite space .. to its preordained place in the stars

And I gaze at the planets in wonder
At the trouble and time they spend

All to warn me to "be careful
In dealings involving a friend."

-Donald Swann

27 posted on 01/15/2011 6:09:03 AM PST by Notary Sojac (We have had three central banks in America's history: two of them failed and so will this one....)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Didn’t you write a parody song based on “Age of Aquarius” a while back?


28 posted on 01/15/2011 6:16:02 AM PST by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I was a twin.

Now I is a Raging Bull.

Something ain’t right. Was a raging bull in my yout; now more a Ferdinand.


29 posted on 01/15/2011 6:55:33 AM PST by Ole Okie
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To: Charles Henrickson

Whoop! Top 30...again.


30 posted on 01/15/2011 7:41:03 AM PST by Budge (Who will protect us from the protectors?)
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To: PJ-Comix
Didn’t you write a parody song based on “Age of Aquarius” a while back?

Yes, I did. It was in the DUFU of January 19, 2009, the Eve of the Inauguration of Obamassiah. I'll post the title and the music links here in this post, and the lyrics in the next post (so I don't have to reformat all the lines).

HILARIOUS/LET THE MOONBATS IN
Tune: "Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In" Original MIDI


31 posted on 01/15/2011 7:43:20 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Adventures in Parodies.)
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HILARIOUS/LET THE MOONBATS IN

When the moonbats win the White House
And stupider aligns with Marx
Then we will mock the moonbats
We’ll laugh to hear their barks

This is the dawning of an age that’s hilarious
Age that’s hilarious
Hilarious!
Hilarious!

Parody of Undergrounders
Comedy and laughs abounding
So much fodder for the FUnnies
From the blotter of the DUmmies
When they’re let down by Obama
There’ll be comic melodrama
Hilarious!
Hilarious!

When the moonbats win the White House
And stupider aligns with Marx
Then we will mock the moonbats
We’ll laugh to hear their barks

This is the dawning of an age that’s hilarious
Age that’s hilarious
Hilarious!
Hilarious!
Hilarious!
Hilarious!

Let the moonbats, let the moonbats in, the moonbats in
Let the moonbats, let the moonbats in, the moonbats in
Let the moonbats, let the moonbats in, the moonbats in . . .

Oh, let ‘em fly, c’mon
Now everybody just bark along
And let the moonbats on in
Open up the DUFUs and let ‘em fly on in
And when you want FUnnie, hey, let ‘em fly on
You got to open up the DUFUs and let ‘em fly on in
And when you feel like you’ve need a freepin’
And your blogs turn too bleak for you
Just open the DUFUs and let ‘em fly on in
You got to DUFU
You got to DUFU
Open up the DUFUs and let ‘em fly on in
Let me tell you one thing
I want you to laugh along with the DUmmie FUnnies
Hey, open up the DUFUs
C’mon
And let ‘em fly
The Beaver will say
Hey, you got to DUFU
You got to DUFU . . .


32 posted on 01/15/2011 7:44:07 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Adventures in Parodies.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
What happened to the missing ten days in September?

That's the new Labor Day break -- take off, sit back, relax....

33 posted on 01/15/2011 7:44:48 AM PST by mikrofon (As usual)
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To: Charles Henrickson
So, now I'm a Capricorn after I've been an Aquarius for 39 years?

You can take it easy now, and let a fellow Lib carry the water now...

34 posted on 01/15/2011 7:49:18 AM PST by mikrofon (Fellow Travelers)
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To: Charles Henrickson
My Mom said I was born under this sign:


35 posted on 01/15/2011 7:55:26 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I use to be an Aquarius and now I’m a Capricorn, according to the DUmmies.


36 posted on 01/15/2011 11:44:17 AM PST by lwd
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To: Charles Henrickson
Astrologers strike back: New zodiac sign Ophiuchus is an old hoax

DUmmies!

37 posted on 01/15/2011 11:56:04 AM PST by lwd
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To: Charles Henrickson

My sign is unlisted, but boy did that midi conjure up images of peace signs, tie-dye, batik, drugs, naked babies’ butts, flowers and mud!

It’s actually a good song. Too bad it was pressed into service by the left.


38 posted on 01/15/2011 1:46:26 PM PST by Lauren BaRecall (Rep. Steve King - 5th Iowa - is my current heartthrob.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Remember, in a few months it will be the FIFTH anniversary of Pied Piper Pitt Day. No need to work on it now but for some reason I was picturing Pitt singing his version of “Tomorrow Belongs to Me” from “Cabaret.” It would be Pitt fantasizing what would have happened IF Karl Rove had been indicted and the Pittster became a glorious hero and respected pundit.


39 posted on 01/15/2011 6:17:41 PM PST by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: Budge; Charles Henrickson
Howdy, Budge! Long time, pal ............................. FRegards
40 posted on 01/15/2011 10:02:57 PM PST by gonzo ( Buy more ammo, dammit! You should already have the firearms .................. FRegards)
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