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Times are sooooo tough that (fill-in-the-blank)

1 posted on 12/30/2010 1:54:20 PM PST by Nachum

LOL! These are good!

2 posted on 12/30/2010 1:55:46 PM PST by SgtHooper

Times are so tough that I can’t even afford to pay attention...

3 posted on 12/30/2010 1:57:19 PM PST by stefanbatory (Insert witty tagline here)

So tough that...

75% of people are below the median income.

4 posted on 12/30/2010 1:57:19 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Pablo lives jubtabulously!)

Times are so tough even the moon doesn’t come out at night!

5 posted on 12/30/2010 2:00:54 PM PST by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)

You gonna be here all week? :)

6 posted on 12/30/2010 2:01:01 PM PST by JPG (YES SHE CAN!)

Times are so tough...

Ford has introduced their new truck line, the F-139.95

7 posted on 12/30/2010 2:02:11 PM PST by sima_yi ( Reporting live from the People's Republic of Boulder)

Times are so tough...

9 posted on 12/30/2010 2:04:06 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)

10 posted on 12/30/2010 2:04:56 PM PST by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")

11 posted on 12/30/2010 2:07:42 PM PST by OldCorps

Times are so tough that Michelle and Bo had to fly on the same plane.

12 posted on 12/30/2010 2:11:47 PM PST by smokingfrog (Do all the talking you want, but do what I tell you.)

The economy is so bad, I went to my bank the other day and the teller handed me a note saying, “This is a robbery!”

The economy is so bad, I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart.

The economy is so bad that the highest-paying job in town is jury duty.

The economy is so bad that even people who aren’t in Barack Obama’s cabinet aren’t paying taxes.

The economy is so bad, that a prostitute asked me if she could borrow $20 until she can get back on her back.

The economy is so bad, people are standing behind President George Bush wherever he goes hoping for free shoes.

Q: What’s the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: What’s the difference between Investment Bankers and New York City Pigeons?
A: The Pigeons are still capable of making deposits on new BMW’s.

You know it’s a financial meltdown when your builder asks to be paid in Zimbabwean dollars rather than US greenbacks.

Here’s the kind of thing that makes this country great. A guy in Tennessee was in a food eating competition. He wins the competition. He ate 103 hamburgers in eight minutes. But you think about it, this has been a hell of a year for Al Gore. One thing after another...

13 posted on 12/30/2010 2:12:18 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet ("You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body." CS Lewis)

...if it cost a nickle to crap, I’d have to throwup.

14 posted on 12/30/2010 2:12:48 PM PST by Lexington Green (Bring Our Troops Home - Send The Democrats)

Money's short
Times are hard
Here's your f'n
Christmas card.

16 posted on 12/30/2010 2:27:48 PM PST by P8riot (I carry a gun because I can't carry a cop.....Eagle Scout since Sep 9, 1970)

The sex slave I hired turned out to be my wife

17 posted on 12/30/2010 2:31:59 PM PST by woofie

Times are so tough Nigerians are getting calls that they won the lottery.

18 posted on 12/30/2010 2:34:57 PM PST by vwbug

21 posted on 12/30/2010 2:55:41 PM PST by Qbert

Times are tough when you see your nieghbor kicking a can down the street; when asked what he is doing...he says I’m moving.

23 posted on 12/30/2010 2:57:11 PM PST by PoloSec ( Believe how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again the 3rd day)

Times are so tough that...

...Obama only spent 1.5 million on his Hawaii vacation so far.

24 posted on 12/30/2010 3:03:33 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)

I’m so broke I can’t even pay attention.

27 posted on 12/30/2010 3:36:10 PM PST by jstaff

28 posted on 12/30/2010 3:37:28 PM PST by Christian4Bush (One countdown ends, the next begins. Less than 718 days until we vote out the jackass.)

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