The economy is so bad, I went to my bank the other day and the teller handed me a note saying, “This is a robbery!”
The economy is so bad, I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart.
The economy is so bad that the highest-paying job in town is jury duty.
The economy is so bad that even people who aren’t in Barack Obama’s cabinet aren’t paying taxes.
The economy is so bad, that a prostitute asked me if she could borrow $20 until she can get back on her back.
The economy is so bad, people are standing behind President George Bush wherever he goes hoping for free shoes.
Q: What’s the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What’s the difference between Investment Bankers and New York City Pigeons?
A: The Pigeons are still capable of making deposits on new BMW’s.
You know it’s a financial meltdown when your builder asks to be paid in Zimbabwean dollars rather than US greenbacks.
Here’s the kind of thing that makes this country great. A guy in Tennessee was in a food eating competition. He wins the competition. He ate 103 hamburgers in eight minutes. But you think about it, this has been a hell of a year for Al Gore. One thing after another...
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Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and leans against the freshly painted wall. The next day, she says to the painter, “You wanna see wheremy husband put his hand last night? “ He sighs and says, “Look, lady, I got a tough day’s work aheadof me. Why don’t you just make us a cup of tea? “