Ha!
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and leans against the freshly painted wall. The next day, she says to the painter, “You wanna see wheremy husband put his hand last night? “ He sighs and says, “Look, lady, I got a tough day’s work aheadof me. Why don’t you just make us a cup of tea? “
I’ve been so poor for so long they put my face on the front of food stamps
I’m so poor, I can’t even give my 2 cents worth