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WikiLeaks Revelations Threaten Christmas
Three Fingers of Politics ^ | 12/20/10 | Blind Blueberry

Posted on 12/20/2010 7:41:46 AM PST by Bumpus2

Berkeley CA city council to honor elf that provided classified documents.

The Associated Press

North Pole – With just five days left before Christmas, Santa Claus is “trying to assess the damage” from a massive WikiLeaks document dump that jeopardizes his operations and may force cancellation of Christmas for the first time in hundreds of years.

“We’re still trying to determine just how badly compromised we are,” Claus said during a press conference here Monday morning. “Based on that, we’ll decide whether we can resume operations on Friday.”

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: christmas; santa; wikileaks

1 posted on 12/20/2010 7:41:50 AM PST by Bumpus2
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To: Bumpus2

Since Hussein never sent the promised rainbow colored unicorn, I had asked Santa for one. Guess I’m still outta luck.


2 posted on 12/20/2010 7:46:22 AM PST by bgill (K Parliament- how could a young man born in Kenya who is not even a native American become the POTUS)
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To: Bumpus2
Separated at birth?


3 posted on 12/20/2010 7:49:45 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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To: Bumpus2

Assange is threatening to release the “Naughty” lists for the past 10 years.

Every politician in the world (except the conservatives) are scandalized.


4 posted on 12/20/2010 7:50:41 AM PST by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality. Save America From Bankruptcy.)
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To: COBOL2Java

Not at all. Hermie is good. I like Hermie.


5 posted on 12/20/2010 8:22:13 AM PST by Jemian (You do NOT need a parachute to skydive. You DO need a parachute to skydive TWICE.)
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To: Jemian

And a darn good dentist!


6 posted on 12/20/2010 9:02:29 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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To: COBOL2Java

Yes. “We can be independent TOGETHER!”


7 posted on 12/20/2010 9:17:44 AM PST by Jemian (You do NOT need a parachute to skydive. You DO need a parachute to skydive TWICE.)
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