VANITY: A very bad math joke

12/10/2010 | me

[murdoog]

Q: Why did Saul Alinsky flunk algebra? A: Because 5th degree equations can't be solved by radicals!!

*rim shot*

[wxgesr]

well said

[Snardius]

Dyslexics Untie!

[death2tyrants]

There are 10 types of people in the world.

Those who understand binary and those who don’t.

[InvisibleChurch]

Already posted here

[ArrogantBustard]

So I shined a LASER on some Japanese noodles, and they flew out of the bowl.

Clearly, a case of Stimulated Ramen Scattering.

[Snardius]

Or the dyslexic agnostic who doesn’t believe there’s a dog...

[Keith in Iowa]

Or the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac that stays awake at night wondering “Is there a doG?”

[paul in cape]

Free Radicals...

Isn't that what Bill and Hillary did on their last day in office?

[Snardius]

I’d rather have a 77 than a 69...because 77 is 8 more...

[19th LA Inf]

During the Korean war, some of us with various technical degrees got assigned as "scientific and professional personnel" AKA SPP. A little verse arose out of this as follows:

"Mother, take down your service flag, your son's in the SPP

"He'll never wounded in action, extracting the square root of three"

[Keith in Iowa]

>>>>I’d rather have a 77 than a 69...because 77 is 8 more...

Does that mean women are only good for 70 things — Sandwiches, and 69???

[Textide]

[onona]

NICE

[Lucky9teen]

What did the mama buffalo say to the baby buffalo?

Bison

[SERKIT]

if( !succeed( try() ) ) { while(true) try(); }

[Eepsy]

An indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first squaw gave birth to a boy, and the chief was so elated he built her a teepee made of buffalo hide. A few days later, the second squaw gave birth, and also had a boy. The chief was extremely happy; he built her a teepee made of antelope hide.

The third squaw gave birth a few days later, but the chief kept the birth details a secret. He built the woman a teepee out of hippopotamus hide, and challenged the people in the tribe to guess the most recent birth details, the correct guesser receiving a fine prize. Several of his people tried, but were unsuccessful in their guesses. Finally, a young brave came forth and declared that the third wife had delivered twin boys.

“Correct”!, cried the chief. “How did you know”?

“It’s simple”, replied the warrior. “The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.”

[fruser1]

Here's a bad math joke: Q: What do you get when you cut 500 million from Medicare and put the savings back in? A: 1 billion!

[Tanniker Smith]

More bad math jokes (and geeky jokes and school jokes) at (x, why?), which has a blog at http://mrburkemath.blogspot.com.

[RandallFlagg]

Abbott and Costello math made easy.

[BlueMondaySkipper]

I’d rather have a 77 than a 69...because 77 is 8 more...

I prefer 68. You do me and I owe you one...