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VANITY: A very bad math joke
12/10/2010
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Posted on 12/10/2010 9:14:11 AM PST by murdoog
Q: Why did Saul Alinsky flunk algebra? A: Because 5th degree equations can't be solved by radicals!!
*rim shot*
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KEYWORDS: galois
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I'll be here all week. Try the veal.
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posted on
12/10/2010 9:14:12 AM PST
by
murdoog
To: murdoog
And don’t forget to tip your waiter.
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posted on
12/10/2010 9:15:11 AM PST
by
Arm_Bears
(I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is drinking.)
To: murdoog
This is the time of year I feel sorry for all those dyslexic children that have sent holiday gift wish lists to Satan.
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posted on
12/10/2010 9:16:25 AM PST
by
Keith in Iowa
(FR Class of 1998 | TV News is an oxymoron. | MSNBC = Moonbats Spouting Nothing But Crap.)
To: murdoog
What do sex and Bridge have in common?
If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
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posted on
12/10/2010 9:18:32 AM PST
by
GSWarrior
To: murdoog
Good one.
Got another one about radicals (not math and not as elegantly brief, but still good, I think):
The same engine that produced Communism also produced the hippie movement and its current by-products: Radicals.
Remember in the 60's when the hippies were called "radicals." Well the problem is now they're "free radicals." According to medical science, when cells in the body encounter a free radical, the reactive radical may cause destruction in the cell.
http://www.healingdaily.com/conditions/free-radicals.htm
Same is true here. These red-diaper-doper baby "free radical" hippies and their issue are slowly destroying the cells of the body politic in America.
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posted on
12/10/2010 9:18:59 AM PST
by
Jim W N
To: murdoog
2 + 2 = 5, for very large values of 2.
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posted on
12/10/2010 9:19:15 AM PST
by
kevkrom
(De-fund Obamacare in 2011, repeal in 2013!)
To: murdoog
Here's a worse math joke: What did the acorn say when it grew up:
Geometry!
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posted on
12/10/2010 9:20:34 AM PST
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: murdoog
For the kids:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Cuz 7 8 9.
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posted on
12/10/2010 9:21:14 AM PST
by
jwalsh07
To: murdoog
Two guys walk into a bar.
Which is strange: you’d think at least the second guy would have seen it coming.
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posted on
12/10/2010 9:21:54 AM PST
by
Psycho_Bunny
(Hail To The Fail-In-Chief)
To: murdoog
Q: What's purple and commutes?
A: An abelian grape.
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posted on
12/10/2010 9:23:36 AM PST
by
r9etb
To: Keith in Iowa
Now, the guy who started the thread had an interesting twist on a joke, but your comment nearly made me choke...
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posted on
12/10/2010 9:25:10 AM PST
by
rlmorel
("We treat terrorists with kid gloves, and our citizens with rubber gloves." Rush Limbaugh)
To: murdoog
To: Keith in Iowa

RIP Lt. Frank Dreben...:)
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posted on
12/10/2010 9:25:44 AM PST
by
rlmorel
("We treat terrorists with kid gloves, and our citizens with rubber gloves." Rush Limbaugh)
To: murdoog
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posted on
12/10/2010 9:27:26 AM PST
by
wxgesr
(I want to be the first person to surf on another planet.)
To: Big Giant Head
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posted on
12/10/2010 9:30:00 AM PST
by
Marie Antoinette
(Proud Clinton-hater since 1998.)
To: rlmorel
My wife is very active in her favorite charity,
D.A.M. Mothers Against Dyslexia
To: rlmorel
I’ve considered selling bumper stickers that say “Dyslexics Untie” - but I fear I’d spend too much time explaining it.
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posted on
12/10/2010 9:31:45 AM PST
by
Keith in Iowa
(FR Class of 1998 | TV News is an oxymoron. | MSNBC = Moonbats Spouting Nothing But Crap.)
To: wxgesr
pi r !sq
pi r rnd
cornbread r sq
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posted on
12/10/2010 9:32:18 AM PST
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: murdoog
A philosopher, physicist, and mathematician arrive in Scotland for a conference and share a cab to the motel. They see a single black sheep on a hillside:
Philosopher: "Sheep in Scotland are black."
Physicist: "Some sheep in Scotland are black."
Mathematician: "There is at least one sheep in Scotland that is black on at least one side."
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posted on
12/10/2010 9:32:45 AM PST
by
Upstate NY Guy
(Gen 15:16 The iniquity of the Amorite is not yet complete.)
To: GSWarrior
What do sex and Bridge have in common? If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
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posted on
12/10/2010 9:33:05 AM PST
by
cynwoody
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