VANITY: A very bad math joke

12/10/2010 | me

[murdoog]

Q: Why did Saul Alinsky flunk algebra? A: Because 5th degree equations can't be solved by radicals!!

*rim shot*

[murdoog]

I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

[Arm_Bears]

And don’t forget to tip your waiter.

[Keith in Iowa]

This is the time of year I feel sorry for all those dyslexic children that have sent holiday gift wish lists to Satan.

[GSWarrior]

What do sex and Bridge have in common?

If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

[Jim W N]

Good one.

Got another one about radicals (not math and not as elegantly brief, but still good, I think):

The same engine that produced Communism also produced the hippie movement and its current by-products: Radicals.

Remember in the 60's when the hippies were called "radicals." Well the problem is now they're "free radicals." According to medical science, when cells in the body encounter a free radical, the reactive radical may cause destruction in the cell.
http://www.healingdaily.com/conditions/free-radicals.htm

Same is true here. These red-diaper-doper baby "free radical" hippies and their issue are slowly destroying the cells of the body politic in America.

[kevkrom]

2 + 2 = 5, for very large values of 2.

[Yo-Yo]

Here's a worse math joke: What did the acorn say when it grew up:

Geometry!

[jwalsh07]

For the kids:

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Cuz 7 8 9.

[Psycho_Bunny]

Two guys walk into a bar.

Which is strange: you’d think at least the second guy would have seen it coming.

[r9etb]

Q: What's purple and commutes?

A: An abelian grape.

[rlmorel]

Now, the guy who started the thread had an interesting twist on a joke, but your comment nearly made me choke...

[<1/1,000,000th%]

LOL!

That is bad!

[rlmorel]

RIP Lt. Frank Dreben...:)

[wxgesr]

pi r sq

and so r u......

[Marie Antoinette]

Geeky humor thread. :)

[The Citizen Soldier]

My wife is very active in her favorite charity, D.A.M.

Mothers Against Dyslexia

[Keith in Iowa]

I’ve considered selling bumper stickers that say “Dyslexics Untie” - but I fear I’d spend too much time explaining it.

[ArrogantBustard]

pi r !sq

pi r rnd

cornbread r sq

[Upstate NY Guy]

A philosopher, physicist, and mathematician arrive in Scotland for a conference and share a cab to the motel. They see a single black sheep on a hillside:

Philosopher: "Sheep in Scotland are black."

Physicist: "Some sheep in Scotland are black."

Mathematician: "There is at least one sheep in Scotland that is black on at least one side."

[cynwoody]

What do sex and Bridge have in common?

If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.