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VANITY: A very bad math joke
12/10/2010 | me

Posted on 12/10/2010 9:14:11 AM PST by murdoog

Q: Why did Saul Alinsky flunk algebra? A: Because 5th degree equations can't be solved by radicals!!

*rim shot*


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I'll be here all week. Try the veal.
1 posted on 12/10/2010 9:14:12 AM PST by murdoog
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To: murdoog

And don’t forget to tip your waiter.


2 posted on 12/10/2010 9:15:11 AM PST by Arm_Bears (I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is drinking.)
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To: murdoog

This is the time of year I feel sorry for all those dyslexic children that have sent holiday gift wish lists to Satan.


3 posted on 12/10/2010 9:16:25 AM PST by Keith in Iowa (FR Class of 1998 | TV News is an oxymoron. | MSNBC = Moonbats Spouting Nothing But Crap.)
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To: murdoog
What do sex and Bridge have in common?

If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

4 posted on 12/10/2010 9:18:32 AM PST by GSWarrior
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To: murdoog
Good one.

Got another one about radicals (not math and not as elegantly brief, but still good, I think):

The same engine that produced Communism also produced the hippie movement and its current by-products: Radicals.

Remember in the 60's when the hippies were called "radicals." Well the problem is now they're "free radicals." According to medical science, when cells in the body encounter a free radical, the reactive radical may cause destruction in the cell.
http://www.healingdaily.com/conditions/free-radicals.htm

Same is true here. These red-diaper-doper baby "free radical" hippies and their issue are slowly destroying the cells of the body politic in America.

5 posted on 12/10/2010 9:18:59 AM PST by Jim W N
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To: murdoog

2 + 2 = 5, for very large values of 2.


6 posted on 12/10/2010 9:19:15 AM PST by kevkrom (De-fund Obamacare in 2011, repeal in 2013!)
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To: murdoog
Here's a worse math joke: What did the acorn say when it grew up:

Geometry!

7 posted on 12/10/2010 9:20:34 AM PST by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: murdoog
For the kids:

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Cuz 7 8 9.

8 posted on 12/10/2010 9:21:14 AM PST by jwalsh07
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To: murdoog

Two guys walk into a bar.

Which is strange: you’d think at least the second guy would have seen it coming.


9 posted on 12/10/2010 9:21:54 AM PST by Psycho_Bunny (Hail To The Fail-In-Chief)
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To: murdoog
Q: What's purple and commutes?

A: An abelian grape.

10 posted on 12/10/2010 9:23:36 AM PST by r9etb
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To: Keith in Iowa

Now, the guy who started the thread had an interesting twist on a joke, but your comment nearly made me choke...


11 posted on 12/10/2010 9:25:10 AM PST by rlmorel ("We treat terrorists with kid gloves, and our citizens with rubber gloves." Rush Limbaugh)
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To: murdoog

LOL!

That is bad!


12 posted on 12/10/2010 9:25:21 AM PST by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: Keith in Iowa
RIP Lt. Frank Dreben...:)
13 posted on 12/10/2010 9:25:44 AM PST by rlmorel ("We treat terrorists with kid gloves, and our citizens with rubber gloves." Rush Limbaugh)
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To: murdoog

pi r sq

and so r u......


14 posted on 12/10/2010 9:27:26 AM PST by wxgesr (I want to be the first person to surf on another planet.)
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To: Big Giant Head

Geeky humor thread. :)


15 posted on 12/10/2010 9:30:00 AM PST by Marie Antoinette (Proud Clinton-hater since 1998.)
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To: rlmorel
My wife is very active in her favorite charity, D.A.M.

Mothers Against Dyslexia

16 posted on 12/10/2010 9:31:00 AM PST by The Citizen Soldier (Obama: All turban, no camels.)
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To: rlmorel

I’ve considered selling bumper stickers that say “Dyslexics Untie” - but I fear I’d spend too much time explaining it.


17 posted on 12/10/2010 9:31:45 AM PST by Keith in Iowa (FR Class of 1998 | TV News is an oxymoron. | MSNBC = Moonbats Spouting Nothing But Crap.)
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To: wxgesr

pi r !sq

pi r rnd

cornbread r sq


18 posted on 12/10/2010 9:32:18 AM PST by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: murdoog
A philosopher, physicist, and mathematician arrive in Scotland for a conference and share a cab to the motel. They see a single black sheep on a hillside:

Philosopher: "Sheep in Scotland are black."

Physicist: "Some sheep in Scotland are black."

Mathematician: "There is at least one sheep in Scotland that is black on at least one side."

19 posted on 12/10/2010 9:32:45 AM PST by Upstate NY Guy (Gen 15:16 The iniquity of the Amorite is not yet complete.)
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To: GSWarrior
What do sex and Bridge have in common?

If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.


20 posted on 12/10/2010 9:33:05 AM PST by cynwoody
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