[murdoog]

I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

[Arm_Bears]

And don’t forget to tip your waiter.

[Keith in Iowa]

This is the time of year I feel sorry for all those dyslexic children that have sent holiday gift wish lists to Satan.

[GSWarrior]

What do sex and Bridge have in common?

If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

[Jim W N]

Good one.

Got another one about radicals (not math and not as elegantly brief, but still good, I think):

The same engine that produced Communism also produced the hippie movement and its current by-products: Radicals.

Remember in the 60's when the hippies were called "radicals." Well the problem is now they're "free radicals." According to medical science, when cells in the body encounter a free radical, the reactive radical may cause destruction in the cell.
http://www.healingdaily.com/conditions/free-radicals.htm

Same is true here. These red-diaper-doper baby "free radical" hippies and their issue are slowly destroying the cells of the body politic in America.

[kevkrom]

2 + 2 = 5, for very large values of 2.

[Yo-Yo]

Here's a worse math joke: What did the acorn say when it grew up:

Geometry!

[jwalsh07]

For the kids:

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Cuz 7 8 9.

[Psycho_Bunny]

Two guys walk into a bar.

Which is strange: you’d think at least the second guy would have seen it coming.

[r9etb]

Q: What's purple and commutes?

A: An abelian grape.

[<1/1,000,000th%]

LOL!

That is bad!

[wxgesr]

pi r sq

and so r u......

[Marie Antoinette]

Geeky humor thread. :)

[Upstate NY Guy]

A philosopher, physicist, and mathematician arrive in Scotland for a conference and share a cab to the motel. They see a single black sheep on a hillside:

Philosopher: "Sheep in Scotland are black."

Physicist: "Some sheep in Scotland are black."

Mathematician: "There is at least one sheep in Scotland that is black on at least one side."

[Snardius]

Dyslexics Untie!

[death2tyrants]

There are 10 types of people in the world.

Those who understand binary and those who don’t.

[InvisibleChurch]

Already posted here

[paul in cape]

Free Radicals...

Isn't that what Bill and Hillary did on their last day in office?

[Snardius]

I’d rather have a 77 than a 69...because 77 is 8 more...

[19th LA Inf]

During the Korean war, some of us with various technical degrees got assigned as "scientific and professional personnel" AKA SPP. A little verse arose out of this as follows:

"Mother, take down your service flag, your son's in the SPP

"He'll never wounded in action, extracting the square root of three"

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