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DUmmie FUnnies 12-06-10 (Obama tax cuts the last straw for DUmmies! DUmmieland in Meltdown Mode!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 6, 2010 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 12/06/2010 9:42:31 PM PST by Charles Henrickson

It's almost BEYOND Meltdown Mode. This has been coming on for a while now: The DUmmies' utter disappointment in their erstwhile true love, Barack Obama. And now with this betrayal on taxes, he's gone from Obamassiah to Judas Isbarryot. For the CENTERPIECE of the Obama campaign was his pledge to punish the rich by raising their taxes. But now. . . . Oh, well!

So the DUmmies are beyond disenchantment. They are, in some sense, even beyond seething rage--they've been there for some time now. But this, what we saw today--this moves them into more of a settled opposition. The talk now is of primarying B.O. in 2012.

As you might expect, today's cave-in on the tax deal has pushed DUmmieland decidedly over the edge. We're getting the "early returns" tonight, and it's not pretty. The threads are just building up, even as we speak, so tonight I'll pick and choose from a variety of posts--there are tons to choose from--both General Discussion: Presidency THREADS and General Discussion THREADS. And I'm guessing PJ will have more for you in the days to come.

So let us now don our asbestos suits and enter the fiery furnace that is DUmmieland, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, having more DU threads to look at than you could possibly imagine, is in the tax [brackets]:

A crossroads for DU... I betcha there's a record amount of locked threads tonight...

[NO! Are you kidding? DU is a close-knit community of loyal Democrats, all standing together, arm in arm, UNITED in support of our wonderful President and Congress. Why, this has been a Golden Era, you know, with our beloved Democrats in charge of everything. No, no! No dissent or disunity HERE, of all places! Locked threads? Perish the thought!]

Locking. While we love a good challenge, we actually do not want to set a record for thread locks and hope members will follow the site's posting rules.

[Well, off to a shaky start. Probably just an anomaly. Let's move on . . .]

I can't wait to see all the damn posts defending this Tax decision here tonight.

[The Obamabots are now as welcome as LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS!]

Well you see it is all part of Obama's grand plan. it's a three dimensional chess game you just don't understand, we got em right where we want them now.

[I detect a note of sarcasm.]

I think it is up to FIVE dimensions now. Beyond my understanding!

[The Fifth Dimension. Up, up, and away!]

Locking. We consider this a call out of other members with whom you may disagree.

[O-KAY!! So much for THAT thread!]

I, right now, begrudge him every penny I sent, not that it was that much, but I could have gotten more than a f***ing car magnet out of it. Our masters have spoken. F*** it. I'm through.

[You got a car magnet? I'm jealous!]

A Once in a Generation Opportunity for "CHANGE".....wasted. History won't be kind to Obama. He will share Neville Chamberlain's legacy....A Failed Appeaser.

[Flag on the play! Indirect Godwin's Rule Violation! Five yards and a first down.]

My Line has been crossed. That is all.

[What's My Line? Crossed!]

Mine too.

Mine as well.

Mine too.

Add me to your list. . . .

[The Line forms at the back.]

Going outside to remove my bumper sticker right now. . . .

[Don't forget your car magnet.]

What Democrat can we nominate in 2012 since we lack one now?

Alan Grayson. HE has a set of cajones and a mouth to back it up.

[Perhaps not the best combination of metaphors, benburch.]

Somehow I don't think I'll be buying the same sh*t sandwich again.

["Here, try this Obamwich!" "Uh, no thanks!"]

My Obama/Biden yard sign is going in the fireplace tonight.

[But think of the carbon emissions!]

Guess I will find a republic sticker to put on my car because you progressive won't stand up and fight - I am done with the progressives- they are nothing but whiners.

[The Daze of Whine and Poses.]

Stick a fork in me .... I'm done.

[Fork you!]

Thank you President Obama and the Democratic Party. . . .

For f***ing NOTHING. Traitors.

[Feel the love.]

It's a shame that threads praising our DEM. president gets 0 recs . . . and threads bashing our Dem. president get multiple recs.

[It's a trained rec.]

Locking.

[DARN! It happened AGAIN!]

"We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek." Oh...wait.... There IS no change. . . . It is OK to BE A DEMOCRAT and be PISSED! . . . The good people on this board who are watching things that Barack campaigned on crumble like domino's are DEMOCRATS. The REAL question at this point has become: IS OBAMA? He failed on health care for all. He failed on DADT. He has now failed to get rid of the Bush tax cuts.

["Read my fat lip: No new old taxes."]

Locking.

[NUTS!]

My good friends, for the second time in our history, a British Prime Minister has returned from Germany bringing peace with honour. I believe it is peace for our time ... Go home and get a nice quiet sleep.

[Another Neville Chamberlain reference. Nice.]

Locking.

[Locks and D*MNS!]

The caver in chief...Sheeesh I have never been so disgusted. I hate to say but that was my last straw for the President.

[This was the straw that broke the commie's back.]

I believed..really, really believed in Obama. I feel more than betrayed.

[I'm BETRAAAAAAAAAAAAAYED!!!!!!!!!!]

Locking.

[DUmmie anger: Takes a locking and keeps on rocking!]

Alright, the tax sh*t does it. Take the motherf***ers down...NOW ...

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[Down the Memory Hole!]

Time to vote for a republic president. let's get out there for one of those idiots because our side is no good.

Locking.

Bill Maher: Obama is a WUSSY

Locking.

Jebama. Cripes, what a HUGH disappointment. Henceforth, I shall refer to him as Jebama.

Locking.

"Your order Mr. President?" "One term?" "You got it."

Locking.

[More locks than a Jewish deli!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bushtaxcuts; du; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; obama; taxcuts; taxdeal; taxes
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To: Charles Henrickson

21 posted on 12/06/2010 10:19:55 PM PST by bigbob (.)
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To: mylife
So you're saying they're locked and loaded?
22 posted on 12/06/2010 10:20:06 PM PST by decal (Voting for a Liberal is nothing but second-degree theft.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I noticed that too. I think with Obama's announcement being later in the day, and then they've got to watch their MSNBC shows, and what with DUmmieland posting being more of a late-night affair anyway, that's why it took a while for the reaction to come in. Also, it's been diffused over a number of threads, rather than just a few. Yeah, I noticed that too. I went to DU around 8:00 or so expecting to find one mega-thread of DU agony, but I didn't.
23 posted on 12/06/2010 10:21:44 PM PST by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013- The end of an error.)
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To: decal

LoL! I suppose so!


24 posted on 12/06/2010 10:21:54 PM PST by mylife (Opinions ~ $1 Half Baked ~ 50c)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Daily KOS is processing their anger tonight too. Damn shame.


25 posted on 12/06/2010 10:26:26 PM PST by BAW (Joy to the World.)
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To: BAW

I hope they squeeze that anger into a little bitter pill and swallow it.


26 posted on 12/06/2010 10:28:50 PM PST by mylife (Opinions ~ $1 Half Baked ~ 50c)
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To: Charles Henrickson

What really surprised me was that they have posting rules.

I guess profanity/violence/etc aren’t against the rules,
but posting anything “anti-progressive” is.


27 posted on 12/06/2010 10:30:04 PM PST by MrB (The difference between a (de)humanist and a Satanist is that the latter knows who he's working for.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“Judas Isbarryot” was inspired...
I’ve often referred to him as [dingle]Barry.


28 posted on 12/06/2010 10:31:26 PM PST by MrB (The difference between a (de)humanist and a Satanist is that the latter knows who he's working for.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
>> Opportunity for "CHANGE".....wasted. History won't be kind to Obama. He will share Neville Chamberlain's legacy....A Failed Appeaser. <<

I'll be dammned. Hell has frozen over..a DUmmie said something correct about Obama's presidency! Of course he reached this decision for the wrong reasons (Obama is a failed appeaser because he kowtows to turd world dictators, not because he caved on tax cuts). But neverthless, the DUmmie reach the right conclusion! This must be a first for DU.

29 posted on 12/06/2010 10:34:01 PM PST by BillyBoy (Impeach Obama? Yes We Can!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Alan Grayson. HE has a set of cajones and a mouth to back it up.

I always suspected that Grayson liked a good teabagging.

30 posted on 12/06/2010 10:36:42 PM PST by VeniVidiVici (What's black and white and red all over? HINT: Think White House)
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To: Charles Henrickson

31 posted on 12/06/2010 10:51:37 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I imagine that there are very few DUmmies that pay ANY taxes,
other then sales tax, so it is no wonder that they are pissed.
They really wanted to stick it to the real and true Americans.


32 posted on 12/06/2010 11:01:04 PM PST by AlexW
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To: Charles Henrickson
I think it is up to FIVE dimensions now. Beyond my understanding!

Actually, it's more like getting to FIFTH base with a gal, except you're the gal...

33 posted on 12/06/2010 11:21:55 PM PST by FDNYRHEROES (In just His first 3 days, the War on Terror became the War on Free Speech.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I think the only reason the dummies are hating on Obama now is because he's BLACK! They're all RACISTS!!!!!!! Obviously!! Since they disagree with him, right??? Right??? Anyone??? Beuller??????

< insert "what's good for the goose is good for the gander" type metaphors here >

/sarc
34 posted on 12/06/2010 11:23:52 PM PST by pillut48 (Israel doesn't have a friend in President Obama...and neither does the USA! (h/t pgkdan))
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To: Charles Henrickson

“[”Read my fat lip: No new old taxes.”] “

roaring!


35 posted on 12/06/2010 11:24:37 PM PST by bitt ( Charles Krauthammer: "There's desperation, and then there's reptilian desperation, ..")
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To: Charles Henrickson
Well you see it is all part of Obama's grand plan. it's a three dimensional chess game you just don't understand, we got em right where we want them now.

You've got it, Captain. First we extend all the unemployment benefits for 5 years, give everyone a waiver on paying their health insurance if they have ever used or been in a government facility and then we get a VAT of 50%, exempting any on unemployment. Those evil Republicans won't know what hit 'em.

36 posted on 12/06/2010 11:26:49 PM PST by DeFault User
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To: Grizzled Bear

In their beautiful rainbow balloon.


37 posted on 12/06/2010 11:45:58 PM PST by publana (Time to go Galt.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I can't wait to see all the damn posts defending this Tax decision here tonight.

[The Obamabots are now as welcome as LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS!]

I'd love to go to the DUmp andd look, but I clicked on the links and it is still blocked at work. HA. HA HAA HAAAAA!


I, right now, begrudge him every penny I sent,

Every penny was wasted fo this DUmmy.


History won't be kind to Obama. He will share Neville Chamberlain's legacy....A Failed Appeaser.

[Flag on the play! Indirect Godwin's Rule Violation! Five yards and a first down.]

How do the DUmmies spell fail? Obama!!


Going outside to remove my bumper sticker right now. . . .

[Don't forget your car magnet.]

Well, this should take more zero stickers off the road than cash for clunkers did.


It's a shame that threads praising our DEM. president gets 0 recs . . . and threads bashing our Dem. president get multiple recs.

Their hero turns into a zero!!


Locking.
Locking.
Locking.

[DARN! It happened AGAIN!]

DARN! It happened AGAIN! And AGAIN, and AGAIN!

38 posted on 12/07/2010 5:22:26 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Whether corruption is in politics, science, education, research, etc., always follow the money.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Just desserts


39 posted on 12/07/2010 6:04:25 AM PST by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: LUV W

That’s funny!


40 posted on 12/07/2010 6:46:20 AM PST by KansasGirl
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