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A Microchip that Helps Terrorists Talk to God
The Looking Spoon ^
| 11-26-10
| Jared H. McAndersen
Posted on 11/27/2010 3:21:21 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
I don't know how long this has been around for, but it's too good to not share.
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The implant is specifically designed to be injected into the head. When properly installed, it will allow the one implanted, to speak to God.
The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection. No anesthetic is required. The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches and nausea, aches, and pains are extremely temporary.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won’t even notice it.
Please enjoy the security we provide for you.
Best regards,
The U.S. Armed Forces
Oh, BTW, these are the Micro Chips.
h/t iOwnTheWorld
TOPICS: Humor; Politics; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: god; microchip; terrorism
To: The Looking Spoon
God will be a CIA agent in Langley, I hope!
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posted on
11/27/2010 3:26:11 PM PST
by
Red_Devil 232
(VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
To: The Looking Spoon
I understand the conversation will be brief
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posted on
11/27/2010 3:29:55 PM PST
by
muir_redwoods
(Obama. Chauncey Gardiner without the homburg.)
To: The Looking Spoon
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posted on
11/27/2010 3:46:36 PM PST
by
knarf
(I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
To: muir_redwoods
I understand the conversation will be brief ...followed by an extended conversation with their "god".
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posted on
11/27/2010 4:08:20 PM PST
by
COBOL2Java
(Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
To: COBOL2Java
If this inplant is real, homeland security will be using it on “domestic terrorists” sooner or later.
To: The Looking Spoon
LOL, This is one of the best the Looking Spoon has produced.
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posted on
11/27/2010 4:53:11 PM PST
by
mnehring
To: COBOL2Java
inplant - implant.
To: mnehring
Thanks, can’t really take the credit for this one, I’m really passing it along to others, I saw it on iOwnTheWorld, and they got it from one of their readers.
I’m glad you liked it though :-)
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