"Totally Stupid Asshole"
Posted on 11/24/2010 9:06:44 AM PST by Stoutcat
During this most busy travel season, delays are unavoidable. And with many people threatening to boycott the new TSA scanning/ pat-down process, delays are likely to be even longer.
As a public service to our readers, Grand Rants would like to offer a few suggestions that can minimize your delays and make your travel a bit safer and less burdensome...
10.) Who me? Oh, I’m not actually going anywhere. But it’s been months since I’ve been on a date and…
9.) I’m ready, babe, and my seatback and tray tables are in their full upright position, if you get my drift.
8.) What do you say we get a couple of Long Island Iced Teas and then get down to business here?
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No, that is not a pipe bomb.
"Totally Stupid Asshole"
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