How To Shine Like Michelle Obama (Whut?)

Forbes ^ | November 12, 2010 | Jenna Goudreau

[2ndDivisionVet]

Who you gonna believe? Me, or you lying eyes?

[444Flyer]

Oh no! LOL!

[keypro]

[Paladin2]

Forbes? Like the flat tax guy? A financial mag? WTH?

[ez]

Lies. What r they building her up 4?

[agere_contra]

What’s her secret?

The liberal media, including Forbes apparently, are totally in the tank for Obama?

Well, that didn't take 500 words.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Shine like a Wookie.

[TigersEye]

I think she uses bacon grease.

[FrankR]

"With every TV appearance or press shot, she moves markets. "

With every vacation they take, she moves markets with all the shopping she does.

Maybe if they impeach obama, they'll let michelle finish out his term for him....yeah...that's it....that's the ticket.... /sarc

[psjones]

Didn’t I read of a couple designers who have dressed
her going bankrupt?

[humblegunner]

You can shine 'most anything up with Kiwi.

[Palladin]

This is satire, right? The Forbes Onion??

[omega4179]

She SO glamorous! I always hear people gushing about her like shes Jackie O.

[EggsAckley]

ewwww. Look at him staring at her panty lines. Sooooo gross.

She has absolutely no sense when it comes to dressing.

[livius]

She looks like an ill-favored person doing the hokey pokey.

I actually feel sorry for her because she looks so awful. She’s ungainly (her feets too big) and has absolutely no understanding of the social graces, limited though they may be in our time. That’s because of her upbringing so you really can’t blame her, but at the same time, if she cared, she could have learned.

And it’s not because she’s black (unlike her white husband, who has no excuse). I have known many whites who have come from modest backgrounds and have had to take classes or get personal coaching on things like speech and etiquette if they wanted to play with the big boys.

[Yo-Yo]

How To Shine Like Michelle Obama

Wear a sparkly boob belt.

[humblegunner]

What r they building her up 4?

Hopefully not a writing competition.

She'd beat the crap out of you.

[444Flyer]

What's her secret?

Panty lines?

[keypro]

[Opinionated Blowhard]

Forbes has really turned into a business version of JFK Jr.’s George. A gossip mag masquerading as a business publication. I mean, they named Michelle Obama as the most powerful woman in the world. Not Angela Merkel, Julia Gillard or Sarah Palin—that says it all. This article sounds like it was lifted from People or Gawker.