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President’s Pre-Election Disappearance Explained
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 6 November 2010 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/09/2010 9:52:38 AM PST by John Semmens

The absence from public view of President Obama on the Monday before election day was explained by Press Secretary Robert Gibbs as “an episode of tremendous heroism in the face of great danger. You may have heard the story of rescue of Elyse Frankcom in Australia by an ‘unidentified man. Well I am pleased to be able to tell you that the man was none other than President Obama.”

Nineteen-year-old Frankcom was leading a “swimming with dolphins” encounter in waters off western Australia when she was grabbed by a 10 foot long great white shark. An unidentified man described as a fairly large male, pulled on the shark’s tail causing the animal to release the girl. She is expected to fully recover. The man declined publicity and refused to give his name.

“Clearly, the president fits the description,” Gibbs declared. “So, while his political enemies were busy tending to their own interests, President Obama was halfway around the world saving a life and declining to take credit for it,” Gibbs bragged. “It’s just the kind of guy he is.”

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TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: hero; modesty; obama; satire

1 posted on 11/09/2010 9:52:43 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Shades of when the Great Helmsman swam the Yangtse River:


2 posted on 11/09/2010 10:03:40 AM PST by muawiyah (GIT OUT THE WAY ~ REPUBLICANS COMIN' THROUGH)
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