Posted on 11/02/2010 7:28:01 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
LIVE from DUmmieland . . . It's Tsunami Tuesday!
PJ has been doing individual DUFU threads, and he may do more. Me, I'm gonna do a little bit o' dis and a little bit o' dat, picking and choosing from a number of threads over at the DUmp. I'm not gonna post links to individual threads, 'cause there will be too many.
So let's go! Pitch in here as you like with your own gleanings.
What do you guys think Alan Greene will do next?
[Alan Grayson or Alvin Greene? Who's got the brighter future? Hee! Hee!]
It won't matter since he will be in jail
[Grayson or Greene?]
Return to his home planet. his work here is done.
[Again, my question. . . .]
A lot of hand wringing over Grayson's loss
[I can see the handwringing on the wall.]
How about thinking of Grayson for chairman of the Democratic National Committee.
[Yes! Brilliant! Let's DU it! Let's get that Amazing Grayson touch ALL OVER the map!]
Thank you for speaking the truth, Alan!!
[To power!]
I will miss your rational voice. . . .
[I must have missed it too.]
I actually cried a little when I read about Grayson.
[I laughed my @$$ off. But, hey, that's me.]
he has a career somewhere. . . .
[Perhaps Pitt can put in a good word for him at Bukowski's.]
At least Alvin Greene served his country, which is more than I can say for The Won.
Grayson skies are gonna clear up, put on a happy face. . . .
[Yeah, so we're losing HISTORIC numbers of seats in the House AND HISTORIC numbers of seats in the Senate, so what? Big f***ing deal!]
[Who but a DUmmie would spin it like this? It's got that distinctive DUmmie linguistic touch!]
I am DYING over here !!!
The DUmp is in full curse mode. They are so mad it’s not funny !!!
All I have to say is
BWAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!
[DUmmies are always such beaming, smiling, friendly people. C'mon, I'm sure you'll want to congratulate your Republican pals tomorrow! Hug a teabagger!]
[No, I'm home, here with my bong pipe, mellow, not a care in the world. . . .]
What cracks me up is that DUmmies always have “rules for election night.†Daddy Skinner writes a letter (which is spell checked by one of the myrmidons prior to posting) that reminds the kiddies not to eat each other alive over the election results. Civility is not exactly second nature in that den of anarchists and graysonites. Remember, DU is the same site that was investigated by the Secret Service a few years ago for threats made against President Bush.
Same in California - illegals, dopers, and union members.
[Yes!/Oui! And please take your friends with you! Think of it, the socialist paradise, just a few miles to the north, eh?]
[What's the matter, bunkie? Losing a few . . . dozen . . . seats got you down? Is that what's bothering you? . . . WELL, LIFT YOUR HEAD AND GET YOUR CHIN OFF THE GROUND! PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AND TAKE YOUR XANAX! TOMORROW WILL BE ANOTHER DAY! NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER GIVE UP . . . THE SHIP!!]
[Yes, it's all your fault, DUmmie Kevin Spidel. Go hang your head in shame.]
Tonight... I am drinking my sorrows away.
[Functioning brain cells are overrated.]
[Are YOU OK, Will Pitt? Have you applied the KY jelly yet? Remember your pledge about where your Democrat-victory prediction thread could be shoved?]
(((HUG)))
[(((CHUG)))]
[Will Pitt starting to black out. Drinking seven Jaegers will do that.]
Bad night tonight. Could have been worse. . . .
["Bad night tonight. Could have been worse. . . ." --Captain Edward Smith, RMS Titanic, April 15, 1912]
Hope over fear.
[Wee Willie hopes no one remembers his DEMOCRAT VICTORY PREDICTION, which is what he fears: "We will keep the House. We will keep the Senate. Obama will be re-elected in 2012. Bookmark this thread. You can shove it up my ass if I'm wrong. I'm not wrong."]
[Grayson or Greene?]
There should be a lot of dims in jail.
Rational voice?? Give me a break.
[Perhaps Pitt can put in a good word for him at Bukowski's.]
His career should be pressing license plates in prison.
Just woke up minutes ago. What happened is that while DUFUing last night I was sipping (guzzling) the wine I got yesterday (two bottles for just 53 cents with coupons) and the next thing I knew it was morning again in America. My wife always gives me lectures about drinking and falling asleep but it inevitably happens to me. Sort of like a safety valve. Before I can achieve the drunk stage, I hit the snore stage. Now to review the news about the big House turnover.
I hope you enjoyed a roast beef sandwich or two before all that happened. Me, I stayed up until 11:30 and went to bed when Reid’s win was announced. No surprise there based on the way it was being played...
Now I'm going to look over threads in the DUmp and see if there's something worth DUFUing this morning. But if you want to post a DUFU this morning instead, PJ, I will gladly yield to you.
I'm wondering if Pitt commented on, or if anyone called him on, this August 15 prediction/pledge of his.
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