Posted on 11/02/2010 6:22:44 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Remember that annoying flick "A.I."("Artificial Intelligence") where robot boy David went on a long search to beg the Blue Fairy to make him a real boy? Well, that is what this DUmmie David Zephyr THREAD, "On the eve of the election, I do not see gloom and doom. Here's why," reminds me of. Yes, the DUmmies are desperately seeking out their own Blue Fairy to reassure them that there won't be a Republican onslaught at the polls today. Of course, one big difference from the movie is that while "AI" kept on going endlessly with little intelligence and a completely artificial tacked on ending, in the case of the DUmmies, their endless whining is actually quite entertaining. So let us now watch the DUmmies pray to the Blue Fairy in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that the movie should have mercifully ended with David yakking to the Blue Fairy under the sea instead of that completely artificial ending with that ET crap, is in the [brackets]:
On the eve of the election, I do not see gloom and doom. Here's why:
[Blue Fairy? Please...please, please make me into a real live boy. Please...Blue Fairy? Please...please...make me real. Blue Fairy? Please, please make me real. Please make me a real boy. Please, Blue Fairy, make me into a real boy. Please...]
Democrats are turning out in high numbers for this mid-term election. That's now an established fact. Early voting is going our way. Republicans have shot their wad early and we continue to keep showing up to the polls and voting. Every day that passed was a day in our favor.
[Claimed Baghdad Bob, now reporting from DUmmieland.]
The lack of cell phone polling makes the establishment poll numbers skewed. That's a fact.
[Actually it would skew it to favor Democrats, many of whom are still wedded to their landlines.]
Young people are once again, bucking the conventional wisdom, and are actively participating in this election, establishing a very positive trend. And that's not good news for the GOP.
[You were able to set up voting booths at the Goth clubs?]
Latino voting is up this year again. The GOP attempt to suppress their votes has failed.
[And the Latino running for Senator from Florida as well as the Latino running for Governor from Nevada are both doing very well.]
LBGT Americans are not thrilled with the GOP, but will be showing up overwhelmingly and voting Blue.
[They have cast their ballot for a certain Congressional Blue Fairy from MA.]
The GOP and their Tea Party crowd are at each other's throats.
[Sorry but the non-tea party GOPers were cast out months ago in Florida and Alaska.]
Democrats have far better and longer established GOTV organizations on the ground.
[And a big chunk of them wasted a crucial weekend by attending that Rally to Restore Democrats in DC.]
Finally, I expect another "Reverse Bradley" effect, where a citizen will say one thing publicly and vote another way privately. They may tell a pollster that they are pissed off, and they may tell everyone around them they are voting Republican, but when they are alone, they may do just the opposite as reason prevails.
[Or there could be the "Double Reverse Bradley with a Backflip" effect.]
Americans have not forgotten who caused the economic mess. Americans are not in love with the Republican Party. It is just delusional to believe so.
[BUSH'S FAULT!!! He forced the Democrats in Congress to vote for the politically suicidal ObamaCare bill.]
We will still control the Senate and not by a slim majority either. And we may be able to still hold on to the House of Representatives.
[So there is still a chance to preserve the integrity of William Rivers Pitt's butthole?]
We are the majority. Don't forget that.
[You are the majority. The Blue Fairy said so.]
Stop the with the gloom and doom and get out the vote where you can help.
[Or just make up the vote.]
The next 24 hours favor us. We are the majority party in America. Let's show them we are.
[And now to the rest of the Blue Fairy worshipping DUmmies...]
From your lips... To the electorates ear.
[From your lips... To the Pittster's butt.]
every two years older white racist voting Republicans are dying off; and younger more progressive voters are jumping in the pool.
[Yeah, watch the difference in the 2008 and 2010 outcomes.]
David, I really respect you, but you have been so optimistic in the past it's disgusting. I hope you're right, but often when you're this optimistic you tend to be really wrong.
[And David continued to pray to the Blue Fairy there before him, she who smiled softly, forever...she who welcomed forever. Eventually the floodlights dimmed and died, but David could still see her palely by day, and he still addressed her, in hope. He prayed until all the sea anemones had shriveled and died, he prayed as the ocean froze and the ice encased the caged amphibicopter, and the Blue Fairy too, locking them together where he could still make her out - a blue ghost in ice - always there, always smiling, always awaiting him. Eventually he never moved at all, but his eyes always stayed open, staring ahead forever all through the darkness of each night, and the next day...and the next day...]
Tomorrow, the voting at the polls will belong to the Democrats.
[Oh Fatherland, Fatherland,
Show us the sign
Your children have waited to see.
The morning will come
When the world is mine.
Tomorrow belongs to me!]
Drag every Dem you know to the polls!
[Especially the dead Democrats.]
At the least the cell phone gap is more than enough to give me serious hope. Thats a 4 point republican lean for any pollster who doesn't call cell phones, that's a fact.
[Call the Blue Fairy's cellphone for soothing reassurance.]
I do believe you're right!
[I BEEEEEEELEEEEEEVE!!!]
Democrats are showing up to vote in big numbers. This thing isn't over.
[And since you posted that on Monday night when the polls hadn't even opened yet, "this thing" hadn't even begun.]
They're so insensitive at DU, they keep forgetting to add the "I" and the "Q" to the letters, I is for "intersex" and the Q is for "questioning".
I know a liberal just like this idiot!
“If you think positive thoughts your dog won’t die”. (As my little dog lay dying in my arms).
After my dog dies she say “But how did you know your dog was going to die?”
“Because the vet told me her liver was destroyed” IDIOT!
You got it! Congratulations.
lol.
They don’t have a lot of RAM for their slow mental processor.
Wow, that is a pretty brain numbed liberal.
Yep, over 2 months ago, back in August.
www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2571393/posts
BUT, he recanted it a month later.
www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2592163/posts
BTW has the curtain closed at the DUmp yet?
God, I hope not! These people are too damned entertaining.
Get every Dem in drag out to the polls!
That is a true story except I didn’t call her an idiot and she knew about the liver already but positive thoughts were going to make the liver problem go away.
Hmmm...what's that old saying by Churchill: "Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."
Guess what dummy...people get older and don't stay youthful "progressives" (read: Socialist). They grow up...and start paying taxes...and realize they are getting screwed by their government.
It's easy to be "progressive" when all you do is take...but once you have to start giving...well...it changes your perspective a bit.
If nothing else, you certainly reminded me how much I HATED that “A.I.” movie.
What is her DU name?
Did she try mailing pictures of hands?
lol.
If positive “vibes” worked to cure an terminal disease, we wouldn’t need hospitals, would we?
The lack of cell phone polling makes the establishment poll numbers skewed. That's a fact.
Right, all knowing DUmmie. *Everyone knows* that 'Rethugs' are too STOO-PID™ to own and/or operate a cell phone.
Plus *everyone knows* that 'Rethugs' don't work, are all on welfare, so they're at home to answer the phone when the Polling Companies call on landlines.
Those are 'facts'.
......... 
Those are exactly her words and I answered “if it is so safe you wouldn't need guards everywhere”.
She and her Dutch husband are in some serious denial. A few months ago they drove their late model Cheve P/U from Cuernavaca to Texas and back again.
Nothing happened to them so I must be wrong, it IS perfectly safe. (snort*) Of course about 200 people were murdered that week several of them beheaded but they escaped, so I am a scaredy cat.
Intersex? WTH?!
Meanwhile they will see America as a violent place.
Said by someone who either never taken a course in statistics, or took the course but didn't understand the material.
Under-representing any particular demographic only affects the reliability of a poll if that particular demographic is substantially different from the general population. It doesn't matter if, for the sake of argument, moonbats are 10 times more likely than sane people to be cell-phone only as long as cell-phone only moonbats generally respond identically to land-line moonbats. The pollster is going to have accurate results as long as he accurately models the moonbat population, regardless of land-line or cell-phone usage, as long as he gets enough responses, from whatever source, to meet statistical significance.
Oh yeah, at DU some tout intersex ie hermaphrodites.
Thank you for this, very interesting and encouraging. If they’re going to vote from a basis of selfishness and stupidity, I’m just as happy if they don’t vote at all.
Oy veh. I visited DU a couple of times, but I felt as though I had to use industrial-grade disinfectant on my computer...and myself.
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