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DUmmie FUnnies 10-25-10 ("The Dems might get enough votes, but the machines are fixed")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 25, 2010 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/25/2010 10:20:34 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies are already lining up their favorite excuse for losing the elections next week as you can see in the very title of this THREAD, "The Dems might get enough votes, but the machines are fixed." Such an excuse was mysteriously missing in 2008 when they won. Of course, the rule of thumb is that whenever the Republicans win, the machines MUST be fixed. Of course, the DUmmies are strangely silent when proof of actual vote fraud, such as can be seen in this VIDEO, is presented. Yeah, that was a poll watcher who was ILLEGALLY denied access to a poll but that meets with DUmmie approval. So let us now watch the DUmmies conjure up their favorite excuse for losing in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that Democrat Joe Manchin is now basically calling Democrats DUmmies for not even reading their own ObamaCare bill, is in the [brackets]:

The Dems might get enough votes, but the machines are fixed

[So stay home and don't vote on Nov. 3 since the election has already been fixed.]

Forget the polls showing a Dem resurgence. Don't we remember that the GOP has rigged the machines in half the country? Unlimited resources without ethics or scruples and only a desire for power does not end well.And we cannot count on the MSM or the general public to do anything about it.

[Give up NOW! No matter how you cast your ballots on Election Day, Nov. 3, it's all been decided in advance. And now the whines from the other DUmmies...]

Nobody has rigged all the machines in half the country. If anyone had, surely someone would have switched sides and ratted them out by now. Machine malfunctions have been documented numerous times, but never attributed to sabotage.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Most of the machines are provided by 1 or 2 big corporations... They are the tech support and the programers... AND yes, they can rig the votes.

[Diebold owns all your votes!]

they can rig the votes != they have rigged the votes

[But only when Democrats lose.]

If you can't f*cking see that the machines actually steal votes, then one has to question how blind you are.

[You're going to need several dozen Valiums on Election Day, Nov. 3.]

Well explain this one..in Ohio in the last Bush election why did the servers counting the votes go thru the servers in the white house that were set up to take care of Rove and the republicans email and electronic system. It was made CLEAR AND SHOWN and no body did any thing.

[Karl Rove fixed the Ohio votes right from his White House desktop computer. All he had to do was push the Function key and the F for "Fix" key.]

The new normal = We have to SWAMP the repugs for the "win". . We will never know the real margin of '08...

[20 trillion but the rigged machines downgraded it to a mere few million.]

John Kerry WON in Ohio in 2004, and we all know that. What is most disturbing about it is the collective refusal of the Democratic Party to do anything about it

[We know what you did about it...You sent $10 to Bev Harris.]

If only the Dems could gain the White House and a substantial majority in both houses of Congress! Then they could pass legislation that would ensure we have fair elections.

[A DUmmie who has obviously been fast asleep since 2008.]

You may also try reading black box voting by Bev Ross.

[You may also try sending her LOTS of money. Remember, Bev Harris is just $10 away from overturning the 2004 election.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; election2010
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1 posted on 10/25/2010 10:20:40 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 10/25/2010 10:23:56 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: PJ-Comix

Hello.


3 posted on 10/25/2010 10:23:57 AM PDT by MamaB
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To: PJ-Comix

12 things I hate about Christmas:

#8: Rigging those damn voting machines!


4 posted on 10/25/2010 10:24:07 AM PDT by Newtoidaho (Liberals are drooling buffoons backed by satanic goons.)
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"If only the Dems could gain the White House and a substantial majority in both houses of Congress! Then they could pass legislation that would ensure we have fair elections."

Sheesh. How much more of a majority does one need?

5 posted on 10/25/2010 10:25:04 AM PDT by Holen1
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top 10?


6 posted on 10/25/2010 10:28:01 AM PDT by SouthernBoyupNorth ("For my wings are made of Tungsten, my flesh of glass and steel..........")
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To: PJ-Comix

TT

B2Read


7 posted on 10/25/2010 10:29:22 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Islam is a violent and tyrannical political ideology and has nothing to do with "religion".)
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Thanks, you saved me a wasted trip...I thought it was the 2nd.


8 posted on 10/25/2010 10:31:14 AM PDT by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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DUmmie vote fraud ping!


9 posted on 10/25/2010 10:36:34 AM PDT by rockrr ("I said that I was scared of you!" - pokie the pretend cowboy)
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Mineral Man better watch himself. He’s an outted ex Freeper according to flyarm.

You gotta laugh. The DUmmies cheat so they assume everyone cheats.

I can’t wait for the election. :)


10 posted on 10/25/2010 10:38:01 AM PDT by Jacktown
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11


11 posted on 10/25/2010 10:45:11 AM PDT by chesley (Eat what you want, and die like a man.)
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12?


12 posted on 10/25/2010 10:49:06 AM PDT by FDNYRHEROES (In just His first 3 days, the War on Terror became the War on Free Speech.)
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If only the Dems could gain the White House and a substantial majority in both houses of Congress! Then they could pass legislation that would ensure we have fair elections.

Excellent sarcasm from a

LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!!

13 posted on 10/25/2010 11:00:25 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Islam is a violent and tyrannical political ideology and has nothing to do with "religion".)
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TOP 15! :-)


14 posted on 10/25/2010 11:21:43 AM PDT by Condor51 (SAT CONG!)
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Nothing to see here, just the DUmmies projecting again.


15 posted on 10/25/2010 11:26:01 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the "Dave Ramsey Fan" ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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If only the Dems could gain the White House and a substantial majority in both houses of Congress! Then they could pass legislation that would ensure we have fair elections.


A DUmmie with a sense of humor.
Who'd a thunk it.

(Has to be a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL)

16 posted on 10/25/2010 11:30:22 AM PDT by Condor51 (SAT CONG!)
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If only the Dems could gain the White House and a substantial majority in both houses of Congress! Then they could pass legislation that would ensure we have fair elections.

This is obviously sarcasm, but it's sarcasm based on a faulty premise - that the Democrats actually have any interest in fair elections.

If there was some chicanery on the Republican side of the aisle, that would surely have fixed it in the last few years, with nobody able to stop them.

But the fact of the matter is that the Democrats (as actual evidence rather than feelings have proven again and again) embrace and thrive on vote manipulation to attain and retain power.

Just about every proven case of voter fraud has involved Democratic Party fraud. But the Dummies feel its the Republicans engaging in that kind of fraud. They just feel it.

I have the solution to voter fraud - 10 years in prison for individual fraud (double-voting, voting when or where ineligible, etc.) And the death penalty for anybody engaging in systemic fraud (manipulating voting machines, forging multiple ballots, knowingly registering ineligible voters, etc.) Do that, and your vote will actually count.

17 posted on 10/25/2010 11:35:58 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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...in Ohio in the last Bush election why did the servers counting the votes go thru the servers in the white house...

How does one explain this level of delusion?

18 posted on 10/25/2010 11:39:02 AM PDT by Fundamentally Fair (If exercising the right to free speech invites violence, then girls in short skirts invite rape.)
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Do they not realize that most states now are run by dems so if someone is fixing the machines it is thier guys.DUH No dems you lose because your ideas when put into action SUCK!


19 posted on 10/25/2010 11:42:53 AM PDT by chris_bdba
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ROFLOL! As an Ohioan I have yet to find anyone who would admit voting for John Kerry.These people are delusional!


20 posted on 10/25/2010 11:58:26 AM PDT by chris_bdba
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