My favorite
Posted on 10/15/2010 5:58:58 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Blogpimp songs
Song of the Pimp
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Trolling on FR,
And looking for blog hits,
When folks tell me to stop,
I throw hissy fits
I detest all the complaints,
By others who too freep,
I wish they’d go to h***,
Oh I wish they’d *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*
Chorus:
Oh plagiarize! Plagarize!
And pimping my blog too!
I am a stinkin’ blogpimp,
And that is what I do! (repeat chorus)
Blogpimps on FR
(tune: The Wheel on the Bus)
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
So early in the morning
The Blogpimp’s Song
(tune: I’ve been working on the RR)
I’ve been pimping on the forum,
All the live long day
I’ve been pimping on the forum
Just to pass the time away
I really love to post just excerpts
I don’t care what others think!
I’m just sitting ‘round and waiting
For folks to click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Someone is reporting, I know, I know
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Guess they want to see me go!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o-o-o-o,
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Guess they want to see me go!
Haikus about blogpimps
(Excerpt) read more at
mydumbblog.com
I’m trolling for hits!
Pimp, pimp, I’m a pimp
Stop, Stop, I can never stop
Blog, blog, click my blog!
I came to FR
Just to pimp my stupid blog
Now they hate me *sob*
“Boohoo! *Whimper* *sigh*
They all hate me. Wonder why?”
(Excerpt) read more at...
The following were done by Allegra:
Blogpimp all day long,
Blogpimp till the cows come home,
Please click on my link!
Must click on my link
It will take you to my blog
I want lots of hits
Blogpimping my blog
The Mods, they do not like it
My fursuit calls me
My favorite
Good choice, but I prefer the Macallan Twelve Year.
I am a pimp blogger,
I’m a blogging pimp,
I’s the best pimp blogger,
That ever pimped blogs.
(said three times as fast you can)
Wow. I guess if someone would like to read more mature and meaningful commentary like that they should go to www.publiusforum.com.
Hmmm, it seems many on this thread want to dictate to you how to post on your blog, and how to post here.
Some are johnny-come-latelys, posting without reading the whole thread and making themselves look kinda stupid and out of the loop.
It seems easy, post a good sized excerpt (using HMTL so hot links—if there are any—) will show up in the excerpt.
It seems also that a lot of posters on this thread have a real hangup with homosexuals and their “acts”
The worse the posts get, the more they are on the defensive.
All I ever need to know about homos I can find on this thread lol.
They are getting increasingly vile and violent as people confront them on their conceited assumption that they speak for all Freepers, aren't they? But that is usually the case with this sort.
I wouldn't mind their arrogance if they didn't range over the whole board assaulting anyone that disagrees with them, calling them homosexuals and what have you. You should have seen how they attacked a few people that came to my support on some of my threads. Disrupting threads all across FR with the delusion they are saving everyone is quite an arrogant assumption, isn't it? It is quite a liberal thing to do, eh?
On my threads people gave them specific reasons why their little campaign was ill advised and unwanted and instead of actually addressing the points presented to them they all immediately resorted to calling people "gay" and indulging ad hominem attacks. These guys are like the mafia, or some sort of fascist movement with their tactics.
It really is a sad thing to see these sort of creeps wreck what is otherwise a great site.
These guys are such liars, troublemakers, and arrogant cusses that I am convinced are leftists trying to disrupt FR. They are most certainly doing the left's work for them, anyway.
I am glad there are sane people like you out there, though. Don't let these creeps get you down.
Good one! LOL!
LOL, that’s the spirit!
Well, while you liars and your multiple screen names vent like the self-indulgent children you are, here is a link to a site worth viewing…
Remember, that's www.PubliusForum.com
Yes, it's www.PubliusForum.com
Once again you mentioned your proclivities twice in a single post.
It was funny at first you busting out of the closet and all but now it is just getting disgusting. FR ain’t a hook up site for your type.
Try to tone it down some will ya?
hey if they want to stay in the rabbit hole, fine by me.
But for more sane discussions go to...
Remember, that's www.PubliusForum.com
Yes, it's www.PubliusForum.com
Can you make a single post without referencing faggots?
Is this that “pride” thing you fellers are always mincing around babbling about?
There ain’t no way I am going to click on your blog seeing as how you have a one track mind and it stays in the gutter behind a Chicago bathhouse.
But you go way overboard with you reactions, which just gives them fuel
And you use some pretty foul name-calling yourself
Yea, I've seen the other thread's too.
In fact I didn't comment on the articles you posted that interested me because of the hijacking.
Convincing yourself that they are something they are not isn't helpful at all.
I told you before that they are separate posters, but you still kept saying they had multiple screen names.
Some of them may be twins or triplets (of the mind anyway) but they are not the same people.
As far as anyone on the internets getting me down lol that won't happen.
I've got worse problems than a bunch of nancy boys venting their spleens on the www.
Oh and the reason is...is that I am NOT sane. So stop calling me that!
You gotta be a little crazy to post at Free Republic...
Raising one to ya’ ;-)
Sane? I don’t know anyone who drinks Scotch that I would call sane.
Not even myself.
Sheesh
But you go way overboard with you reactions, which just gives them fuel
We disagree on that, for sure. These scum don't deserve to be treated as sentient humans. Besides. THEY started it. I ignored them for days before I finally had enough of their lies and personal attacks. I don't back down from punks.
Oh and the reason is...is that I am NOT sane. So stop calling me that!
LOL
What I hope does not happen is that this childish campaign they've started where they are attacking people's sexual proclivities would get out to the left. Imagine the hay that the left can make with these hatemongering thread jackers efforts to call everyone gay?
It would not be pretty and these creeps would reflect badly on all of FR.
This particular person has a peculiar passion for pimping; the pest persists in promoting his personal puny blog. :)
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