Posted on 10/15/2010 5:58:58 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Blogpimp songs
Song of the Pimp
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Trolling on FR,
And looking for blog hits,
When folks tell me to stop,
I throw hissy fits
I detest all the complaints,
By others who too freep,
I wish they’d go to h***,
Oh I wish they’d *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*
Chorus:
Oh plagiarize! Plagarize!
And pimping my blog too!
I am a stinkin’ blogpimp,
And that is what I do! (repeat chorus)
Blogpimps on FR
(tune: The Wheel on the Bus)
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
So early in the morning
The Blogpimp’s Song
(tune: I’ve been working on the RR)
I’ve been pimping on the forum,
All the live long day
I’ve been pimping on the forum
Just to pass the time away
I really love to post just excerpts
I don’t care what others think!
I’m just sitting ‘round and waiting
For folks to click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Someone is reporting, I know, I know
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Guess they want to see me go!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o-o-o-o,
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Guess they want to see me go!
Haikus about blogpimps
(Excerpt) read more at
mydumbblog.com
I’m trolling for hits!
Pimp, pimp, I’m a pimp
Stop, Stop, I can never stop
Blog, blog, click my blog!
I came to FR
Just to pimp my stupid blog
Now they hate me *sob*
“Boohoo! *Whimper* *sigh*
They all hate me. Wonder why?”
(Excerpt) read more at...
The following were done by Allegra:
Blogpimp all day long,
Blogpimp till the cows come home,
Please click on my link!
Must click on my link
It will take you to my blog
I want lots of hits
Blogpimping my blog
The Mods, they do not like it
My fursuit calls me
Remember, that's www.PubliusForum.com
Yes, it's www.PubliusForum.com
Remember, that's www.PubliusForum.com
Yes, it's www.PubliusForum.com
If the multiple names was true, you could have them banned and gone with a single reporting of the abuse.
Since it is not true, you just repeat you lie.
Prove this or ping the Mods and have them take action.
Otherwise just accept the fact that there are this many FReepers who think you are a worthless blogpimp.
As to being a homo, if you would quit talking about it maybe in time folks will forget.
Yea, the one that you said you found on this thread.
But you wouldn't share...
That's alright though, I think I'll just stick to FR.
I suggest you get some proteciton on your computer if you aren't aware of the fact I posted to you.
On second thought, don't worry about.
Viruses are only on blogs.
Yea, that's the ticket.
Get over it, Nancy. Stop being such a twinkletoes and folks will quit messing with you.
Post your whole content.
We are not your hit generating machine.
I'm glad you didn't ping any of them. Let them figure that out themselves
Don’t eat yellow snow.
Oh so those are the gay porn sites huh?
I wonder how long it will take the mods to find those links.
I ain’t telling...
It looks like a bunch of these blogpimps and their supporters met up after a “Pride” parade got drunk and started posting on this thread!
LOL!
Mobile Vulgus aka The "Newashman" aka ASH aka ReduxAsh aka at least five other screen names is a hoaxer who has been banned from posting to this forum. Not once, but many times. He will be banned again soon.
HE WILL, WHEN CHALLENGED, PRETEND INNOCENCE. His use of multiple aliases is, itself a hoax. He is an electronic crasher who is here AGAINST THE EXPRESS WISHES OF THE OWNER OF THIS FORUM.
Attempting to engage him in debate plays into his hands. He is here to create dissent and to disrupt the Free Republic. That is his pattern and the reason his posting privileges have been banned.
Please DO NOT respond in any way to him.
Gosh, you mean the copied stuff didn’t come across properly?
Silly me, that HLTM is so cornfusing...
If you have a problem with my actions, should you not be able to show the actions you have a problem with?
Come on, dude.. make at least an effort to be credible.
For real?
I figured he was just a pimp, a minor menace.
Yep, my instincts are awesome (sip) sure enough!
Sure. I have said so to many of them. A few have been nice about it but most are just egotistical wannabe Mike Roykos and get all bunched up pantywise.
LOL if he is Ash then I am Don Morgan.
MULTIPLE SCREEN NAMES!
I'm calling the cops! I'm alerting the FBI! The air conditioning guys! Rotorooter!
You are SO busted, pal.
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