Posted on 10/15/2010 5:58:58 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Blogpimp songs
Song of the Pimp
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Trolling on FR,
And looking for blog hits,
When folks tell me to stop,
I throw hissy fits
I detest all the complaints,
By others who too freep,
I wish they’d go to h***,
Oh I wish they’d *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*
Chorus:
Oh plagiarize! Plagarize!
And pimping my blog too!
I am a stinkin’ blogpimp,
And that is what I do! (repeat chorus)
Blogpimps on FR
(tune: The Wheel on the Bus)
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
So early in the morning
The Blogpimp’s Song
(tune: I’ve been working on the RR)
I’ve been pimping on the forum,
All the live long day
I’ve been pimping on the forum
Just to pass the time away
I really love to post just excerpts
I don’t care what others think!
I’m just sitting ‘round and waiting
For folks to click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Someone is reporting, I know, I know
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Guess they want to see me go!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o-o-o-o,
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Guess they want to see me go!
Haikus about blogpimps
(Excerpt) read more at
mydumbblog.com
I’m trolling for hits!
Pimp, pimp, I’m a pimp
Stop, Stop, I can never stop
Blog, blog, click my blog!
I came to FR
Just to pimp my stupid blog
Now they hate me *sob*
“Boohoo! *Whimper* *sigh*
They all hate me. Wonder why?”
(Excerpt) read more at...
The following were done by Allegra:
Blogpimp all day long,
Blogpimp till the cows come home,
Please click on my link!
Must click on my link
It will take you to my blog
I want lots of hits
Blogpimping my blog
The Mods, they do not like it
My fursuit calls me
Crikey that was long. You should have just excerpted it.
Pimping, pimping, everywhere.. and fail to give a link
Pimping, trying, pimps beware, they claim my blog doth stink!"
Ah, yes....that was quite gruesome.
The Viking Kitties...sometimes they get a little carried away.
And Pablo....well, he's just one wily dude.
It certainly is fun, just like being surrounded by trusted friends at a party.
Being 50mm is a bit confusing, but then he’s... we’re... always posting the headache picture.
When I’m Deo Vindi... whatever... my IQ goes up a few points. Always a plus.
Larry Lucido always makes me want to sue a blogpimp, but Eaker usually stops that right away.
Anyway, it’s great!
Show-off. ;-)
That was great! Thanks!
Neither a blogpimp nor a vidblogpimp be; For a blog oft loses both its perusers and credibility, and vidblogpimping dulls the edge of sanity.
I was tempted to do all three parts but I don’t have that patience.
Coulter articles are excerpted, as well as Malkins and many more that don't require it.And neither one of them post their articles here.Neither of those excellent writers excerpt their own material here just in order to get blog hits.
But they do appreciate excerpts so that people will go to their websites.
To see other articles and information on their sites, and also to click on some of their advertizing.
Exactly the same as bloggers do.
Most of them have links to other articles of theirs, as well as links to other conservative sites.
If a blogger just posts a link to their site to see a video, I don't like that either.
But if they write original commentary of their own, I see no problem with that.
It happens with Hotair, Malkin, Brietbart and many other sites that are posted here.
"And others have seen the light, changed their ways, and are given praise, bumps and hits. True story."I haven't noticed that, that's good.
I have seen some that have changed their ways, and they still are vilified.
Usually for posting an excerpt instead of the full article.
One was chastized for posting an excerpt, when the article was 4 pages long.
Personally I don't like super long articles in the thread body, I'd rather click on the site if I am interested in the rest of the article.
Like I do with Coulter and others.
Now you just repeat yourself. You actually produce original content. Don’t lower yourself to the other “cut-n-paste” blogpimpers.
And have the blogpimp pimps jump all over him?
I think not! LOL
No they wren't ya nut! They all went to his website. It's one of those dreaded blogs!
I like it when they get their zots.
I have.
Your standards are two high, (and biased imo)
Your idea of a "regular blogger’s thread" don't compute with the reality of www protocol.
An example is the obsession that all bloggers should post their complete article.
Or a link to videos in the body of their posts.
Breitbart, Malkin and many other embed videos on their sites with no notice when their articles are posted.
So they should be admonished also if you want consistency.
But we have blogpimps that do.
I've seen them excerpt after two paragraphs, and after clicking..one more paragraph.
It's a marketing ploy. And not a terribly clever one. They want hits.
They use us as free advertising, part of a business model.
The majority of offenders are 2009 vintage. Johnny don't like that, yo.
Two high? LOLOLOLOL!
Really, really, who could not?
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