Posted on 09/27/2010 8:58:45 PM PDT by Big Bureaucracy
Bummer! The outer space bureaucracy is not happening. Over the weekend the Brits invented the story about the United Nations appointing an ambassador in charge of extraterrestrial contacts.
The most amazing part of the story was the speed with which the false rumor spread through many serious news outlets.
Apparently the opinion of the media about the UN is so low that the appointment of an ET Ambassador seemed realistic.
Newscasters all over the globe believed that Ban Ki-moon is totally capable of going intergalactic.
After all it is likely that the UN will meet an alien before the Middle East Peace is achieved.
Plus, everybody knows that if you are seeking intelligent life, the United Nations is the last place to look.
There was no Is this a joke? reaction. The news proceeded with Guess what they did in the UN now!
The Earth population is so used to pay for all the nonsense coming out of the UN bureaucracy that nobody asked: who is funding the UN Martian office?
Does anybody in the world take the UN seriously anymore?
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I heard NASA is looking for a Mooslim to do our talking for us. Trying to pump up the muzzies’ “self-esteem” don’t you know.
The Tin Foil hat people that run the Internet..and the UN squelched the rumor because Emperor Xenu is coming back to take all good scientoligists back to the home planet!! HAHAHA...
After Ban Ki-moon they will elect Al Ki-moon
Because you have to be that stupid to believe anthropomorphic global warming, and they have cast out the unbelievers.
They also believed we can give free health care to 30 million more people and this will save us money.
I thought Jerry Brown had already been assigned that post.
We’re already run by aliens - so what’s it matter?
Damned shame! I was going to appeal to the UN to ask the Aliens to warm that damned probe next time I'm taken on board.
A few weeks of scooping ice cream is enough experience to be POTUS? C'mon!
Calypso Louie Farrakhan as Rush calls him, would be perfect. He’s already been in the Mother ship.
And he already talks like some kind of alien. LOL!
What serious media?
Well, it IS true that Ban Ki-Moon DID say that the very last chance to stop runaway global warming was last December, so we are all in deep offal now.
I said that very same thing to someone this morning.
LLS
What makes the current legislations so evil and worhty of guillotine solution is that these bastards know these measures will crash the system not sustain it. They are working to accomplish the collapse and have the 'Homer Simpson' sheeple ask for the new world order to bail them out. [As stated by Cass Sunstein, we're all little Homer Simpsons that the Barry Bastard Boy regime can manipulate! And they're doing it right before our bread and circuses trained eyes.]
They all started watching “The Outer Limits” on late-night tv and saw the one where Robert Culp and a group of other guys engineer one of them (Culp) into an alien and have them land their ship in front of the UN, in order to force the world to come together to fight the aliens threatening all life on earth.
It’s so damned laughable it’s funny. They are just idiots.
I hear you. Congress actually thinks that Colbert guy is the one that should be embarrassed. They think Pelosi should be taken seriously. They think no one knows that Reid is mob connected. After seeing 0bambi elected all those things seem believable to them and it’s not entirely crazy that they are.
I agree. I find much joy in their being forced into reality.
LLS
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