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DUmmie FUnnies 9-26-10 (Kerry Blames Stupid Voters For Democrat Problems)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 26, 2010 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/26/2010 6:07:03 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies seem to mostly agree with John F. Kerry's OBSERVATION that stupid voters are to blame for the current problems of the Democrats. Ummm... Who's stupid here, John? This is a guy who had a grandmother that spoke with a Yiddish accent yet supposedly he never once displayed the least bit of curiosity as to how he had a name like "Kerry." Or maybe it was explained to him that Granny's lapses into a vaguely Germanic foreign tongue were merely a ancient form of Gaelic as spoken in the section of Ireland known as County Kohn. Of course, Kerry might not be the stupidest politician out there. That prize has to go to his 2004 running mate who made a sex tape with his mistress and somehow thought it would remain permanently unknown to the public. A piece of advice. Sex tapes of famous people NEVER remain hidden from view. Anyway, the DUmmies seem to mostly agree with Kerry about the supposed stupidity of American voters as you can see in this THREAD, "Kerry blames out-of-touch voters for Democrats' midterm image troubles." So let us now watch the stupid DUmmies analyze Kerry's stupid opinion about why the voters are rejecting the Democrats in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, aka The Coupon Whisperer, is in the [brackets]:

Kerry blames out-of-touch voters for Democrats' midterm image troubles

[I still have the image of Kerry wearing that Bunny Wabbit outfit in 2004.]

Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.) this week said an uninformed public is largely to blame for the Democrats' problems heading into November's midterms, the Boston Herald reports. “We have an electorate that doesn’t always pay that much attention to what’s going on so people are influenced by a simple slogan rather than the facts or the truth or what’s happening,” Kerry said Friday in Boston, according to the Herald. "A lot of the anger today — while it’s appropriate because Washington is broken — is not directed at the right people."

[The problem for Kerry and the Democrats is that the electorate is paying TOO MUCH attention to the foibles of the Democrats. Now on to the DUmmie Peanut Gallery...]

They should be angry...at the Republicans.

[Yes, it's the Republicans fault for serving up the crap sandwich known as ObamaCare.]

Kerry knows all about "out of touch"! And how to f*ck off an election!

[Bev Harris is just $10 away from making that election right.]

He is an everyday working mans senator

[Who happens to live in his wife's mansion in Nantucket and sails around on a tax avoidance yacht.]

The fact is that Obama helped the economy turn

[...sour.]

you talk of things that are not even legally in effect yet, try waiting to see if all the pretty words really come true. & since you mentioned Kerry: what happened on 2004 when he continually claimed he had "Lawyers lined up to challenge any voting irregularities"?

[That was mostly WILLIAM RIVERS PITT making those claims about papers being filed in obscure Ohio courthouses. Those election results will be overturned in just 24 business hours.]

I don't see where he has done anything even remotely approaching "exceptional." His performance has been poor to mediocre, at best.

[EEEEK! How dare you question the abilities of the Mighty Ozbama? Your tombstoning will go into effect...NOW!]

blame the voters. thats a sure way to win.

[And don't forget to blame Bush!]

Kerry is about the 6th most liberal person in the Senate

[Lenin, Stalin, and Mao must be among the other five.]

The media is assisting the Republicans in distorting the message

[In what alternate universe is Katy Couric and Brian Williams helping the Republicans?]

Why is it not clear to the Democratic leaders by now that they need to persuade some of the ubber-rich liberals to buyout and own some news media in order to counter the rethugs and Faux News as well as other so-called conservative media - beats my imagination.

[I think they already own leftwing media called NBC, CBS, ABC, PBS, NPR, etc.]

We do need to be able to counter the RW BS as soon as it is being spun. They have a neatly thread network that gets out their twisted messages in no time at all. And, it becomes the first thing many news outlets and even ordinary people see,hear about and read.

[ONE network only is not lockstep liberal and that has the DUmmies in a panic mode.]

they stuffed the electronic ballot boxes, THAT is why we got 8 nightmare years, plus a GOP gov in Georgia, only Republicans allowed to be in the same room while recounting votes, etc.

[Getting that excuse line up to explain away this November's election results?]

Kerry - you and your buddies let out a huge fart. Don't blame it on the dog. For God's sake, take some responsibility for your own stink.

[Note to Obama and Democrats: Take responsibility for your own stink.]

No Shit.. Kerry is a Jackass for this remark.

[Your Kewpie Doll will arrive right after your tombstoning ceremony.]

Kerry hardly gets what he says right.. Just look at 2004 and his boners during the campaign

[So that explains why Kerry had to loudly order an EXTRA LARGE jockstrap in front of reporters. Got that? EXTRA LARGE!]

I've ever since been convinced that he purposefully threw the election with that whole Swift Boat think and his spineless response.. Kerry is an owned man, just like the rest of the Blue Dogs, Hillary, biden and Obama included. They are nothing more than sock puppets like Bush*

[How about a Temporary Sock Puppet like a certain patron of Bukowski's?]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; johnkerry; nottooswiftboat; taxevasion; yacht
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To: PJ-Comix
“We have an electorate that doesn’t always pay that much attention to what’s going on so people are influenced by a simple slogan rather than the facts or the truth or what’s happening,” Kerry said Friday in Boston

Must be all those poor stoopid soldiers who had to go to Irak, now home...


21 posted on 09/26/2010 8:04:19 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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To: PJ-Comix
people are influenced by a simple slogan rather than the facts or the truth or what’s happening


22 posted on 09/26/2010 8:04:20 AM PDT by mikrofon (C'est true, Jean...)
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To: MarineBrat

Lactaid deal extended to 10-15. Originally ended 9-30. Publix has Lactaid coupon dispensers in Dairy section. $2 off any size Lactaid. The Lactaid quarts are $2.19 soooo...use 4 of these coupons on 5 quarts and you get a gallon for just 76 cents. I have been stockpiling the coupons and will buy a whole bunch mid October so enough milk to last from now to November.


23 posted on 09/26/2010 8:05:35 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: PJ-Comix
Methinks too many newspaper editors no longer follow the rule that the adjective most often is placed before the noun it modifies than elsewhere. I suspect the headline:

Kerry Blames Stupid Voters for Democrat Problems

should have been rendered

Stupid Kerry Blames Voters for Democrat Problems.

24 posted on 09/26/2010 8:06:26 AM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (Obama makes me miss Jimmah Cahtah!)
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To: Mercat
I think you would have a huge pingee list if you did a coupon thread.

I prefer to tell couponing stories. In the near future I will tell the story about a fellow couponer who gets regularly beat up by his wife. I mean PHYSICALLY beaten. Sad but FUnnie story of a P-whipped couponer.

25 posted on 09/26/2010 8:10:17 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: PJ-Comix

Man, this coupon stuff is high drama. I’m afraid I would crack under the pressure.


26 posted on 09/26/2010 8:15:39 AM PDT by Yardstick
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To: PJ-Comix
Kerry is about the 6th most liberal person in the Senate

He's easily moved up (or down) a notch since 1/20/09...

27 posted on 09/26/2010 8:17:37 AM PDT by mikrofon (*Was* BHO ever in the Senate?)
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To: Yardstick
Man, this coupon stuff is high drama. I’m afraid I would crack under the pressure.

Actually I find it quite relaxing. I was on a coupon high for the past couple of days. Plus I just got a coupon for 50% off kite surfing lessons. Might use it once my knee injury (caused by coupons) heals.

28 posted on 09/26/2010 8:22:48 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: PJ-Comix
What a card that Kerry is!

This takes me back to a more humerous time when, on a daily basis, Kerry provided the comedic angle to campaigning for Pres.

Oh, and about someone complaining about your coupon tips? In these times, we need all the help we can get to save money. Who, in their right mind (pun intended!), would complain about that?

What is up with that elderly cashier? Maybe she would just rather you be on food stamps!

29 posted on 09/26/2010 8:35:09 AM PDT by CAluvdubya ("Sarah Palin fights, we cannot spare her."--GonzoGOP)
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To: PJ-Comix

“He is an everyday working mans senator”

Kerry is the LAST senator to whom this description applies. The DU poster obviously doesn’t know “who I am.”

And while everyone speaks of his zillionaire lifestyle, few mention that it is is provided by the $$ Teresa inherited from her REPUBLICAN Senator husband. John Heinz has to be ‘rolling over in his grave.’


30 posted on 09/26/2010 8:42:04 AM PDT by EDINVA
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To: MarineBrat; PJ-Comix
Heck, I think someone should start a coupon ping list. In this crappy economy it would be very popular.

If you start a coupon ping list, please include me!

31 posted on 09/26/2010 9:04:50 AM PDT by Grizzled Bear (Does not play well with others)
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To: COBOL2Java

Shortly after that photo went viral, Katie Couric speculated that the Soldiers might have possibly been asking John Kerry for help.

They really must believe their viewing audience is poplulated with complete morons.


32 posted on 09/26/2010 9:09:16 AM PDT by Grizzled Bear (Does not play well with others)
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To: Grizzled Bear

I’m not the type to run a ping list, though I do appreciate those who do. It would be a lot of work, much like DUmmie-Funnies. Because the owner of the list wouldn’t find “coupon” stories just laying around FR. They’d have to generate the material themselves.


33 posted on 09/26/2010 9:10:27 AM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: PJ-Comix

2065 days since John Kerry promised, on national TV, to sign form SF-180 and release his military records.

34 posted on 09/26/2010 9:12:25 AM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: PJ-Comix
NEVER use your coupons with elderly cashiers with small angry mouths.

LOL! Isn't that really a comment about life in general? As in, it's too short to waste on the perpetually agitated?

35 posted on 09/26/2010 9:56:54 AM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now)
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To: PJ-Comix
Woo-Hoo, top 40!
36 posted on 09/26/2010 9:59:39 AM PDT by Condor51 (SAT CONG!)
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To: PJ-Comix
“This is a guy who had a grandmother that spoke with a Yiddish accent yet supposedly he never once displayed the least bit of curiosity as to how he had a name like “Kerry.” Or maybe it was explained to him that Granny’s lapses into a vaguely Germanic foreign tongue were merely a ancient form of Gaelic as spoken in the section of Ireland known as County Kohn. “

Not only that but his *Yiddish speaking Irish Granny* came from the town of Bohemia.

Personally, as a kid I would have been a tad confused by all that.
:-)

an aside: 'Kerry's' 'irish' Grandpa, Mr Kohn lived in the same Chicago neighborhood as an aunt of mine, aunt Sophie. Like Mr Kohn, she was Bohemian, but Catholic not Jewish, and the 'Bohunks' (aka: Bohocks) all lived in the neighborhood called 'The Little Village' (now all Mexican).

And as the 'Bohunks' got more 'upwardly mobile', they moved West along 22nd Street, now Cermack Rd, first to Cicero and then Berwyn (that's when the mattress was really full of money).

Note to the PC Police:
I'm using terminology above that I grew up speaking in Chicago, like everyone else did.
Bohunk, Polack, Mick, Lugan, Kraut, etc. was used regularly and no wars broke out as it wasn't used as a pejorative. So buzz off.

37 posted on 09/26/2010 10:54:45 AM PDT by Condor51 (SAT CONG!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Okay, my contribution to the new "coupon thread"...sort of :)

I needed new sheers for my bedroom windows We have a lot of windows in that room so I needed 12 sheers. They had ones that would work for me on sale at 40% off. That was a savings of $120.00 THEN there was a coupon for 20% off the total!

I felt like I hit the Lotto!

38 posted on 09/26/2010 12:19:35 PM PDT by CAluvdubya ("Sarah Palin fights, we cannot spare her."--GonzoGOP)
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To: PJ-Comix
John F. Kerry

Didn't he serve in Vietnam? Or am I thinking of someone else?

39 posted on 09/26/2010 2:11:37 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (JF'nK.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.)

Sen. John Kerry (D-Snowmass)

40 posted on 09/26/2010 2:12:32 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (JF'nK.)
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