The Mathematics of Boneless Pork Rectums

http://wmbriggs.com/blog/?p=2926 ^ | William M. Briggs

[Fighter@heart]

Just how many would be required to fill ALL the Mosques in America? Now that’s a math problem I would like to know the answer too!

[SouthDixie]

That makes about 25,000 rectums per container.

Sounds like a democrat convention.

[gthog61]

There’s pork rectums with bones in them?

[Hot Tabasco]

His formula is flawed, he doesn’t take into consideration the squash factor.........

[mylife]

Congress is full of them, but many like Barney Frank are bone in.

[ozark hilljilly]

“but many like Barney Frank are bone in.”

OMG, there’s coffee all over the desk!
Please submit 2$ towards the New Keyboard for Hilljilly fund.
: )

[mylife]

Sorry. ☺

[Bob]

There’s pork rectums with bones in them?

Not that there's anything wrong with that... </seinfeld>

[PoloSec]

“Just how many would be required to fill ALL the Mosques in America? Now that’s a math problem I would like to know the answer too!”

Yes Sir! However many it takes, we have enough, delivery should start immediately.

[mattstat]

Pork rectums are resilient against squashing.

[USS Alaska]

There’s pork rectums with bones in them?

In all the bath houses in San Francisco.

[DManA]

Rectum? Dang near killed ‘em.

[RIM SHOT]

[Leftism is Mentally Deranged]

Good excercise - counting how many democrats will fit in one of those barrels.

[The Great RJ]

I had heard that in the pork business every part of the hog was used except the curl in the tail. This is apparently true, but it scares me to think of what purpose pork rectums are used. Perhaps pork rectums might also be used as part of the foundation of the ground zero mosque.

[Responsibility2nd]

Boneless Pork Rectum Ping

[Vaduz]

Nor persent moisture in rectums.

[starlifter]

Reminds me of my favorite country song about NASCAR, entitled, “My Dixie Wrecked”

[woofie]

I usually just spit the bones out of my pig rectums

[Slings and Arrows]

I know where they can get 535 of them.