Louisiana Pastor Wants To Nuke The Quran

Elective Decisions ^ | 09/09/10 | Chris Davis

[writer33]

Deridder, LA—Amidst the controversy surrounding the burning of the Quran, Pastor Ima Wright, from the Reach Out And Touch Someone Center in Deridder, Louisiana, has decided to raise the stakes, and destroy the Quran with a nuclear explosion. Pastor Wright came to this conclusion after he told Elective Decisions that God had called at three in the morning with specific instructions to nuke the Quran. So, I sat down with Pastor Wright and we weighed the pros and cons of destroying the Quran with a thermonuclear device...

[stephenjohnbanker]

” Elective Decisions: Now, how do you get a thermonuclear device out of the country?

Wright: Easy. We give it to an undocumented worker. There’s no way on God’s green Earth that ICE will even think about stopping an undocumented worker. “

Classic Davis ;-)

[writer33]

I also spent some time walking the red clay hills of Ft. Polk during basic back in the day.

For a while, they closed basic training at Ft. Polk, but they reopened it for basic training while I was there. I remember that red clay. It got in everything with our vehicles as well.

[writer33]

Glad you enjoyed it, stephenjohn. Thank you for reading. I do appreciate it.

[writer33]

Thanks for pinging and reading. I do appreciate it.