Louisiana Pastor Wants To Nuke The Quran

Elective Decisions ^ | 09/09/10 | Chris Davis

[writer33]

Deridder, LA—Amidst the controversy surrounding the burning of the Quran, Pastor Ima Wright, from the Reach Out And Touch Someone Center in Deridder, Louisiana, has decided to raise the stakes, and destroy the Quran with a nuclear explosion. Pastor Wright came to this conclusion after he told Elective Decisions that God had called at three in the morning with specific instructions to nuke the Quran. So, I sat down with Pastor Wright and we weighed the pros and cons of destroying the Quran with a thermonuclear device...

[writer33]

Thanks for reading, trisham, glad you enjoyed it.

[writer33]

I’ve no doubt the copycat announcements will be coming thick and fast over the next few hours and that Saturday will see a coast-to-coast orgy of Koran-burning.

Along with YouTube videos.

[writer33]

Thanks for reading, penelopsire. Glad you enjoyed it.

[trisham]

Thank you!

[writer33]

Perfect picture, PROCON. Thanks for posting it.

[writer33]

Thank you for posting the cartoon, LUV W. I appreciate it. It’s perfect.

[writer33]

LOL!

[writer33]

LOL, GeronL. Good point.

[writer33]

Told ya it would be a hit!

You did, Clint N. Suhks.

[writer33]

Her name is Rio and she dances in the sand. LOL!

[writer33]

Better yet, convince Achmed that it will harm the infidels and get him to flip the switch. LOL!

[writer33]

Better yet, convince Achmed that it will harm the infidels and get him to flip the switch.

LOL!

[CanaGuy]

You just know that out of 6 billion people on the planet, and the intensive news coverage, that there will be some Korans burned on Saturday. This pastor lit the fuse and it’s going to happen, somewhere, guaranteed.

[camp_steveo]

Good one

[writer33]

No doubt about, some Qurans are going to get burned now.

[writer33]

Thanks for reading, cam_steveo, I appreciate it.

[deport]

Enjoyed your satire. A question. How and why did you select DeRidder, LA as the location?

[writer33]

How and why did you select DeRidder, LA as the location?

Way back in the day when I was at Ft. Polk, LA before the 5th Infantry Division Mechanized moved to Ft. Hood, I remembered going through this town called DeRidder, LA. The name stuck out and worked as well as any town. New Orleans was too big for the satire, and so was Baton Rouge.

[stylecouncilor]

ping

[deport]

Thanks. I was just curious as to how a small rural town got your attention. I also spent some time walking the red clay hills of Ft. Polk during basic back in the day.