Some Random Thoughts On Liberals

The Looking Spoon ^ | 9-7-10 | Jared H. McAndersen

[The Looking Spoon]

Heres a bunch of random thoughts in my head that, at the moment, I don't know how to convert into posts in and of themselves...so I'm laying them all out here...

Here are some budget neutral ways we can reduce the deficit....

1. Sell all of the unsold Obama memorabilia back to China

2. After forcing people to air the tires on their car everyday we can make the savings on gas taxable income

3. eBay the real birth certificate(s)

4. Take out an insurance policy against whats left of Obama's approval rating

5. If I had dime for every time a Democrat publicly dropped an F-bomb....

I think Obama should have a stash



I mean...why not? Right?

We should direct stimulus money to fund development of true "bridge to nowhere" so Obama's presidency can finally have a clear direction

We should also direct stimulus money to funding more "shovel ready" jobs after the Democrats get buried in November

We need to find a way to convert the pitch of Harry Reid's voice into electricity
or
When Sharon Angle defeats him he could begin promising career as a dog whistle

"I miss Janet Reno," or is it "I mister Janet Reno?"

The policy for admittance into the White House should mirror any policy the President decides to enforce on illegal immigration

Just imagine the how much better the "Recovery Summer" would've been if the cost of the signs promoting went from $10K to $20K

Gay marriage is a big mess that really needs to be straightened out

Campaign: Probama
Election: Gobama
Media Appearances: Hobama
Socialism: Nobama
Falling approval rating: Blowbama
BP Oil Spill: Slowbama
Gay Marriage: Homobama
Illegal Immigration: Para bailar la Obamba!

Isn't it time to change the term "bald faced lies" to "telling a load of Carville's?"

Having conquered "senile" I think Pelosi should start looking her age too

Biden would sound a lot smarter if we surgically fused his mouth to a kazoo

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[screaminsunshine]

I was behind a moron in a VW with an Obama sticker the other day. I barely contained my impulse to ram him.

[piytar]

No belly laughs, but a few good solid chuckles...

[Cyber Liberty]

OK. I like these. They are hysterical.

[The Looking Spoon]

Thanks! I kinda feel the same way about this one :-/

Ah well, there’s always tomorrow. :-)

[piytar]

Hey, even good chuckles are hard to come by these days!

[FrdmLvr]

When you come up to a red light, try to get next to someone with an 0bama sticker on their car and give them the roll-the-window-down motion. When they lower their window yell over to them “I just thought you’d like to know...someone put an 0bama sticker on your car!” Then roll up your window and laugh as you drive off.

[midcop402]

Love it! I have considered getting little add on stickers such as: “Yes, I am stupid” or “no” to put in front of the Hope stickers and then walk through parking lots.

But I like your idea better.

[Fester Chugabrew]

Nice work, if you can get it.

[Big Horn]

I liked them.