Posted on 08/30/2010 1:18:46 PM PDT by T Christopher
This picture of the President and the First Lady touring New Orleans has gone viral today, and I couldn't help but get in on the action and have some fun with it. So, take a shot and send me your best caption. While its a little long winded, I kinda liked this one...
"Before his speech at Xavier University, Barry and Michelle visit the Columbia Pac Development to view newly built homes rebuilt below sea level and will flood again someday, and will again be rebuilt with your federal tax money. Makes ya proud don't it?"
The WyBlog offered up a few to get you going.
A Village in Kenya Is Missing Its Idiot.
Personally, I think he's going in for a layup.
Attention Peasants: The Great Hussein-ini will now pass this umbrella handle through the metal bar.
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
The Round Peg does not fit in the Square Hole.
If you really wanna have some fun with this... imagine what the captions would have been if this was President Bush rather than Bammy... Maybe something like this...
"Uhh?? Duh!"
"Really W? Really?"
"Come on George... Honey - Its bad luck to open an umbrella inside?"
"No One Told Me It Rained So Much Here."
“If we can just get rid of Poppins’ umbrella, no one will ever find her body.”
Putin was harpooning a whale on open waters.... for research. Other shots show him delivering the vile sample...he got it on the forth shot.
On another well-known and respected site, someone said “Michelle is gettin’ ready for the tip off”
Or something like that. Still, LOL.
“help Mr Wizard”
Spend-dloo-Spend-Spend-Spend
Spend-dloo-Spend-Spend-Spend-Spend
Spend-dloo-Spend-Spend-Spend-Spend
Spend-dloo-Spend-Spend-Spend-Spend...
I’m spending in the rain
Just spending in the rain
What a glorious feelin’
I’m progressive again
I’m taxing at stocks
So dark up above
The sun’s in my heart
And I’m ready for tarp
Let the stormy stocks chase
Everyone from the place
Come on with the rain
I’ve a smile on my face
I walk down the lane
With a progressive refrain
Just spendin,
Spendin in the rain
Taxin in the rain
Tax-ah Tax-ah Tax-ah
Tax-ah Tax-ah Tax-ah
I’m progressive again!
I’m spendin and Taxin in the rain!
I’m Taxin and spendin in the rain...
[ADDITIONAL VERSE]
Why am I smiling
And why do I spend?
Why does November
Seem funny as spring?
Why do I get up
Each morning and start?
Progressive and head up
With joy in my heart
Why is each new task
A trifle to do?
Because I am living
A life funded by you.
ping 45
That would make a good video with all foreclosed houses (signs) in the background and unemployment charts along with out of business signs displayed, while he is singing and dancing with Wookie...
I was gonna write something, but I faggot what it was.
No he wasn't - it was a science expedition and they were taking skin samples
Also what a creep he is walking around half naked most of the time.
I don't know about that one, I'm glad I don't keep many tabs on him - eew
He wasn’t killing the whale, he was tagging it...
LOL
You started something with that picture
No wonder 0bammy wants to cut our defense budget for new aircraft. He figures he can teach our pilots to fly the obrella with one hand and use weapons with the other
He wasnt killing the whale, he was tagging it...
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Thanks for clearing that up.
When getting work looks cold and gray
Don't palpitate or fret
He'll write your glowing resume
For that census job you'll get
(instrumental break)
Just let Barack be your umbrella
On a rainy, rainy day
His smile will bring the sunshine
After he's ruined your IRA
(instrumental break)
So let Barack be your umbrella
On a rainy, rainy, day
On a rainy, rainy day
His smile will bring the sunshine
.....as they're coming to take you away...away...away.....
Leni
haha...nice picture.
If Obama had read the teleprompter it would have told him about the little button on the umbrella that allows it 'to get smaller'...
Great pictures! LOL...
BWAHAHAHA...no more callers please, we have the winner...
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