Posted on 08/26/2010 2:18:56 PM PDT by writer33
New York—The group that is seeking to build the $100 million mosque next to the Ground Zero site certainly understands the sensitivity to the American people. In a bold move to reach out to the American people, the group announced today that they will fly a Confederate Battle Flag across the top of the mosque.
Spokesperson for the group, Daisy Khan, indicates that most of the opposition to the Ground Zero Mosque is coming from the southern part of the United States. “We are aware that much of our opposition to exercising our Constitutional rights to build the mosque,” said Khan, “comes from the South. We are attempting to reach out to them.”
The group also indicates that they are attempting to reach Blumenthal, Patterson and Sharpton for comments. “We understand that the Confederate Battle Flag has a rich, deep history for those in the South and this move should convince them that we understand their concerns,” noted Khan.
The group has also decided that they are likely to go the extra mile by putting a pickup with a gun rack on the lawn, hiring of only black employees to cut the lawn and do landscaping, and going as far as holding a few KKK rallies with an ostentatious display of cross burning.
“The mosque builders want Americans in the South to understand that they’re doing everything they can to be sensitive,” added Khan. “Hell…they’re even talking about having a Billy Graham and Jimmy Swaggart Revival night. Now that’s reaching out to Dixie!”
Satire ping!
They should also stand out on the street at 51 Park and hand out Confederate Money.
Also they plan to have a pulled pork BBQ every Saturday night, and a turkey shoot on Sundays.
Not satire, too close to breaking news on the NY Slimes.
Well heck, I may change my mind about the whole . . . wait, is this satire?? Dang it, ya’ got me.
Soon to be followed by the Goliad Flag
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Yeah...it could be.
Appropriate, Deaf Smith. Thanks for posting. LOL!
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Yeah, Allah Akbar, y'all would work just about all well as catfish and hush puppies tofu around here. 8^)
But they’re making an effort. LOL!
I sure hope they’re giving out slugs of Jack Daniels too!
Can you imagine the shrieks if we Southernors brought out BBQ whole hog kit and kaboodle to 51 Park Avenue?
Jus bein’ neighborly like.
Pork is a Southern religion like beef is to Texas. Chow down, y’all.
Offer to fly the Christian Flag, and we'll talk.
Maybe not a religion, but I'd almost guaran-damn-tee that any church social/pot luck has some type of pork dish and Southern style baked beans with bacon, salt pork or hog jowls in it and greens with some type of pork in it....
I’m claimin’ it as a sacrament. Let’s see them infringe on my First Amendment rights - pig fat smeared on building lintels.
Wonder what might be the reaction if someone had a big pork barbecue stand near the mosque and the SMOKE wafter over, around, into and through the mosque? Just thinkin’.
Ohhhh mercy ...LOL
Won’t Black Americans be THRILLED??
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