Those democrats are up to no good ping !
Hale responds:
Desm, this is what you need to do to have us re-elect you:
Tip#1: Find a rope, tie a nice, thirteen-coil hangman’s knot on one end.
Tip#2: Find a tree, and attach the loose end of the rope to it.
Tip #3: Have one of your Aides get a ladder.
Tip #4: Slip the knotted end over your “collective” heads.
Tip #5: Climb the ladder; not too quickly, as you need time to let the momentuousness of the moment sink in. Go ahead; pause and take a break; after all, this is more work than any of you dems have ever had to do in your lives, and we know it’s exhausting.
Tip#6: Now say a quick “prayer” to whatever equally-magnanimous, non-judgemental, gender-neutral, environmentally-friendly deity you believe or don’t believe in...you know, one like the All-Loving, All-Powerful, All-Equal Universal Cosmic Bellybutton Lint Ball or something like that...
Tip #7: Now, just simply step off the ladder!!! And remember - “it don’ mean a thing if youse ain’t got dat SWING!”
Presto!! America has instant trust for Dems again!!!
It’s actually that simple!!!