Artist Sculps Barack Obama’s Rear, Calls It “The Immaculate Conception” (A Wanker original)

Elective Decisions ^ | 8/03/10 | Chris Davis

[Libloather]

Artist Sculps Barack Obama’s Rear, Calls It “The Immaculate Conception”

Famed Sculptor, Christopher Wanker, has had his hands on one rear or another for years now—sculpting a lifeless rear, and bringing it to the brink of artistic perfection. Until now, there has always been something missing, something that has left him empty inside, searching for the next creation of perfection. Now, however, the sculptor has created perfection personified. He has sculpted the rear of Barack Obama. It’s so perfect that Wanker is calling it “The Immaculate Conception.”

Many argue that the art is in bad taste, but Wanker points out that Barack Obama’s rear is so historic that it must be sculpted. “Obama’s Presidency is the most historic in our history,” argues Wanker, “and we must preserve this moment. Nothing does that better than staring at a life size image of a person’s rear.”

Some of the controversial rears that Wanker has done in the past include Rep. Barney Frank, Rep. Nancy Pelosi and former Vice President Al Gore. But with Obama’s rear, it will take all of his skills to handle it. In his words, “it will take perfection.”

“This isn’t just a task. It’s a calling,” added Wanker. “I have done so many rears in the past that I grew weary of doing anymore. Now I get a chance to get my hands on Barack Obama’s rear, and I am filled with excitement. I am going to take as long as it takes to finish.”

Still, others find the idea disgusting and crude. “What’s with this Wanker,” asked Jed Schtopit. “Who wants to see another man’s rear? Especially Obama’s rear. He must be one of them homo’s!”

“I can’t wait to see Obama’s rear,” stated an excited Barney Frank. “When Wanker did my rear, it was utterly fantastic! I’m sure he’ll do as good of a job with Obama’s rear.”

Once completed, the Obama’s sculpting will find its way into the Smithsonian Institute where everyone in America will be able to see the ass on full display.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

My God. Obama is “THE FLY”. Jeff Goldblum - you’re out of work.

[pookie18]

Thursday for Butthead...

[Gator113]

LMAO

[kromike]

Outside of seeing that dumbass's dumb ass from all the bowing he does:

2nd Choice For A Sculpture goes to the inside of his nostrils, and
3rd Place goes to sculpting the inside of the Mouth That Never Closes.

[Libloather]

It can't be worse than this - can it?

[Liberty Valance]

[writer33]

Great picture, Liberty. Thanks for posting it.

[writer33]

Satire ping!

[Responsibility2nd]

Could be worse.

 

Could be HER butt.

 

[writer33]

My eyes, Responsibility. My eyes! LOL!

[writer33]

Satire ping! Deleted the ping list accidentally. It will take time to restore. If only I’d have had Carbonite, then I’d be so much better off. And now for only $29.95, you can have Carbonite too. LOL!

[Clint N. Suhks]

I don't know which would be worse, his butt or Hillariy's bust?
Mooshell's you'd have to go to the quarry to find enough material...

[Clint N. Suhks]

Meant to post 32 to you.

[writer33]

We’ll chalk them up to both being bad, and thanks for blinding me this evening. I appreciate it. LOL! I’ll get you back on the ping list as I slowly reassemble it. Damn it! :-)

[GeronL]

lol.

wow.

sieze the arse?

[sneakers]

"Once completed, the Obama’s sculpting will find its way into the Smithsonian Institute where everyone in America will be able to see the ass on full display."

LOL!!!

[writer33]

Ping to the last one!

[writer33]

Satire ping!

[writer33]

Satire ping!

[writer33]

Satire ping!