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BP’s Oil Slick, Arizona’s Illegal Immigration Dilemma and President Urkel’s Budget Blow-Out
Justin Washington, the Blogger ^ | 07/06/2010 | Justin Washington

Posted on 07/07/2010 8:05:27 AM PDT by wayne_shrugged

What do illegal immigration, BP’s oil spill and the US budget have in common? All are gushing uncontrollably with little relief in sight.

As we witness the oil slick of millions of barrels of oil gushing into the Gulf of Mexico, I am reminded of the US’s current federal deficit. Obama is so blase about the oil because we could put our federal deficit to good use by actually printing the bills and dropping them into the Gulf of Mexico to soak up the oil. Then again, I calculated that there would be more bills than oil slick. You know things have gotten out of control when socialist European countries AND communist China are chastizing Obama about his reckless spending.

Meanwhile, Democrats continue to blame Bush. Nazi Pelosi was just quoted as saying that Democrats will stop blaming Bush “when the problems go away.” Never has mankind never not had problems, so I guess that means that Bush will from this point forward be the source of all mankind’s problems. (Democrats have even started applying this principle retroactively, so that World War I, the Hindenburg disaster, and Jimmy Carter’s presidency are now officially Bush’s fault.)

Like the BP oil gushing into the Gulf and the US Government gushing deficits, illegal immigration is the equivalent gushing of lawbreakers over our southern border. God must have quite a sense of humor as it was amusing to listen to President Oblahblah tell the American people on July 1, 2010 that, “the border is more secure today than any time in the past 20 years,” then to read in the news the following day, July 2, 2010:

“EL PASO, Texas (AP) – A deadly shootout between gunmen and Mexican police that left seven bullet holes in El Paso City Hall has renewed calls for tighter border security, even as local authorities say little can be done to stop stray bullets from crossing the U.S.-Mexican border.”

Now we have proof that Hezbollah are sending members of their welcome wagon to Mexico so they can easily gain entrance to the US. Still, Eric Holder, Urkel Obama’s attorney general, today filed a lawsuit against the State of Arizona, trying to prevent Arizona from enforcing already existing federal immigration laws, claiming it “could” lead to “racial profiling.” Ironic, that this is the same Eric Holder that dismissed actual examples of racism by not pursuing “allegations” (caught on video tape) of African-American intimidation at voting booths during the 2008 elections.

By the time President Urkel is done, the US will be able to comfortably teach third-world dictators like Hugo Chavez and Fidel Castro lessons in how to run an advanced third-world country — Chicago-style.

Sources:

“Hezbollah uses Mexican drug routes into U.S.”, The Washington Times, 03/27/2009, http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2009/mar/27/hezbollah-uses-mexican-drug-routes-into-us/print/

“Former Justice Department Lawyer Accuses Holder of Dropping New Black Panther Case for Racial Reasons,” Fox News, 06/30/2010, http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/06/30/justice-dept-lawyer-accuses-holder-dropping-new-black-panther-case-political/

“Pelosi: We’ll Stop Blaming Bush “When the Problems Go Away,” 06/11/2010, CBS News, http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20007454-503544.html


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: illegal; obama; oil; pelosi

1 posted on 07/07/2010 8:05:33 AM PDT by wayne_shrugged
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To: wayne_shrugged

President Urkel.................good one!


2 posted on 07/07/2010 8:17:46 AM PDT by Sunshine Sister
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