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Iranians Reluctantly Agree to IKEA Inspectors
DotPenn.com ^ | 06-21-2010 | Sven Waring

Posted on 06/21/2010 3:46:20 PM PDT by SvenWaring

Buckling under to extreme United Nation sanctions, the Iranian government has agreed to allow IKEA inspectors.

"Hooo Boy. They really put the screws to us," said Mullah Abduhl Abba-Dancinqueen. "Now we have to have our low-maintenance, high-priced furniture inspected by these infidels. When will the humiliation ever end?"

As part of the deal, Iran will let in a crack squad of IKEA inspectors to replace the current IAEA inspectors who have been examining hotel furniture.

The UN is not only requiring more complete furniture inspections, but will also ensure Iranians are not pirating the color black from Taliban for their hijabs.

According to the Obama administration, this is a major step forward to establishing a new relationship with the Iranian regime.

(Excerpt) Read more at dotpenn.com ...


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: blogpimp; inspectors; iran; nuclear; pimpmyblog; un

1 posted on 06/21/2010 3:46:21 PM PDT by SvenWaring
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To: SvenWaring

After which they were promptly offered a fine assortment of furnishings that would allow their bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, living room, and dining areas to fit within only 722 square feet!


2 posted on 06/21/2010 3:50:03 PM PDT by ConservativeMind (Hypocrisy: "Animal rightists" who eat meat & pen up pets while accusing hog farmers of cruelty.)
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To: ConservativeMind

Perfect for the underground bunker...


3 posted on 06/21/2010 3:58:09 PM PDT by SvenWaring
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To: SvenWaring; humblegunner; Eaker
Why do you excerpt your own material?

Are you a blog pimp?

4 posted on 06/21/2010 4:15:48 PM PDT by NYTexan
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To: SvenWaring
IKEA 2009 Pictures, Images and Photos

Iranians really like that Scandinavian furniture you know.

5 posted on 06/21/2010 4:15:57 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
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I wouldn’t let ‘em in my house, either! My wife would buy too much, I’d have to assemble it all, and then I’d have to pay the bill!

First thing the Iranians have done in years that made sense.


6 posted on 06/21/2010 6:00:25 PM PDT by Cincinnatus.45-70 (What do DemocRats enjoy more than a truckload of dead babies? Unloading them with a pitchfork!)
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To: SvenWaring

Why don’t you post the entire story as some of us won’t visit blogs?

Can it not stand alone here on FR?


7 posted on 06/21/2010 6:54:42 PM PDT by Eaker (Pablo is very wily)
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