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DUmmie FUnnies 06-15-10 ("Does what we do at DU matter?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 15, 2010 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 06/15/2010 4:51:48 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

Self-doubt can be a crippling thing. When one does not know whether what one is doing is making one iota's bit of difference, one begins to wonder: All the keyboard pounding, all the wailing and moaning, all the ranting and raving--to what end? Are we making any difference in this wacky world of ours?

So it is for our little friends in DUmmieland, as today we drop in on their latest exercise in navel-gazing, here in this THREAD, "Does what we do at DU matter?"

The DUmmie comments are in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, in awe of all that the DUmmies have been able to accomplish--namely, hours of endless entertainment!--is in the [brackets]:

Does what we do at DU matter?

["Does it matter"? Does it MATTER?? DOES IT MATTER??? . . . No.]

I wrote a similar headline a few weeks ago, only it bridged toward the negative, saying it didn't seem to matter. Not long after posting the OP I got my very first email from our commonwealths' senator, John Kerry. It might have been a coincidence; but I doubt it.

[John Kerry has your back.]

Along the same vein, signing petitions matters, so keep it up.

[Write a LTTE too! That'll get things done! DUAC! DUAC!]

I sometimes feel like we are just venting or talking to each other. . . .

[No way! You are reaching THOUSANDS of people--and giving them good laffs--through the DUmmie FUnnies!]

Some are paid to do so [read this stuff] and to try to insert RW talking points in threads with progressive ideas.

[No way again! Most LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS do it for FREE!]

Remember Elizabeth Edwards once posted here, so if she and John (in better days) were reading what we say, you can be sure many others are too.

[Elizabeth Edwards? LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! That's the real reason, btw, she and John are getting divorced.]

I suspect this is a training ground for Heritage Foundation (and the like) interns. Our current crop of "visitors" are fairly obvious, IMHO, but some are damn skillful.

[Thanx! And I say that on behalf of our VAST ARMY of LFTs!]

sometimes I get so filled with despair I want to climb under my bed and play with the dust bunnies.

[I'm glad you found somebody to play with, ben.]

Let me reiterate: PEOPLE IN DC ARE NERVOUS

[Let me reiterate: PEOPLE IN DU ARE NUTS!]

yes: the highly recommended threads _plus_ the galvanized actions of members

[Or, in South Carolina, their Alvinized actions.]

I've noticed what some people say here ends up in the press. . . .

[Like that Rove indictment, for instance.]

Think "6 degrees of separation". We're maybe a "degree" or two away from journalists, staffers, and lobbyists.

[Maybe you're a degree or two away from the men in the white coats.]

the pressure often comes from the internet before it hits the newspapers. When there is a buzz.

[The DUmmies often have a buzz.]

Before becoming disabled, I worked at 4 radio stations, a TV station and a newspaper.

[In other words, you kept getting fired.]

Yes, I am sure the big shots from the hill are all watching DU. Gosh they are dying to know the weather reports in various neighborhoods around the country, they need to read the 10,000 versions of the same thing (the oil leak is making me sad), they can't go on without reading how so and so's surgery turned out, hope to catch pics of cute animals. . . .

[I detect a note of sarcasm. Please continue, DUmmie JNelson6563 . . .]

Lord knows there probably are no drama queens on the hill so if one really needs serious drama, you just can't beat DU.

[I think Bawney Fwank qualifies as a queen on the Hill. But do go on . . .]

Sorry but one can witness self absorbed attention whores anywhere and as far as political discussion, unless they are looking for barbiturate left ad nauseum, hardly seems worth it for really busy people to get political feedback here. . . . Julie--who never ceases to marvel at peoples' self-important notion of DU.

[Congratulations, Julie, aka DUmmie JNelson6563! You win today's Kewpie Doll for this Brief Moment of Mental Clarity®!]

It's too bad that there are trolls on the message boards either by nature or paid by right wing operations who dilute our efforts to maintain a strong presence and who too often succeed in getting some of DUs more talented members tomb stoned over the years.

[Is that what got Will Pitt tombstoned? So are you suggesting that DUmmie bobbolink, aka Bobo the Hobo, is a . . . LOUSY FREEPER TROLL??? Where IS Will, anyway? Where is Bobo the Hobo? Still posting?]

I hope this is read. . . .

[I hope this is Red, as in Bolshevik Red.]

I had never known how wide a reach we have on DU until you google something & it comes up!

[I had never known how wide a retch we have on DU until you gargle something & it comes up!]

DU is referenced, I am sure, many times and google searches are full of them. . . .

[Now try googling "DUmmie FUnnies"! 55,000 results! Hee! Hee!]

Just because we may be Liberals doesn't mean we walk in lock step.

[No, we sit at our computers and stamp our little feet!]

For me, DU is an "information watering hole."

["Did somebody say 'watering hole'?" --Pitt]

The consequence of this burgeoning awareness shifts our sense of responsibility beyond simply fulfilling the common duties of a 'good citizen,' such as keeping ourselves informed through corporate media sources, supporting and voting for candidates that represent at least some of our interests. Now our responsibility is to inform ourselves through a variety of sources, to investigate for ourselves contradictory claims, to share information with others around us, to build bridges between otherwise desperate groups, to find common aims and strategies to not only inform ourselves and one another but to begin to build a new paradigm of political consciousness that can become a force. What we need is a critical mass of awareness that can begin to challenge the under belly of 'deep' politics, first by exposing it for what it is, how it operates, what its agendas and strategies are and, second, by finding alternatives to them.

[zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........]

I so often feel like Don Quixote tilting at windmills. . . .

[To dream . . . the impossible dream . . .]

DU gets my stamp of approval!

[The Good Nuthouse Stamp of Approval!]

meh.

[pfft.]

I wonder what could actually be accomplished with the energy that's wasted in all the furious posting?

[Think of all the basements that could be cleaned!]

It matters as much as a fart in a windstorm.

[Sorry, only one Kewpie Doll per thread!]


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Is there some guy talking on TV tonight? Does it matter? It matters as much as a fart in an oil spill!
1 posted on 06/15/2010 4:51:49 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

They just need to DUAC more... ;)


2 posted on 06/15/2010 4:53:09 PM PDT by kingu (Favorite Sticker: Lost hope, and Obama took my change.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


3 posted on 06/15/2010 4:53:33 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (A DUmmie post is like a fart in a windstorm!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

DUAC! DUAC!


4 posted on 06/15/2010 4:56:27 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions: $1 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Hi Mom!


5 posted on 06/15/2010 4:56:40 PM PDT by socal_parrot (I hate to say I told you so, but...)
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To: Charles Henrickson
("Does what we do at DU matter?")

Uh, well...no.

Sorry...but your feet stink and you probably don't love Jesus, either.

6 posted on 06/15/2010 4:56:47 PM PDT by OldSmaj (I am an avowed enemy of islam and Obama is a damned fool and traitor. Questions?)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Bush reads Free republic.../s


7 posted on 06/15/2010 4:59:42 PM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2013)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Remember Elizabeth Edwards once posted here, so if she and John (in better days) were reading what we say, you can be sure many others are too.

Maybe a bitter drunk Tipper Gore will pick up the slack.

Tippy can do! and Elizabeth too!

8 posted on 06/15/2010 4:59:42 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions: $1 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I remember getting off a particularly snappy comment and two hours later hearing one of the speakers at the GOP convention using my line word for word. I was pretty proud for about five minutes until it occurred to me that the guy’s speech had to have been written days before. Still, it was a pretty heady five minutes.


9 posted on 06/15/2010 4:59:58 PM PDT by marron
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10


10 posted on 06/15/2010 5:00:02 PM PDT by Poser (Enjoying tasty animals for 58 years)
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To: Charles Henrickson

It matters to me dear Will, wherever you are. LOL


11 posted on 06/15/2010 5:00:56 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: Charles Henrickson
I sometimes feel like we are just venting or talking to each other. .

Gee, ya think?

12 posted on 06/15/2010 5:01:18 PM PDT by beckysueb (January 20, 2013. When Obama becomes just a skidmark on the panties of American history.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

As I’ve said, DU is far less influential than it could be because everyone there is encouraged to post idiotic one-line vanity threads.

FR tends to channel posts into single threads on a given story or subject, and that concentrates the energy.


13 posted on 06/15/2010 5:02:51 PM PDT by denydenydeny ("Why should I feed pirates?"--Russian officer off Somalia)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Is there some guy talking on TV tonight?

Yeah, some guy is going on TV to try and trade his cap, or something like that. He's probably doing his shtick right now.

While I am doing something useful, reading the DU Funnies.

14 posted on 06/15/2010 5:07:26 PM PDT by bcsco (First there was Slick Willie. Now there's "Oil Slick" Barry...)
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Oh my.....they really DO think DC is reading every one of their words to decide what they shall do next!

“Pres__ent obama, what the heck are we going to do about this oil spill?”

“Heck if I know, go check DU and see what solutions they’ve come up with!”


15 posted on 06/15/2010 5:09:43 PM PDT by NoGrayZone (Palin/West for 2012!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Did you see your future church sign HERE? Maybe you could do a sermon on this topic. Accompanying story has possible material. Methane Messiahs.
16 posted on 06/15/2010 5:17:31 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ( Redundancy Can Be Quite Catchy As Well As Contagious)
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To: OldSmaj
("Does what we do at DU matter?")

Sure it does-people like them helped to nearly destroy the U.S in November 2008. "Smaj"--was it in the Marine Corps?

17 posted on 06/15/2010 5:18:14 PM PDT by Mac from Cleveland ("See what you made me do?" Major Malik Hasan)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Simple answer. No.


18 posted on 06/15/2010 5:18:31 PM PDT by sauropod (The truth shall make you free but first it will make you miserable.)
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To: NoGrayZone

On the other hand, considering the Hussein administration is the Gang That Couldn’t Shoot Straight, you may actually have a point.


19 posted on 06/15/2010 5:18:59 PM PDT by mrsmel
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To: bcsco

I’m watching TV..the USS Gettysburg fighting pirates in the Gulf of Aden as I read the Dummy funnies.
I know I will read about what O has spoken about here..but I don’t ever watch O . Just reading about his latest plot to destroy our nation is so painful.


20 posted on 06/15/2010 5:22:05 PM PDT by MEG33 (God Bless Our Military Men And Women)
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