Aboot two or three should plug it up real good, eh?
Posted on 05/31/2010 3:31:42 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
A Slapshot in the Dark
Aboot two or three should plug it up real good, eh?
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How about we find one of the world's largest oil companies, (you know, the guys who actually do this for a living), then send all the Washington DC know-nothing/do-nothing bureaucrats home and let the oil guys actually fix it without that semiliterate buffoon Ken Salazar “standing on their neck”.
Given that the leak is costing BP millions of dollars an hour, they might be some incentive......
That... or we plug the leak with DC paperwork. Lord knows there are mountains of that useless crap lying around.
Here's a question: Just how much deep-water response equipment, and trained, experienced blowout responders does the federal government actually have anyway? I don't know, but I suspect the answer is.... none. I may be wrong but I think those guys all work for the oil companies (or themselves).
What exactly can the feds actually add to the process, other than running around telling actual productive people what to do - like Obama lecturing those people on the beach - and writing taxpayer-funded checks for "victims".
What does that clown know about oil? Not one damned thing that some "Briefer" read to him out of a "Position Paper" an hour earlier. That was a staged photo-op to make him look knowledgeable and informed. All it did was make him look (more) pedantic and (more) condescending.
That's what I've been thinking all along. It is in BP's own self-interest to stop the leak. It's costing them lots of money. It's not like they WANT to lose all that oil. But the DUmmies are angry at them like they did this on purpose.
Then cut a whole into the bedrock right up to the oil well hole . . .
. . . and slip the metal plate across.
The metal plate would then be kept in place by the weight of the bedrock above. Better yet the bedrock would collapse on itself making it even more secure.
Sounds like the method they used to install that plate in this DUmmie's head.
If you thought "plug the damn hole" was bad, wait 'till The Zero is yelling at you to "SWEEEEP!!! MOVE! FASTER!!"
Well, at least there's a bar nearby for after.
This reminds me of the famous DUmmie Experiment Thread: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=125x56836
...and I thought I felt ignorant for suggesting high strength grout.
My first job out of college was in the patch in WY. Since, I have held positions in the NatGas industry and even now, I can say that this DUmmie is over simplifying.
Start with the 60 foot ^RISER^, of which part is the BOP. If this DUmmie. The pressure at the outlet is known only to the well engineers and they play that stuff close-to-the-vest.
The rest is speculation by an ass who thinks they know how to fix this.
Wake up, America. The only folks who know how to definitively fix this work for TransOcean and BP. Give them some space!
This tape will destroy itself in sixty seconds.
Then they're going to hock the robots to buy some munchies.
They're allergic to gravity because, it's like the law, man.
This was an accident, with loss of life. Surely no one thinks it was done on purpose?
The loss of 11 lives also loses their expertise. It may be that BP would have been successful already it if these people had survived. Can you imagine suddenly losing the talents and abilities of 11 of your co-workers?
BTW, I am also fascinated with the live feed. I don't have a clue what they're doing but I can't stop watching - though it seems to be offline at the moment.
Back. I spent the day opening a vast array of birthday presents.
Whose birthday was it? ;^)
How old are you now, PJ?
Whoa! Wait a minute! This high-tech industry jargon is way too complicated! Would someone please put this in layman's terms?
My birthday but I think you have a present too. Check your e-mail.
The funny thing about Duct Tape is we are NOT allowed to use it on any actual ducts. Every AIA(1) Specification (for commercial work) prohibits its use.
So the only thing we use Duct Tape for is wrapping bundles of Slip & Drive Cleats (the things that hold the joints of ductwork together) when we ship them to the job site in the truck.
I once ran into a tricky duct leakage problem ona Gubmint Project and found the solution in a then new Duct Sealant that was in 'tape form' that had a silver backing. At first the Gubmint guy went ape poop thinking it was Duct Tape. I had to submit all its spec's for Approval showing it was sealant before I could use it. Which finally came though and it did solve my problem.
Now that 'sealant stuff' (technical term) is so common it's sold at Home Depot. Next to the Duct Tape :-)
Sorry for the Tardy Reply but I was working, and on a (another) screwed up project with a STOO-PID™ deadline (nobody gives carp anymore, 'just get it done' -- sigh).
Today will get interesting when I start sending out emails.
(1) AIA = American Institute of Architects.
“gallows humor”
Prayers for all of you on the Gulf coast.
My heart breaks for all of us who love those beautiful beaches, wildlife and seafood.
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