DUmmie FUnnies 05-10-10 (Pied Piper Pitt TOMBSTONED!!!!!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 10, 2010 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Pied Piper Pitt has been Tombstoned! I repeat. Pied Piper Pitt has been TOMBSTONED from DUmmieland. DUmmie Administrator EarlG EXPLAINS:

For the record

Last night Will Pitt repeatedly threatened another member with physical violence. After the moderators deleted those messages he sent the threats again to the member via private message, during which he challenged the member to report his behavior to the moderators, implying that he would not be held accountable for his actions.

We don't enjoy banning people, particularly people who have been here a long time. WilliamPitt left us absolutely no choice in this matter. This is entirely his own fault and responsibility.

Locking.

And what were the details of this epic battle? First we find some of the details from missing DUmmie threads as recorded for posterity over at the CONSERVATIVE CAVE:

WTF?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph

This must be a mistake.

I was just reading his post about ending the recession and noticed his journal link was missing....

Anybody know anything?

[Yes. Apparently Wee Willie threatened death upon a fellow DUmmie for the high crime of mocking Mumsie aka DUmmie Raven.]

I thought he was one of the rocks of DU!!

[A rock Pitt.]

This has to be some sort of mistake, He has been a valuable contributor to the DU community and we would be less for his parting

[Willie, We Hardly Knew Ye.]

You ******* piece of shit
From: WilliamPitt
Date: May-09-10 03:34 PM
Just to make sure you see this before it gets deleted, here you go:

[Fragments collected from the battlefield...]

Explain how you have the time and money to post to DU from your ******* car, you poor ******* victim.

Leave my mother out of your comments, or meet me in the street, you ****.

[LEAVE RAVEN ALONE!!!!!]

Period. End of file. Do it again, I ******* dare you.

Yes, I ******* said it. Let the mods delete this. I ******* hope you read it first, you piece of shit.

**** you. I'll PM you my address. Say that shit to my face. I swear to God, any time, anywhere.

[High noon at Bukowski's?]

Any chance you're anything other than a chickenshit ****?

I promise I will drop you if we ever meet.

I ******* promise.

[Does this not sound like Will is PUI? Posting Under the Influence.]

Be sure to share this with the Mods.

If you dare, say that shit to my face. I am not hard to find.

You suck. And I will wipe you out if I ever get the chance.

Share this with the mods, please.

[Note that Pitt's wrath is aimed at DUmmie bobolink. Will the two come to blows? More info on the Clash of the Titans over at Pitt's FaceBook PAGE...]

I have apparently been banned or suspended from DemocraticUnderground. Waiting to hear which; I can't log on to find out. Frankly, I deserve either and/or both. I went off on one of the resident DU douchebags because they threw my mother in my face, but I challenged them to a fistfight without realizing I was talking to a woman. Stay tuned.

[LOL! All the macho posturing by Pitt which got him tombstoned from DUmmieland was due to a fight with a woman. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]

damn, man. that sucks. i will go over and register and peep out wtf is going on. what'd they do to your mom? i'm confused.

[Oops!]

Don't get into it, you won't find anything out. I have emails into the Admins, and I assume they'll tell me soon enough. Someone pulled the Mom card in a thread of mine and I went ballistic, challenged them to a fistfight...before discovering that I was speaking to a woman. Not cool. The person in question sucks, but threats of violence against anyone are not kosher, especially if the person in question isn't a guy.

That is insane ! You were one of founding members & the first big STAR. Oh Fa Crissakes!?

[Sniff! The good always get tombstoned young.]

P.S. I deserved it. I got PISSED and went to my keyboard, which is always always always a bad idea.

[Remember Pitt, never Post Under the Influence of alcohol. PUI.]

Or to say it another way: If they don't want you, F*#k 'em.

Or to say it another way: If they don't want you, F*#k 'em.

To Toby: I care because I've been a member for almost 10 years. And because I threatened to beat the shit out of a woman without realizing who I was talking to. Not my finest moment.

[Perhaps not your finest moments but definitely one of your FUnniest moments, Will.]

I had this coming. I blew my top and went off on this person in a way that was totally inappropriate. That person still sucks big fat f*cking rocks, but I was waaaaaay in the wrong.

[Please let me back in DUmmieland so I can post another hockey puck geopolitical theory. Please! PRETTY PLEASE!!!]

So you'll be kissing Skinner's arse, and get yourself unpizza'ed and coming back then eh?

David Tesler: Please don't f*cking test me, OK?

[Please don't take note of my pathetic groveling. Oh, and to Skinner... PUHLEASE LET me back into DUmmieland. I have no life outside of DUmmieland...and Bukowski's.]

[And now my favorite comment posted on Pitt's Facebook page mainly because it was posted by MEEEEEE!!!]

Thanx for the many laughs over the years, Will. You have provided comedy gold for the DUmmie FUnnies...including this thread which is being DUFUed.

[mnehring]

Only $10 needed to get Pitt reinstated.

[Charles Henrickson]

In before Pitt gets reinstated.

I LOL'ed!

[pillut48]

PJ's up to 43 minutes on Pittie's pity party page--anyone want to start a pool and guesstimate how long he'll stay there before Pittie Party boy catches on? ;-)

I'll start--58.5 minutes!

[mnehring]

I still think it will be at least noon tomorrow.

[spetznaz]

That was hilarious. Thanks

[mylife]

We have to let the poor soul rest.

It’s the decent thing to do.

[TrueKnightGalahad]

Is no one going to call out the Pittster for his horrible, patriarchal sexism? Being ever so much more contrite for threatening a woman -- why, that's discrimination! Stand tall for your right, Pittman, to threaten anyone, anytime...equal opportunity assault!

[JRios1968]

The real question is: What time will PPP wake up with a hangover which will become suddenly worse?

[Charles Henrickson]

I think Pitt and DUmmie bobolink need a Beer Summit.

[JRios1968]

Only $10 needed to get Pitt reinstated.

Bev Harris, to the rescue!!!

[PJ-Comix]

Pitt finding out that bobolink was a woman was the flip side to a classic ending of a Mickey Spillane novel: "Juno was a man."

Yeah, Mike Hammer finds that out AFTER slobbering all over Juno whom he thought was a hot chick.

[Charles Henrickson]

Is no one going to call out the Pittster for his horrible, patriarchal sexism?

I think someone on his FB page did! GeronL has the quote(s), I think.

[pillut48]

True--the hangover will probably last at least that long--then he'll be able to focus clearly on his monitor and ZAP! There goes PJ! ;-)

So let me get this straight--'someone pulled the Mom card' (?!?) and it was okay to threaten them AS LONG AS IT WAS A GUY?? But since it was a female, it wasn't okay. Uh, huh.

Jerk. I just love "peaceful, tolerant, kumbayah singing liberals"!

[GeronL]

There is no real evidence that bobolink is a woman, or homeless or even a real DUmmie. Bobolink could very well be one of the best moles ever.

[Army Air Corps]

After years of being flippin’ wrong and outright lying his arse off, he get’s the boot for threatening a chick on a thread. Nice to know where the bar is at DU.

[GeronL]

I copied and pasted to your email, I didn’t think to save them. heh.

[Charles Henrickson]

Check your “Sent” box in your FReepmail. They should be there.

[GeronL]

OK

[ApeStyle]

Hie Wiki page has been updated already :)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Rivers_Pitt

“On Monday May 10th Pitt was once again banned from Democratic Underground after posting a drunken rant in which he threatened to kill another poster at that site.”

[Army Air Corps]

Personally, I would place my bet on the woman; I think she could take Pitt less than three rounds.