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Elena Kagan, Nominee, Not a He
jenkuznicki.com ^ | 5/10/10 | Jen Kuznicki

Posted on 05/10/2010 8:27:08 AM PDT by jenk

Originally from Yahoo News, but I changed it a little bit. This is satire.

WASHINGTON – Obama has started making calls to Senate leaders to inform them of his choice, while his White House thugs are launching a broad campaign-style sales pitch to Capitol Hill and the media. That effort is designed to distort the national image of Kagan, an unknown figure to much of America. The selection of Kagan came after nearly a monthlong process of riling hispanics and ignoring disasters and Muslim-extremist bomb threats. Obama always had Kagan on his short list but still considered a broader group of candidates, interviewing four. The president informed Kagan that she would a Supreme Court nominee on Sunday night. He then called the three federal judges he did not choose for the position, Diane Wood, Merrick Garland and Sidney Thomas. Never a judge, Kagan is known as a bit slow but politically connected to the Chicago machine and has enjoyed an anti-American legal career. She was the first female dean of Harvard Law School, first woman to serve as the top Supreme Court lawyer for any administration, and now first in Obama’s mind to succeed legendary liberal Justice John Paul Stevens. On Monday morning, shortly before 8 a.m., Kagan rolled from her Washington, D.C., apartment, to see her shadow, a sign her handlers say means the regime will last another six weeks.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: kagan; satire; scotus; teaparty
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To: writer33

Sorry.........I lost my head!!


41 posted on 05/10/2010 6:15:26 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Support our troops....and vote out the RINOS!)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

I can think of dozens of people I’d much rather have strip, but this nominee is not one of them. Now get it together. LOL!


42 posted on 05/10/2010 6:20:01 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: jenk
Switched at birth with Chastity Bono?
43 posted on 05/10/2010 6:22:41 PM PDT by Shqipo (Hey Libs-- Now that Gov't will pay for your diapers how long until you demand help putting them on?)
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To: PhilDragoo

Looks like Bob Costas to me


44 posted on 05/10/2010 6:30:33 PM PDT by flair2000
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To: Shqipo

My title was more an answer to a question my hubby had.


45 posted on 05/10/2010 7:04:41 PM PDT by jenk (Ain't no party like my Nanna's tea party....)
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To: writer33

BTTT


46 posted on 05/11/2010 3:00:00 AM PDT by E.G.C.
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To: PhilDragoo

Very nice graphic Phil.
Not “’her’”, the graphic, lol.


47 posted on 05/11/2010 7:34:00 PM PDT by potlatch (~~"Where secrecy or mystery begins, vice or roguery is not far off. "~~)
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