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Press Secretary Gibbs tweets for advice on saddle
Big Bureaucracy ^ | May 6th, 2010 | Ellie Velinska

Posted on 05/06/2010 10:04:15 AM PDT by Big Bureaucracy

The White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs would have been a lot of fun if he was a PR person for Cycling News or Backpacker Magazine. Did you know Gibbs has a new bike? If you follow the Press Secretary on Twitter in hope that some important news may stream from there you probably saw this: Gibbs tweet: Got a sweet new Trek bike yesterday and am about to head off on the maiden voyage – beautiful day in DC…

Many folks are happy for Gibbs. Even those who just bought used bike for their kids from Craigslist are cheering for him. Biking is healthy and fun! And here comes the next message:

Gibbs tweet: Wow fun ride – out an hour went 18+ miles – and yes I always wear helmet – looking for advice on how to get more comfortable on the saddle

Safety First! That would make a great national security slogan. Sorry your butt doesn’t feel comfortable. I know who can give you an advice. The officer who was laying on top of the saddle last week with bullets in his stomach. He got shot with AK-47 while chasing criminals in Arizona and was asking the same thing the other day when he called 911 for help. It is a tricky thing to get comfortable on the saddle.

Gibbs tweet: Just finished 15 miles on the new bike – more hills and lots of wind today but still a pretty day – how was your ride …

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: gibbs; myarticle; myblog; twitter

1 posted on 05/06/2010 10:04:15 AM PDT by Big Bureaucracy
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To: Big Bureaucracy

18 miles in an hour, yeah right!

Pray for America


2 posted on 05/06/2010 10:06:56 AM PDT by bray (Keep the communism, I want Freedom!)
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To: Big Bureaucracy

“I didn’t know they made side saddles for those bikes, Gibbie. ha ha!”


3 posted on 05/06/2010 10:09:32 AM PDT by silverleaf
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To: bray

All downhill, maybe?


4 posted on 05/06/2010 10:14:26 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Just leave this long-haired conservative alone.)
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To: Big Bureaucracy
"...out an hour went 18+ miles..."

Gibbs' as big a liar as his boss.

5 posted on 05/06/2010 10:15:22 AM PDT by skimbell (VERO POSSUMUS my azz!)
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To: Big Bureaucracy

He can just stick the seat post up his arse, for all I care.


6 posted on 05/06/2010 10:16:03 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: Big Bureaucracy


He may want to get advice from his boss.
7 posted on 05/06/2010 10:44:55 AM PDT by Carpe Cerevisi
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To: Big Bureaucracy

Is there any kind of a seat that rams a trillion-dollar bill up his butt like they did to us?


8 posted on 05/06/2010 6:05:21 PM PDT by nysuperdoodle
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