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What's Dumber, Exploding Your Own Testicles or Reading AP Articles?
Breath of the Beast ^ | 5/5/10 | Yaacov ben Moshe

Posted on 05/05/2010 12:23:38 PM PDT by Yaacov

International Stupid Derby Latest Results:

Mainstream Press pulls ahead in the race with a monumental act of self-ridicule even as Islamist bomber manages to improve technique at least to the extent that ev en though he still botched his terror attempt, he did it without exploding his own genitalia.

This headline is popping up all over the media today on an article supplied by Associated Press:

NY Car Bomb Suspect Cooperates, But Motive Mystery

A quick Google has it on NPR, Yahoo News, ABC News and many, many others.

A Mystery? My friends, this is no mere fathomless act of willful ignorance. This is a full blown stupidity that makes even the “blow my own testicles off” idiocy of the most recent run of Islamist would-be killers look sort of bright.

(Excerpt) Read more at breathofthebeast.blogspot.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: explodingtestacles; faisalshahzad; nuance; stupid
Nuance: It's the New Stupid!
1 posted on 05/05/2010 12:23:39 PM PDT by Yaacov
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To: Yaacov

>> What’s Dumber, Exploding Your Own Testicles or Reading AP Articles?

My distaste for AP notwithstanding — I’m going to have to go with blowing up your own nuts as being significantly dumber.

SnakeDoc


2 posted on 05/05/2010 12:26:49 PM PDT by SnakeDoctor ("The world will know that free men stood against a tyrant [...] that even a god-king can bleed.")
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To: Yaacov

Muslim.

Attended a Jihad training camp.

Tried to explode bomb in NYC.

I guess they just fail to see any motive in this.

Dhimmi’s


3 posted on 05/05/2010 12:27:03 PM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com << Get your science fiction and fiction test marketed)
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To: Yaacov
What's Dumber, Exploding Your Own Testicles or Reading AP Articles?

This question applies to only half the population. You sexist pig.

4 posted on 05/05/2010 12:27:21 PM PDT by mlocher (USA is a sovereign nation)
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To: Yaacov; martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows

Exploding Testicles Ping.


5 posted on 05/05/2010 12:28:32 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
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To: Yaacov

The libtards were pontificating earlier on the who of it and got it 1000% wrong. And, for now, they have moved on to the why of it and will get that wrong also. They would have blamed Bush, but, the timeline just won’t cooperate...yet.


6 posted on 05/05/2010 12:33:33 PM PDT by crazyhorse691 (Now that the libs are in power dissent is not only unpatriotic, but, it is also racist.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts??

Beer nuts are 1.49.
Deer nuts are under a buck.


7 posted on 05/05/2010 12:35:46 PM PDT by Louis Foxwell (He is the son of soulless slavers, not the son of soulful slaves.)
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To: mlocher

True, but then I have read rumors of exploding breast implants...
Islam, equal opportunity destroyer


8 posted on 05/05/2010 12:41:30 PM PDT by Yaacov
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To: Allegra; CSM; dayglored; Dutchgirl; Eaker; IYAS9YAS; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Old Sarge; ...
♀☹☠☣☢★☆
MANGLED
GENITALS
PING

☆★☢☣☠☹♂

9 posted on 05/05/2010 12:50:26 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: mlocher
This question applies to only half the population. You sexist pig.

Aw nuts.

10 posted on 05/05/2010 12:51:29 PM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 468 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: martin_fierro

Hey, isn’t it the same thing?


11 posted on 05/05/2010 3:42:01 PM PDT by SunkenCiv ("Fools learn from experience. I prefer to learn from the experience of others." -- Otto von Bismarck)
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