Posted on 04/27/2010 6:45:12 PM PDT by sickoflibs
I have a message to illegal aliens (aka undocumented workers) , especially those in Arizona. It looks like the legal Arizonans have taken you for granted. There is one way to teach them how important you are to them : Boycott the state. When I say boycott I don’t mean to just stop shopping at Walmarts; but I mean to physically leave the State. If you were to leave the state you would cripple their economy. First thing, look at all the tax revenue Arizona would lose if you left. I know you don’t pay income taxes but you pay sales taxes. Next is jobs: Illegals create most of the jobs in Arizona. Without you many emergency room staff would be laid off. Every time you show up in an emergency room you create a job. The grocery stores would also suffer when you take your food stamps out of there to another state. Think how many grocery baggers would get laid off you left the state. The other jobs you create is public school teachers, the school would be empty if you weren’t so actively creating a family or families growing America. Everyone knows it’s the poor that create jobs in this country, just ask Nancy Pelosi.
You are not alone. Your African American brothers are in solidarity with you. Do you know why? Because you have similar histories. Blacks immigrated to this country by sneaking across the border (the Atlantic Ocean) to take those low paying jobs picking cotton in the South just like you. They were the first undocumented workers here so they can’t wait to compete with you for their job or even give it up knowing you will work for less. They will march for your right to take their jobs.
But where to go? Mexico??? You don't like that?? OK, there is another place not far away that will welcome you with open arms : Nancy Pelosi’s home in San Francisco. You will love it there, they are so open minded and generous. Good luck there and tell Nancy we said Hi!
And remember: ’illegal’ is not a legal status, it is a 'Race'. That gives you special protections. Viva Harry Reid!
Viva Obama!
Illegal aliens...please, please, PLEASE boycott Arizona!
Attention! Job openings in AZ ....
LOL...Don’t come to California until after November though!!! We want she and her cohorts gone!!!
I was just about to go on a p——ed of rant when I saw the fist lines, thankfully the good Lord allowed me to read to the end...
Loved It!
A fine piece of satire!
B U M P
And please don’t come to Colorado, we have enough illegals and Californians
Thanks. Yesterday I pinged AuntB with “What if illegals boycott Arizona?” and sjb told me twice it made him laugh. So today I got one of those creative spells.
The fact that democrats are are going to make believe they pass Amnesty to save Harry Reid in Nevada now is amazing. Plus the demonization of Arizona just trying to survive.
San Francisco has promised to boycott Arizona, so there will be fewer rump rangers and cross dressers in my home state too!
laugh ping!
dude thats brilliant, except you forgot the bi-lingual directions to nans house...
LOL, I love it.
Well, there you go... attempting to use logic.
As good as Al Sharpton asking his people to boycott us... newsflash... his “people” are not the tourists we are looking for in Arizona.
Now, that's funny!
I turned on Savage about9:00 PM, and he repeated my post #10
almost word for word ;-)
The perfect mix of sarcasm, humor and reality to really pi$$ ‘em off. Well done.
I don’t think I pinged you on this one but hopefully you will enjoy the humor.
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