Posted on 04/22/2010 5:47:06 AM PDT by bloodmeridian
Sources are uncertain of his whereabouts.
Some say he may be stuck on an ice floe with a polar bear. Or he may have taken up residence in an igloo. Truth is, he has been known to sneak away from it all, to sample an odoriferous whiff of cow farts. And there's a persistent rumor he's recently developed an interest in inducing a volcano in Knoxville because they burn cleaner than jet fuel.
Meanwhile, some say he and Michael Mann may have been seen taking turns pleasuring themselves with Mann's hockey stick while watching a personal copy of the Hide the Decline video Mann had pulled yesterday from YouTube:
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Lordy, Tipper's gonna be a wee bit upset 'bout that.
I just hope no videos turn up showing Al in a compromising position with the polar bear.
“I just hope no videos turn up showing Al in a compromising position with the polar bear. “
They are roughly the same size......
Earth Day birthdate: April 22, 1970
Eco/Enviro terrorists are todays new communists.
It’s Earth Day! Where’s Al Gore?
Jetting around in his Gulfstream, and driving around in his Expedition.
"Psst...I'm up here, waiting for the Summer Earth Fever to begin"
Perhaps Gore is cruising on his $1 million houseboat...certainly not powered by sails.
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