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The Knee Pad Store Holds 50% Off Sale For Congress
Elective Decisions ^
| 04/09/10
| Chris Davis
Posted on 04/09/2010 6:13:44 PM PDT by writer33
Dallas, TX—Has your Congressman or Senator spent most of their time in Congress on their knees? Do you reside in the states of California, Nevada, Nebraska, Louisiana, Arizona, Michigan, Massachusetts, South Carolina or Maine? If you’ve answered yes to either of the above questions, then you need to take a trip to The Knee Pad Store.
The Knee Pad Store is your source for every type of knee pad imaginable. They have blue pads, black pads, green pads, yellow pads, soft pads, hard pads…you name it. They’ve got it. They’ve got manly pads for your male Congressman or Senator. They’ve got fashionable pads for your female Senator or Congresswoman, because after all, nothing says fashion more than a matching set of knee pads.
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: chrisdavis; kneepads
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To: GeronL
I’m sure they do. Log on and send them an email. LOL!
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posted on
04/09/2010 6:37:43 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: writer33
I’ll take a pair in Monica Blue as a gift for President forty-two.
To: Fester Chugabrew
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posted on
04/09/2010 6:41:44 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: writer33
OUTSTANDING Chris! ROFLMAO! (If the knee pads fit...)
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posted on
04/09/2010 6:44:38 PM PDT
by
PGalt
To: PGalt
LOL! Thanks, PGalt. I appreciate it.
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posted on
04/09/2010 6:52:14 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: writer33
Chris why aren’t you writing for a paper? ANY PAPER!
If you sent your work to the right one I know you’d get a gig. Please don’t let
your talent go to waste for those who get to read you for free.
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posted on
04/09/2010 7:05:24 PM PDT
by
Clint N. Suhks
(Jim Bunning we will miss you. Palin/Cheney 2012)
To: Clint N. Suhks
Those comments are extremely humbling, Clint. I do appreciate them so.
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posted on
04/09/2010 7:11:43 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: Jack Hydrazine
I'd like to send Nancy a pair with spikes on the inside!!
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posted on
04/09/2010 7:22:21 PM PDT
by
oldteen
To: writer33
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posted on
04/09/2010 7:22:50 PM PDT
by
oldteen
To: oldteen
Thank you, oldteen. I do appreciate it.
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posted on
04/09/2010 7:27:04 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: writer33
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posted on
04/09/2010 7:40:28 PM PDT
by
TheVitaminPress
(as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
To: TheVitaminPress
Glad you enjoyed it, TVP. Thanks for reading.
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posted on
04/09/2010 7:49:14 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: PGalt
OUTSTANDING Chris! ROFLMAO! (If the knee pads fit...) Should we ADD to the end: You must spit ???
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posted on
04/09/2010 7:52:09 PM PDT
by
Lmo56
To: writer33
Actually, this would make a great protest. Even better than teabags...
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posted on
04/09/2010 10:13:22 PM PDT
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
To: writer33
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posted on
04/10/2010 3:03:32 AM PDT
by
E.G.C.
To: Springman; JohnLongIsland; Fudd Fan; rightwingintelligentsia; Just Lori; A. Morgan; ...
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posted on
04/10/2010 10:31:18 AM PDT
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: writer33
My Senator Stab-a-cow needs a set. Her husband has to get hummers from a hooker.
Then again I wouldn’t to touch her with a ten foot pole, maybe thinks the same thing.
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posted on
04/10/2010 10:38:09 AM PDT
by
Springman
(Rest In Peace YaYa123 and Westlander)
To: Springman
LOL!
And they’re 50% off, what more could you ask? LOL!
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posted on
04/10/2010 10:49:18 AM PDT
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: writer33
Barney Frank wears crushed velvet with sequins knee pads and matching spittle bucket.
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posted on
04/10/2010 2:38:53 PM PDT
by
A. Morgan
(FUBO)
To: A. Morgan
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posted on
04/10/2010 3:55:41 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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