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The Knee Pad Store Holds 50% Off Sale For Congress
Elective Decisions ^ | 04/09/10 | Chris Davis

Posted on 04/09/2010 6:13:44 PM PDT by writer33

Dallas, TX—Has your Congressman or Senator spent most of their time in Congress on their knees? Do you reside in the states of California, Nevada, Nebraska, Louisiana, Arizona, Michigan, Massachusetts, South Carolina or Maine? If you’ve answered yes to either of the above questions, then you need to take a trip to The Knee Pad Store.

The Knee Pad Store is your source for every type of knee pad imaginable. They have blue pads, black pads, green pads, yellow pads, soft pads, hard pads…you name it. They’ve got it. They’ve got manly pads for your male Congressman or Senator. They’ve got fashionable pads for your female Senator or Congresswoman, because after all, nothing says fashion more than a matching set of knee pads.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
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To: GeronL

I’m sure they do. Log on and send them an email. LOL!


21 posted on 04/09/2010 6:37:43 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

I’ll take a pair in Monica Blue as a gift for President forty-two.


22 posted on 04/09/2010 6:38:01 PM PDT by Fester Chugabrew
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To: Fester Chugabrew

LOL!


23 posted on 04/09/2010 6:41:44 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

OUTSTANDING Chris! ROFLMAO! (If the knee pads fit...)


24 posted on 04/09/2010 6:44:38 PM PDT by PGalt
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To: PGalt

LOL! Thanks, PGalt. I appreciate it.


25 posted on 04/09/2010 6:52:14 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

Chris why aren’t you writing for a paper? ANY PAPER!

If you sent your work to the right one I know you’d get a gig. Please don’t let
your talent go to waste for those who get to read you for free.


26 posted on 04/09/2010 7:05:24 PM PDT by Clint N. Suhks (Jim Bunning we will miss you. Palin/Cheney 2012)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Those comments are extremely humbling, Clint. I do appreciate them so.


27 posted on 04/09/2010 7:11:43 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: Jack Hydrazine
I'd like to send Nancy a pair with spikes on the inside!!
28 posted on 04/09/2010 7:22:21 PM PDT by oldteen
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To: writer33

Good one w33.


29 posted on 04/09/2010 7:22:50 PM PDT by oldteen
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To: oldteen

Thank you, oldteen. I do appreciate it.


30 posted on 04/09/2010 7:27:04 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

ROFLMAO :)


31 posted on 04/09/2010 7:40:28 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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To: TheVitaminPress

Glad you enjoyed it, TVP. Thanks for reading.


32 posted on 04/09/2010 7:49:14 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: PGalt
OUTSTANDING Chris! ROFLMAO! (If the knee pads fit...)

Should we ADD to the end: You must spit ???

33 posted on 04/09/2010 7:52:09 PM PDT by Lmo56
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To: writer33

Actually, this would make a great protest. Even better than teabags...


34 posted on 04/09/2010 10:13:22 PM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: writer33

BTTT


35 posted on 04/10/2010 3:03:32 AM PDT by E.G.C.
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To: Springman; JohnLongIsland; Fudd Fan; rightwingintelligentsia; Just Lori; A. Morgan; ...

Satire ping!


36 posted on 04/10/2010 10:31:18 AM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

My Senator Stab-a-cow needs a set. Her husband has to get hummers from a hooker.

Then again I wouldn’t to touch her with a ten foot pole, maybe thinks the same thing.


37 posted on 04/10/2010 10:38:09 AM PDT by Springman (Rest In Peace YaYa123 and Westlander)
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To: Springman

LOL!

And they’re 50% off, what more could you ask? LOL!


38 posted on 04/10/2010 10:49:18 AM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

Barney Frank wears crushed velvet with sequins knee pads and matching spittle bucket.


39 posted on 04/10/2010 2:38:53 PM PDT by A. Morgan (FUBO)
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To: A. Morgan

LOL!


40 posted on 04/10/2010 3:55:41 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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