Posted on 04/07/2010 6:46:43 AM PDT by bloodmeridian
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Disappointed with pResident Barack Obama’s first-pitch performance on opening day at Nationals Park, the Obama Regime today announced a historic appointment, the nation’s first PitchingPrompter Czar.
The Regime chose the machine after seriously debating an alternative plan, having Obama better explain how a first pitch will help the American people understand the game of baseball, during 17-minute, 2,500-word speeches from the mound.
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The pitch was not way outside. You were just fooled by strike zone extremists on Fox Sports.
Hey guys, the pitch was between the dugouts!
It is embarrassing to have a jerk who can’t throw a baseball, as president of the United States.
I always thought Obama was more of a catcher than a pitcher.
We all know that the strike zone is an evil conservative plot — it’s not fair to athletically challenged people to have some strict rule about where a ball should be thrown.
Obama’s pitch was High and to the left, just like his policies and his spending.
This will be the nation’s first “Lefty Pitch Czar” and like most bureaucratic government positions in this administration will soon morph over from lefty movements into leftist propaganda
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