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The Haiku About Al Gore
The Looking Spoon ^
| 4-11-10
| Jared H. McAndersen
Posted on 03/31/2010 7:13:08 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
Al Gore's rhetoric
Causes more global warming
Than his private jet
TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: algore; globalwarming; haiku
To: Haiku Guy
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posted on
03/31/2010 7:24:21 PM PDT
by
Hoodat
(For the weapons of our warfare are mighty in God for pulling down strongholds.)
To: The Looking Spoon
Vice President Gore’s
Jackassery knows no bounds.
Must be ‘Pubbie plant...
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posted on
03/31/2010 7:52:00 PM PDT
by
Haiku Guy
(Gov. Chris Christie (R) won the NJ-6 held by Rep. Frank Pallone (D) by a 15.5% margin!)
To: The Looking Spoon
My name is Al Gore
Come to me for salvation
Blameless: Carbon-free.
To: The Looking Spoon
Global warming, Not!
Climate change bovine scat, Jack!
Algore, idiot.
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posted on
03/31/2010 8:13:58 PM PDT
by
Doomonyou
(Let them eat Lead.)
To: Haiku Guy
Alahu Akhbar!
Jihad, Jihad, and Jihad!
“...Earth has a fever.”
To: I got the rope
LOL! These are all great!!!
To: The Looking Spoon
Hark! Excelsior!
A cave with hot molten lead.
Super cereal!
To: The Looking Spoon; Amagi; Beowulf; Tunehead54; Clive; Fractal Trader; tubebender; marvlus; ...
Good stuff.
Beam me to Planet Gore !
The Competitive Enterprise Institute will be bestowing the Julian Simon Award on Steve McIntyre and Ross McKitrick for their efforts in debunking Mann's hockey stick at CEI's 2010 Dinner, June 17 at Hyatt Regency Capitol Hill 400 New Jersey Ave. NW Washington, DC 20001.
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posted on
03/31/2010 8:37:18 PM PDT
by
steelyourfaith
(Warmists as "traffic light" apocalyptics: "Greens too yellow to admit they're really Reds."-Monckton)
To: Haiku Guy
By your screen name I guess you know a little something about haikus.
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posted on
03/31/2010 8:49:36 PM PDT
by
rdl6989
(January 20, 2013- The end of an error.)
To: The Looking Spoon
Glaciers melt,
Al writes silly haikus
he gonna f**kus.
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posted on
03/31/2010 9:29:58 PM PDT
by
pankot
To: rdl6989
By your screen name I guess you know a little something about haikus. I have five fingers
On my left hand, but oddly
Seven on the right...
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posted on
04/01/2010 3:09:08 AM PDT
by
Haiku Guy
(Gov. Chris Christie (R) won the NJ-6 held by Rep. Frank Pallone (D) by a 15.5% margin!)
To: The Looking Spoon
That’s not haiku. For it to be haiku, you have to scramble the words up a bit (think Yoda-speak):
Rhetoric his private jet
Global Al Gore’s causes
More than warming
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posted on
04/01/2010 3:15:25 AM PDT
by
Fresh Wind
("...a whip of political correctness strangles their voice"-Vaclav Klaus on GW skeptics)
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