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Iced Tea Spiked with LSD Found at Tea Party Rally (SATIRE)
Assorted Liberal Networks | 3.27.10 | Joanne98

Posted on 03/27/2010 11:44:58 AM PDT by rface

A group of hippies, outraged that the Tea Party Movement is advertising their Saturday protest rally in Sen. Harry Reid’s hometown of Searchlight, Nevada as a conservative Woodstock, decided to teach Palin and her cronies a lesson they’d not soon forget.

Disguising themselves as conservatives, tucking their long locks up into camouflage ballcaps, and spouting anti-Obama expletives, several older hippies infiltrated the rally and began spiking the community tea supply with real LSD.

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Another elderly Tea Party follower was found wandering around in the surrounding desert collecting what he believed were moon rocks to sell .......


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 0truth; 0truthtothis; 1totallie; infiltration; leftists; liar; nottrue; reid; satire; satirefolks; ssatire; sssatire; teaparty; worthlesspost; worthlessposting; worthlessthread
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To: rface

Admit it ... you’d pay money to watch that. I know I would.


21 posted on 03/27/2010 11:55:05 AM PDT by r9etb
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To: rface

Is this real? I doubt it ‘cause they said they were walkin around shouting Obama expletives. I don’t think they would have been allowed to stay long.


22 posted on 03/27/2010 11:56:23 AM PDT by Terry Mross ("God, please send Pat Leahy to Murtha's house.")
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To: rface

It’s good to place *attempt at satire* in the header.


23 posted on 03/27/2010 11:57:52 AM PDT by sodpoodle (Despair - Man's surrender. Laughter - God's redemption.)
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To: bornred

really, that ice tea was really gooooooooooooooood!!! ;)


24 posted on 03/27/2010 11:57:57 AM PDT by Perdogg (Nancy Pelosi did more damage to America on 03/21 than Al Qaeda did on 09/11)
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To: r9etb
Admit it ... you’d pay money to watch that. I know I would.

I'd pay $$ to be at Dingy Harry's hometown - but I'd smell the Iced Tea before I drank any of it.....What does LSD smell like anyways?

25 posted on 03/27/2010 11:58:20 AM PDT by rface
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I'd pay $$ to be at Dingy Harry's hometown - but I'd smell the Iced Tea before I drank any of it.....What does LSD smell like anyways?

I hate iced tea anyway, so I'd be safe ... but you know it would be a hoot to see a bunch of tripped-out Tea Partiers....

26 posted on 03/27/2010 12:05:47 PM PDT by r9etb
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To: Perdogg
really, that ice tea was really gooooooooooooooood!!! ;)

Reminds me of David Frye (comedian) doing a bit on Richard Nixon in a jail cell with a stoner - the stoner had snuck in a joint with him ...

Nixon asks to try the smoke - and tokes up ...

Nixon says, “Absolutely NO effect whatsoever” ...

Then Nixon says to the stoner, “BTW, you got a twenty-pound bag of Oreo cookies and a quart of milk?” ...

27 posted on 03/27/2010 12:08:02 PM PDT by Lmo56
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To: rface

I doubt a conservative couple would strip naked and try to start an orgy after their first hit of acid.


28 posted on 03/27/2010 12:11:38 PM PDT by Mr. Blond
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To: rface

Joanne98 is often mocked on CU and CC (and can often be found in the pages of DUmmieFUnnies). You’ve probably made her day falling for this nonsense. Might even find a thread at DU about how they pulled one over on a stupid freeper. Really, “tea” at a tea party. Think about it...how often do you see them passing around tea? It’s not about tea whether Earl Grey or Snapple.

Cindie


29 posted on 03/27/2010 12:11:56 PM PDT by gardencatz (Proud mom US Marine! It can't always be someone else's son.)
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At DU; the diaper wearing, basement dwellers there; are saying how dumb the Freepers are for falling for this.
30 posted on 03/27/2010 12:21:49 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland ( Don't retreat, just reload.)
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To: Mr. Blond

That IS what happened to me when I went to Woodstock - back in the day.....


31 posted on 03/27/2010 12:23:49 PM PDT by rface
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To: rface

Don’t bogart that tea my friend - pass it over to me!


32 posted on 03/27/2010 12:35:52 PM PDT by Floratina
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To: bornred

So what, this is what LIBs do. Repeat it often enough and people will believe it.


33 posted on 03/27/2010 12:41:33 PM PDT by NTHockey (Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners)
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To: rface

I would hold Obama personally responsible for this.


34 posted on 03/27/2010 12:50:48 PM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: rface

First of all it would be assault to do this and second of all do they think we all grew up in another universe and weren’t exposed to drugs during the 1970’s like everyone else was? DUH Silly donkeys to think that we are all their stereotype! It was us who probably wre there to talk them down when they freaked out years ago but you see we grew up where they did not.


35 posted on 03/27/2010 12:52:27 PM PDT by chris_bdba
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To: rface

No smell usually just watch anyone who drank any for the next 1/2 hour or so and if they start remarking about how the sky looks or the colors look so vibrant, don’t drink any and keep and eye out for them telling them everything is ok.


36 posted on 03/27/2010 12:56:24 PM PDT by chris_bdba
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To: rface

Hah! Any takers?


37 posted on 03/27/2010 1:10:26 PM PDT by Mr. Blond
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