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The Easter Bunny Must Die
National Catholic Register ^ | 3-25-10 | Patrick Archbold

Posted on 03/25/2010 9:15:07 AM PDT by marcbold

Among the peeves I keep as pets, chief is my loathing of the Easter Bunny. There are many reasons to hate the Bunny. I will get into why in particular the Bunny, but first to some other pressing business.

Why is it that religious holidays require mascots to make them palatable to secularists who otherwise wouldn’t give a fig about the celebration? While some mascots are cool in their own right, most add nothing and typically detract from the holiday’s expressed purpose.

Take the leprechaun. Actually, don’t take the leprechaun. I am pretty sure that taking a leprechaun is bad luck. But the leprechaun as a symbol of St. Paddy’s Day? A hard-drinking short guy consumed with greed is not a good mascot for a celebration of a great saint’s feast day. A good mascot for Christopher Hitchens’ Day perhaps, but not for St. Patrick’s Day...

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TOPICS: Humor; Religion
KEYWORDS: easter; easterbunny; killthewabbit; rabbit
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To: Ptarmigan

Bustards eat them.

At least, some of the larger bustard species (Kori Bustard, for example).


21 posted on 03/25/2010 9:47:20 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: marcbold
Everybody is an Easter Bunny these days


22 posted on 03/25/2010 9:54:12 AM PDT by llevrok (I want Jack Bauer's job. He only works one day a year!)
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To: Vigilanteman

Fwied wabbit and homemade Fwench fwies were a childhood favorite. BTW, I always rooted for Elmer Fudd.

;^)

Anyway, if the subject is the borrowing of pagan holidays by Christianity, aren’t rabbits and eggs symbolic of fertility and the springtime?


23 posted on 03/25/2010 9:57:04 AM PDT by elcid1970 ("O Muslim! My bullets are dipped in pig grease!")
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To: Gay State Conservative
I found out much later that the French eat rabbits.

So do the Germans and other people including many Americans. I forgot -- it's about hasenpfeffer time.

Recipe here: HASENPFEFFER

24 posted on 03/25/2010 9:58:25 AM PDT by Bernard Marx (I donÂ’t trust the reasoning of anyone who writes then when they mean than.)
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To: marcbold
But the leprechaun as a symbol of St. Paddy’s Day? A hard-drinking short guy consumed with greed is not a good mascot for a celebration of a great saint’s feast day.

Lighten up on that. We Americans take everyone else's sacred or national days and turn them to drinking. St. Patrick's Day? Bottoms up. Cinco de Mayo? Mas cervesas, por favor. If we had more French settlers "Storming the Bastille" would probably refer to a mid July pub crawl. About the only one we didn't profane with excessive drinking is Oktoberfest ... and that's just because it started in Bavaria as the world's largest drinking party. :-)

25 posted on 03/25/2010 10:00:06 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Obamacare: The 2010 version of the Intolerable Acts.)
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To: ProudFossil

All three of those seem to be one issue: She thought she was going to get CHOCOLATE. (Give her some)


26 posted on 03/25/2010 10:01:44 AM PDT by sportutegrl (VETO PROOF MAJORITY IN 2010)
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To: Bernard Marx
Recipe here: HASENPFEFFER

Hey,can I...aaaahhh...get back to you on that?

27 posted on 03/25/2010 10:01:50 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Host The Beer Summit-->Win The Nobel Peace Prize!)
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To: ArrogantBustard

Bustard is one of the largest flying birds out there.


28 posted on 03/25/2010 10:02:02 AM PDT by Ptarmigan (God Hates Bunnies! Bunnies=Nature's Freaks)
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To: Ptarmigan

Depending on who you ask, the heaviest flying bird is either the Kori Bustard or the Great Bustard.


29 posted on 03/25/2010 10:14:46 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: ArrogantBustard; Ptarmigan

The Bustard’s an exquisite fowl
With scarcely a reason to scowl
He escapes, as you see
Illegitimacy
By the grace of a fortunate vowel.


30 posted on 03/25/2010 10:21:06 AM PDT by sima_yi ( Reporting live from the People's Republic of Boulder)
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To: Gay State Conservative
Is that what that is?? Yikes! The Germans too???

Yep, it's peppered rabbit.

31 posted on 03/25/2010 10:21:36 AM PDT by Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus (We bury Democrats face down so that when they scratch, they get closer to home.)
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To: Gay State Conservative
LOL -- it's actually quite good.

Back during the Depression (the real one) my family often ate fried rabbit and many grocery stores and meat markets carried rabbit as a regular item. Some still do. Those bunnies were farm-raised because wild rabbits are infected with tularemia, a severe disease that could be transmitted to humans. For some reason wild cottontail rabbits (distinguished from jackrabbits where I grew up in Idaho) were said to be safe from the disease. I don't know if that's true.

Just consider the above a contribution of largely pointless trivia. As for the Easter Bunny, he's always been a symbol of fertility and fecundity, along with the eternal egg.

32 posted on 03/25/2010 10:48:11 AM PDT by Bernard Marx (I donÂ’t trust the reasoning of anyone who writes then when they mean than.)
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To: marcbold

They can be microwaved, along with the peeps.

But first I’ll bite off their ears.


33 posted on 04/04/2010 8:23:22 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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