Posted on 03/22/2010 7:40:02 AM PDT by anonsquared
The freedom snatching socialists have gone too far so here’s the plan:
STEP 1: All Americans for a government that abides by the Constitution change their local laws to allow the keeping of chickens by any taxpaying American.
STEP 2: Once taxpayers are allowed to keep chickens, we amend the law to allow all taxpayers to keep hogs. (After all, we wouldn’t want to discriminate now, would we?)
STEP 3: Hogs proliferate from sea to shining sea.
STEP 4: Government workers begin to disappear.
STEP 5: Missing government workers are replaced with new government workers.
STEP 6: The new government workers disappear too.
STEP 7: In short order, no one wants to be a government worker.
STEP 8: With a shrinking pool of government workers, fewer laws interfering with private enterprise are enacted.
STEP 9: Smaller government at all levels - federal, state, city, and local - result in HUGE SAVINGS being realized with the tax dollars returned to the taxpayers.
STEP 10: After eating off the FAT OF THE LAND, the tens of millions of hogs are sold to the Chinese for hefty profit, thereby paying off the debt caused by said government workers. America is now debt free.
Proof yet again that everything you need to know to fix America can be found by watching DEADWOOD.
P.S. Did I forget to mention that because of the methane produced by the hogs, America also becomes energy independent resulting in the total collapse of the Middle Eastern countries that produce oil? That, too!
P.S.S. Another benefit of the plan: All radical islamists will flee the U.S. due to the fact that they can’t turn around without running into pork on the hoof, thereby rendering America terrorist free.
I like this plan.
U.S. City Dwellers Flock to Raising Chickens
Chickens given roosts in urban backyards
Urban chickens ruling the roost
Controversial urban chickens still roost around Chicago
Google - urban chickens, suburban chickens, or chicken ordinances - and you will find that the Trojan horse is already past the gate.
We won’t do it — we’re too chicken.
Add cows and you really have something. Some hogs will actually eat cow pies. Chickens will pick through them for partially digested grain. Dried ones make good fuel.
All airlines should upholster their seats in pigskin.
I don’t know about the plan, but I do one thing I learned from Deadwood and it’s the primo vulgarity used to describe anything and everything. The Democrats are c———kers.
Mr Wu sends his regards. :-)
I like Mr. Wu’s disposal program. heeee
Wouldn’t want to eat any sausage in that town though. Ugh.
A rooster kept me awake all of last night. If I get the chance, I’m going to kill it.
And it recycles.
That’s why we’re selling them to the Chinese.
Excellent point!
I forgot to mention that I will not be reimbursing anyone for a keyboard if they read this post whilst swilling their morning joe.
Probably should have put that at the beginning of the post though, eh?
Should this come to pass, I will personally aid in the feeding of a friends large herd of hogs. Although supplying him with sufficient new resources to actually reduce his feed bill will be challenging, it shouldn't be impossible for the first few years.
Regards
Added benefit: It would keep the muzzies away too!
There are cities that will allow “pet pigs”, just make sure the butchering is done out of sight of the neighbors.
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