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Iowahawk: Half Irish and Half Proud of It
Iowahawk ^
| March 17, 2010
| David Burge
Posted on 03/17/2010 10:51:13 AM PDT by EveningStar
And now I'm off to get half in the bag. Feel free to express your vicious anti-Irish slurs, insults and calumnies in the comments...
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TOPICS: Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: finneganswake; iowahawk; saintpatricksday; stpatricksday; stpattysday
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posted on
03/17/2010 10:51:44 AM PDT
by
EveningStar
(Karl Marx is not one of our Founding Fathers.)
To: EveningStar
How do you get an Irishman’s tongue black?
Pour whiskey on a new paved road!
(ok, that’s it for the Irish jokes I know)
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posted on
03/17/2010 10:54:09 AM PDT
by
Nate505
To: EveningStar
Which half?
Irish joke: Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!"
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."
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posted on
03/17/2010 10:55:27 AM PDT
by
Man50D
(Fair Tax, you earn it, you keep it! www.FairTaxNation.com)
To: EveningStar
"Feel free to express your vicious anti-Irish slurs, insults and calumnies in the comments1810 2010
To: EveningStar
It is impossible to be half Irish. You either are or your aren’t. It’s like saying I’m half-pregnant. Irish, like American, isn’t a physicality but a spirituality. If you act like it and believe like it, then you are it. IMHIO
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posted on
03/17/2010 11:01:00 AM PDT
by
ricmc2175
To: ricmc2175
Seems to work for Obama..........
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posted on
03/17/2010 11:02:04 AM PDT
by
Osage Orange
(A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity. - Sigmund Freud)
To: EveningStar
To: EveningStar
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posted on
03/17/2010 11:02:46 AM PDT
by
Leg Olam
To: Nate505
Why are there no Irish Lawyers?
We can’t pass a bar.
To: EveningStar
I was at the market today and the Checkout lady asked if I was celebrating St. Paddy's Day, as I bought some Newcy Brown. I told her “Wrong Color, and you might have noticed it is not Guinness, Orange is more our line, but we must keep a low profile today.”
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posted on
03/17/2010 11:03:18 AM PDT
by
Little Bill
(Carol Che-Porter is a MOONBAT.)
To: ricmc2175
Your analysis is further complicated by the fact that, today, we're all Irish. Top of the mornin' to ya, Paddy!
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posted on
03/17/2010 11:03:19 AM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(I'm Ellie Light!)
To: EveningStar
To: Cyber Liberty
Which reminds me:
What's Irish and sits outside?
Paddy O’Furniture
To: EveningStar
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posted on
03/17/2010 11:13:36 AM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
( I WILL NOT COMPLY !)
To: Little Bill
No one ever figured out he orange tie I wore to work on Paddy’s day.
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posted on
03/17/2010 11:23:30 AM PDT
by
norton
To: norton
I worked in South Boston for 22 years, they tolerated my political opinions, but to be hung at the corner of L St and West Broadway was not something I relished.
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posted on
03/17/2010 11:32:13 AM PDT
by
Little Bill
(Carol Che-Porter is a MOONBAT.)
To: xsmommy
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posted on
03/17/2010 11:45:58 AM PDT
by
secret garden
(Why procrastinate when you can perendinate?)
To: EveningStar; IowaHawk
Folks, if you’re expecting political correctness from David Burge...you’ve obviously never read David Burge.
Hawk, have a fair and balanced St. Pat’s...a double Jameson in one hand, and a double Bushmills in the other. Two pints of Guinness back.
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posted on
03/17/2010 12:53:32 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: EveningStar
Q)What's the difference between an Irish Wedding and an Irish Wake"
A)One less Drunk
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