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DUmmie FUnnies 03-11-10 ("Nancy Pelosi says she has the votes to pass HCR!")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 11, 2010 | DUmmies, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/11/2010 6:16:17 AM PST by PJ-Comix

WOO! HOO! The DUmmies and KOmmies are celebrating the passage of ObamaCare before it actually happens. Why? Because Nancy Pelosi has SAID she has the votes to pass ObamaCare. Of course, one has to wonder why, if she has the votes, she doesn't immediately call for a vote in the House. A skeptic might suggest that she does NOT have the votes and is just blowing smoke. No matter. There is great jubilation in DUmmieland and KOmmieland as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD, "Nancy Pelosi says she has the votes to pass HCR!" and this KOmmie THREAD, "Pelosi: 'We have the votes.'" So let us now join the DUmmies and KOmmies in the middle of their victory celebrations in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if a nekkid Rahm will be joining them in the locker room for their Freudenschade champagne, is in the [barackets]

Nancy Pelosi says she has the votes to pass HCR!

[Strange that she doesn't call for a vote. Not matter. Break out the victory champagne. FREUDENSCHADE, BABY!!!]

With or without a Public Option is the big question?

[How about with ANY option, my reality-challenged DUmmie??]

The house never voted on the Senate Bill. That's the bill they're going to vote on now.

[Back to sad reality.]

She's talking about passing the current Senate version which doesn't have a PO. That's step one. Step two is going to reconciliation where the PO has a good chance of being included as it saves $. Right now, Pelosi is trying to get assurances from the Senate that they will allow an up or down vote on the PO in reconciliation.

[Step 3 will be the realization that there will be NO reconciliation.]

THIS IS OUTSTANDING NEWS!!!!!! A HUGE VICTORY FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!!!!

[Yeah, guzzle down that victory champagne now. No need to wait for the mere technical detail of an actual vote.]

Pass it and then find out what's in it! What a way to run a country!!!

[A leap into the unknown. Way to go!!!]

You mean she has the votes to pass the Max Baucus Insurance Corporate Welfare act? If so, that's nothing to celebrate.

[Killjoy!]

Yes it's good to take time to appreciate a hard earned victory. I hope Nancy wasn't just blowing smoke.

[Perhaps it was that special sweet green smoke.]

If she had the votes she would bring it to the floor and take the vote. She wouldn't be talking about it.

[Please! Stop with the brutal reality! You're killing this victory party!]

If Nancy has the votes..then why not vote now Nancyyyyyyy?

[Nancyyyyyyy will call for a vote in just 24 business hours. And now to the KOmmies.]

Pelosi: "We have the votes".

[And the vote is scheduled for May 12, 2006.]

Ladies and gentleman. It appears that in short order this thing will be moving ahead and with Pelosi's proclamation that the votes are there.....HCR will be a reality.....very, very soon.

[Very, very soon. In just 24 business hours.]

If She Really Had The Votes For This... It would already be on the floor.

[Harsh reality seems to set in earlier among the KOmmies than with the incredibly naive DUmmies.]

Question is what did she give Stupak?

[A House Gym shower curtain?]

When she says she has the votes to pass HRC now, I really don't know what she means.

[She means she wishes she had the votes.]

Pelosi has been an excellent tactician. And I have no doubt she has the votes exactly as she claims to. She would not show her hand if it wasn't aces.

[Unless her judgment was affected by a Botox overdose.]

When she says she has the votes, she's got 'em. She knows how to play the game well enough to not make bluffs that will immediately be called out.

[She parked it.]

Exactly. Pelosi does not bluff.

[She banked it.]

She probably has MORE than enough votes and is now letting certain vulnerable incumbants in conservative districts know whether they can vote NO and have the bill still safely pass.... part of the recipe for making congressional sausage :)

[Is that you, Pollyanna?]

Rule number 1 of Congress: If you have the votes, take the vote. If you don't have the votes, keep talking.

[You dare cast aspersions upon the genius that is Nancy Pelosi?]

If Nancy Pelosi says she has the votes, you can rest assured she has them. It now looks like there is light at the end of this tunnel, and we've never been closer to a health care reform bill. Let's help her bring this thing home now by keeping the pressure on.

[I BEEEEEEELIIEEEEEEVE in Nancy Pelosi!!!]

If they could pass it today, why wouldn't they?

[They're waiting until the end of the D.C. Nosh Fest.]

I hope Speaker Pelosi is correct on HCR votes. But it ain't over till it's over, the House vote.

[Nancy Pelosi is just $10 away from passing ObamaCare.]

No we don't necessarily have the votes! The title of this diary is terribly misleading. Nancy gave a qualifed statement about having the votes, not an absolute statement of having the votes.

[Please don't ruin our fantasy!]

It's a typical politician's bluff.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

It is almost 2 months post-SOTU. We still don't have a bill. What are you people so excited about?

[Because they think the endless ObamaCare Groundhog Day is about to end.]


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KEYWORDS: dummies; kommies; nancypelosi; obamacare
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To: PJ-Comix
Don't ask me how but I actually used coupons to buy a book of $8.80 postage stamps for only $2.68 last Saturday.

How did you do that? (-:

21 posted on 03/11/2010 7:21:12 AM PST by lwd
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To: cripplecreek
Given Pelosi’s history, I’m gonna laugh at her when she says she has the votes.

This is like the nth time she's made that claim since last Spring...

22 posted on 03/11/2010 7:58:03 AM PST by bcsco (Obama: Hokus Pokus POTUS)
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To: bcsco

The only time she was right, she pushed a vote less than a half hour later.


23 posted on 03/11/2010 8:04:44 AM PST by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin!)
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To: PJ-Comix
My Congressman posted this on Face Book. Yes he is a conservative, i klnow it is shocking being from NJ and all...

" Yesterday, President Obama said that the time has come to vote on health care. Speaker Pelosi took that message a step further and said that Democrats have the votes to pass health care today - despite the fact that no one in her caucus knows what they will actually be voting on. Most observers know the reality - that today, Democrats don't have the votes to pass their own trillion dollar health care overhaul."

24 posted on 03/11/2010 8:12:59 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: cripplecreek
Yeah, and another thread has some congressional immigration group threatening a 'no' vote unless immigration language in the bill is changed or eliminated. That's another 'constituency' making waves. I sincerely doubt she has the votes, but there's also something called the Slaughter Solution that may make a floor vote on the Senate bill moot.

These criminals are disgusting.

25 posted on 03/11/2010 8:14:15 AM PST by bcsco (Obama: Hokus Pokus POTUS)
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To: lwd

I think most of you are looking for my couponing techniques from the wrong end. First figure out what it is you want (in my case a FREE laptop computer) and then work out the solution by going BACKWARDS from that. You will NEVER figure it out by trying to just figure out how to get something like a computer for free by starting out with the coupons. Work the solution BACKWARDS. That’s how I did it. ...And that is how someone else I know did it completely independent of me.


26 posted on 03/11/2010 8:36:04 AM PST by PJ-Comix (I love ROCK 'N ROLL! I memorized the all WORDS to "WIPE-OUT'' in 1965!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Hey DUmmies and KOmmies,

Keep your laws off my BODY! Oh, wait, you changing your minds now?

And now my usual screed:

When this “health care for all” crap passes, right now the legislation states that it will be illegal to sell private policies over the date of passage. It also says that HSA’s will no longer be allowed. That means that my current policy will no longer be allowed and neither I nor my employer will be allowed to privately purchase an alternative.

I will not accept the “public option” that I will be dictated to join. I will not give the government control over my physical body. I will not pay their fines, I will not surrender to the impending warrant for my arrest. When they knock on my door, I will not answer. When they kick it in, I will make the news.

How’s that for unification, libtards? You loons are currently legislating my death. I will chose the terms and I will bring as many of you along as possible!
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“But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security”


27 posted on 03/11/2010 8:40:22 AM PST by CSM (Keeper of the "Dave Ramsey Fan" ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: PJ-Comix

bump for the coupon man


28 posted on 03/11/2010 9:16:13 AM PST by GeronL (I Own Me (yep, boiled down to 6 letters))
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To: PJ-Comix

Boy they are easy to fool! She also said last summer and fall that she had the votes too and so far no bill has passed.


29 posted on 03/11/2010 9:19:52 AM PST by chris_bdba
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To: CSM

Why should you talk about your death?

If it gets to that point, our deaths are NOT something THEY should be worrying about.


30 posted on 03/11/2010 9:31:58 AM PST by hoagy62 (.)
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To: PJ-Comix

A-ha! YOU’re the reason that the post office is going bankrupt...you and your stealth coupons!

*whispering*..how’d you do that! :D .....HAD to ask!


31 posted on 03/11/2010 9:54:59 AM PST by luvie (DIMs?......start packin'--you're fired!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Don't ask me how but I actually used coupons to buy a book of $8.80 postage stamps for only $2.68 last Saturday.

Pfft, amateur. I went grocery shopping with my wife a while back and she got over $100 of stuff (including beer and steaks) and after they got done with coupons they owed her $.32.

Don't ask me how she did it. Seriously, don't, I don't know.
32 posted on 03/11/2010 10:02:27 AM PST by BJClinton (0bama is not the anti-christ. Satan wouldn't be such a screw up.)
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To: hoagy62

That is my point. The only power the government has is the power of a gun. Which is precisely why our wise founders added the RKBA.


33 posted on 03/11/2010 10:43:27 AM PST by CSM (Keeper of the "Dave Ramsey Fan" ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: PJ-Comix

When I need a good laugh, I read DU. Even funnier is when I see my friends posts there. He’s been trolling DU for years. He donates a few bucks, flies under the radar and never fails to piss off some of the drones.


34 posted on 03/11/2010 11:14:23 AM PST by mojitojoe (“Medicine is the keystone of the arch of socialism.” - Vladimir Lenin)
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To: envisio
DUMMIE FUNNIES Coupons 101

Naw. If it was Coupons 101 he be sharing the "how to" with us, rather than just rubbing our faces in the fact that he finds these great deals and refuses to share the "how to" with us. Whenever I stumble on a great deal, I love to share it with my friends! Not everyone's like that, though. 'Tis their right.

35 posted on 03/11/2010 11:26:06 AM PST by Ignatz (Helping others to be more like me since 1960!)
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To: bcsco
RE: Slaughter Solution: HEALTHCARE ALERT: "Slaughter Solution" Fails, Ruling Kills an Option for Moving Health Bill Share
Today at 3:04pm
Ruling Kills an Option for Moving Health Bill
By David M. Drucker
Roll Call Staff
March 11, 2010, 2:30 p.m. http://www.rollcall.com/news/44110-1.html

The Senate Parliamentarian has ruled that President Barack Obama must sign Congress’ original health care reform bill before the Senate can act on a companion reconciliation package, senior GOP sources said Thursday.

The Senate Parliamentarian’s Office was responding to questions posed by the Republican leadership. The answers were provided verbally, sources said.

House Democratic leaders have been searching for a way to ensure that any move they make to approve the Senate-passed $871 billion health care reform bill is followed by Senate action on a reconciliation package of adjustments to the original bill. One idea is to have the House and Senate act on reconciliation prior to House action on the Senate’s original health care bill.

Information Republicans say they have received from the Senate Parliamentarian’s Office eliminates that option. House Democratic leaders last week began looking at crafting a legislative rule that would allow the House to approve the Senate health care bill, but not forward it to Obama for his signature until the Senate clears the reconciliation package.

Meanwhile, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) moved Thursday to put Senate Republicans on the defensive over health care, sending a letter to Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) in which he dared the GOP to vote against reform.

Reid also defended the Democrats’ use of reconciliation to get a final health care reform bill to the president’s desk, noting that the bulk of health care reform was approved under regular order via the package that cleared the Senate on Christmas Eve. Reid also emphasized that Republicans have used the procedure several times over the years.

However, Reid also promised in the letter that Republicans would have ample opportunity to amend the reconciliation package.

“Reconciliation is designed to deal with budget-related matters, and some have expressed doubt that it could be used for comprehensive health care reform that includes many policies with no budget implications. But the reconciliation bill now under consideration would not be the vehicle for comprehensive reform — that bill already passed outside of reconciliation with 60 votes,” Reid wrote to McConnell.

“Reconciliation will not exclude Republicans from the legislative process. You will continue to have an opportunity to offer amendments and change the shape of the legislation. In addition, at the end of the process, the bill can pass only if it wins a democratic, up-or-down majority vote. If Republicans want to vote against a bill that reduces health care costs, fills the prescription drug ‘donut hole’ for seniors and reduces the deficit, you will have every right to do so,” he said.

36 posted on 03/11/2010 12:51:24 PM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Well, if it does pass, with or without the "PO", I eagerly anticipate the DUmmie FUnnies of 2013 after the Republicans repeal it, especially if a certain Alaskan lady is POTUS.

This post submitted via Blackberry because I didn't heed PJ's advice and as of now do not own a FREE laptop.

37 posted on 03/11/2010 2:30:13 PM PST by jla
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To: PJ-Comix
Work the solution BACKWARDS

~closing eyes and murmuring~
"I want Penelope Cruz, I want Penelope Cruz, I want..."

38 posted on 03/11/2010 2:42:06 PM PST by jla
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To: Ignatz
Whenever I stumble on a great deal, I love to share it with my friends! Not everyone's like that, though. 'Tis their right.

I've shared LOTS of info. If you had checked out the info I've already provided you would now be saving at least 80% on your food bill. The extreme couponing I do takes it to another level which you could attain by spending time on the coupon forums and studying. So I've done my good deed and am just showing that you can even take it to another level. I know someone who started couponing just 6 months ago and is already doing extreme couponing.

39 posted on 03/11/2010 3:43:26 PM PST by PJ-Comix (I love ROCK 'N ROLL! I memorized the all WORDS to "WIPE-OUT'' in 1965!!)
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To: BJClinton
Don't ask me how she did it. Seriously, don't, I don't know.

It's called "overage." Study that concept carefully. Verrrrrrry carefully.

40 posted on 03/11/2010 3:44:55 PM PST by PJ-Comix (I love ROCK 'N ROLL! I memorized the all WORDS to "WIPE-OUT'' in 1965!!)
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