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Most insane headline: "Harry Smith Colonoscopy to Air Live"
Miami Comedy Examiner ^ | March 8, 2010 | Greg C.

Posted on 03/09/2010 7:40:33 AM PST by FreedomFighter1013

The sub-head is even worse: "Katie Couric Will Be There Wednesday as He Undergoes the Procedure." Maybe she is going to do a "live remote" from inside the colon walls. She's pretty short.

But, we wonder, why not stay and do the Evening News live from inside the colon? It certainly would give the Tiffany Network a new perspective. They might finally find Jimmy Hoffa or their lost dignity.

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TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: cbs; colonoscopy; couric; smith

1 posted on 03/09/2010 7:40:33 AM PST by FreedomFighter1013
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To: FreedomFighter1013

Perfect for two assholes.


2 posted on 03/09/2010 7:41:57 AM PST by Mr. Jazzy ("I AM JIM THOMPSON and moderates make me PUKE!!!")
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To: FreedomFighter1013

Harry’s a big enough one she ought to be able to just walk right in.


3 posted on 03/09/2010 7:42:34 AM PST by bigbob
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To: FreedomFighter1013

I have no interest in seeing a Harry butt.


4 posted on 03/09/2010 7:43:21 AM PST by smokingfrog (You can't ignore your boss and expect to keep your job... WWW.filipthishouse2010.com)
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To: FreedomFighter1013

This seems to be all the new rage in, ummmm, ‘journalism’ these days. *rolls eyes*


5 posted on 03/09/2010 7:43:33 AM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear (I don't have a 'Cousin Pookie'.)
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To: FreedomFighter1013

Brain scan?


6 posted on 03/09/2010 7:44:27 AM PST by Mobties
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To: FreedomFighter1013

They have to do this to see if Harry’s brain is blocking his rectum.


7 posted on 03/09/2010 7:45:32 AM PST by dforest
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To: Mobties
"Don't scream like a schoolgirl!.....you'll just feel some slight pressure Harry"......
8 posted on 03/09/2010 7:50:48 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

He will use a GENERAL anesthesia, administered by COLON Powell.


9 posted on 03/09/2010 8:16:44 AM PST by outhousepatrol
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To: FreedomFighter1013

They might find a couple of DNC talking heads up there


10 posted on 03/09/2010 8:17:34 AM PST by silverleaf ("Congress is America's only native criminal class."- Mark Twain)
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To: FreedomFighter1013

Isn’t this a whole body scan when done for Harry Smith?


11 posted on 03/09/2010 8:18:45 AM PST by ricmc2175
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To: FreedomFighter1013
Reporting from the scene of the polyp is Geraldo Rivera:

Geraldo, can you describe the scene for us?

12 posted on 03/09/2010 8:20:41 AM PST by Never on my watch (Duty, Honor, Country - not Diversity)
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To: FreedomFighter1013

Attention Whores...

Harry Smith will undergo a colonoscopy live tomorrow morning on CBS’ “The Early Show.”

He’ll start the process tonight at New York-Presbyterian Hospital/Weill Cornell Medical Center, and be on during the show from 7-9 a.m.

“I’ve said many times on the air it’s no big deal,” Smith said Monday. “The way to make people pay attention is to do it.”

Smith said he was due for a colonoscopy anyway, and co-worker Katie Couric called asking if he would do it on TV.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/2010/03/09/2010-03-09_inner_tube_abcs_dancing_with_the_stars_names_brooke_burke_as_tom_bergerons_new_c.html

I don’t want to hear either of these people ever complain about intrusion on their family life, EVER!

I think most people keep things like this PRIVATE for a reason. It’s called common sense.


13 posted on 03/09/2010 8:23:37 AM PST by kcvl
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To: kcvl

Harry Smith to reveal where CBS gets its news.


14 posted on 03/09/2010 2:00:47 PM PST by Eleven Bravo 6 319thID
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To: Eleven Bravo 6 319thID
Now that is funny. You are so right!

Can you imagine this being an important ‘news’ story?! Most people know they need to get a colonoscopy at some point in their life without a so-called ‘news’ person lecturing them.

You really only need them every five years anyway unless you have a problem.

15 posted on 03/09/2010 2:04:22 PM PST by kcvl
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To: FreedomFighter1013

It’s not the procedure that is painful, it’s the clean out! Especially if the oral stuff makes ulcers in your mouth!

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16 posted on 03/09/2010 4:50:24 PM PST by GailA (obamacare paid for by cuts & taxes on most vulnerable Veterans, disabled,seniors & retired Military)
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To: FreedomFighter1013
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