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WTH Is Wrong With First Lady Boobs?
Feed Your ADHD ^ | 3/5/2010 | Snarky Basterd

Posted on 03/05/2010 7:27:09 PM PST by bloodmeridian

For once I'm jealous of the French. If there's one thing going for them, it's boobs, and who better to represent than Carla Bruni?

Frankly, I don't see what the scandal is all about:

Carla Bruni-Sarkozy left little to the imagination when she arrived at a state dinner without a bra in a figure-hugging dress.

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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: carlabruni; france; mobama
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To: mbarker12474

I’d hit it.


21 posted on 03/05/2010 7:55:12 PM PST by Perdogg ("Is that a bomb in your pants, or are you excited to come to America?")
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To: bloodmeridian

Previous thread got pulled so hope this one doesn’t get nipped.


22 posted on 03/05/2010 7:58:23 PM PST by bigbob
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To: Bronzy

To this minute I don’t understand why Mrs Obama wears those stupid cinch belts. What is she trying to do? Is it push out the boobs or sink in the tummy?


23 posted on 03/05/2010 8:05:36 PM PST by Sunshine Sister
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To: Sunshine Sister

That freaking belt is a waist-fake.


24 posted on 03/05/2010 8:08:13 PM PST by Judith Anne (2012 Sarah Palin/Duncan Hunter 2012)
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To: bloodmeridian

lovely. Refreshing.


25 posted on 03/05/2010 8:13:32 PM PST by GOP Poet (Obama is an OLYMPIC failure.)
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To: mbarker12474

That is one gorgeous woman.


26 posted on 03/05/2010 8:16:44 PM PST by PhiloBedo (I won't be happy until Jet-A is less than $2.00 a gallon)
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To: Sunshine Sister
Neither. She wants emphasis on the booty. Just sayin’.
27 posted on 03/05/2010 8:16:44 PM PST by Bronzy
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To: bloodmeridian

Same post got yanked earlier. My guess is that it wasn’t the only thing that got...

Anyhoo. Being France, I’m surprised she even had a blouse on.


28 posted on 03/05/2010 8:17:15 PM PST by TruthHound ("He who does not punish evil commands it to be done." --Leonardo da Vinci)
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To: Bronzy
Oh goodness!!!!!!!!! Didn't think of that! None of my female family can claim anything close to booty!

Just how do you get the butt to stick out by wearing a belt?

Does it maybe make your ears stick out? Sorry couldn't help it!

29 posted on 03/05/2010 8:23:10 PM PST by Sunshine Sister
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To: Sunshine Sister

This is a belt shop!

http://www.bootyboutique.com/


30 posted on 03/05/2010 8:42:35 PM PST by Bronzy
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To: mbarker12474

Obviously she isn’t excited to see anybody there.


31 posted on 03/05/2010 9:02:11 PM PST by Cheburashka (Stephen Decatur: you want barrels of gunpowder as tribute, you must expect cannonballs with it.)
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To: bloodmeridian

I still say she looks psycho


32 posted on 03/05/2010 9:17:26 PM PST by PGR88 (I'm so open-minded, my brains fell out.)
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To: mbarker12474

That certainly meets with my approval


33 posted on 03/05/2010 9:33:54 PM PST by Mister Muggles (.Seattle: A city full of Liberal men with vaginas.)
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To: PGR88

Ok, maybe she’s psycho,,,maybe,,,,,,
But then again, maybe if she was with me,, and she saw how happy it made me, maybe she wouldn’t be psycho anymore. Maybe if i took her 4wheeling, to my favorite place in the hills,, maybe she’s just tired of life in the jet set.

(and this is the phase where my psychological rollercoaster is slowly climbing the first huge hill, before that first scary drop, leading into the wild ride,,)


34 posted on 03/05/2010 9:47:13 PM PST by DesertRhino (I was standing with a rifle, waiting for soviet paratroopers, but communists just ran for office)
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To: bigbob

Right on, you are referring to my earlier thread that got pulled.
It’s all whim and fancy of the moderator!

http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/article7050266.ece


35 posted on 03/05/2010 11:17:04 PM PST by Steelfish (ui)
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To: bloodmeridian

Time to pull out one of my favorite movies.

J. Algernon Hawthorne: I must say that if I had the grievous misfortune to be a citizen of this benighted country, I should be the most hesitant of offering any criticism whatever of any other.

J. Russell Finch: Wait a minute, are you knocking this country? Are you saying something against America?

J. Algernon Hawthorne: Against it? I should be positively astounded to hear anything that could be said FOR it. Why the whole bloody place is the most unspeakable matriarchy in the whole history of civilization! Look at yourself! The way your wife and her strumpet of a mother push you through the hoop!

As far as I can see, American men have been totally emasculated- they’re like slaves! They die like flies from coronary thrombosis while their women sit under hairdryers eating chocolates & arranging for every 2nd Tuesday to be some sort of Mother’s Day!

And this positively infantile preoccupation with bosoms. In all the time in this wretched Godforsaken country, the one thing that has appalled me most of all this this prepostrous preoccupation with bosoms. Don’t you realize they have become the dominant theme in American culture: in literature, advertising and all fields of entertainment and everything. I’ll wager you anything you like that if American women stopped wearing brassieres, your whole national economy would collapse overnight.


36 posted on 03/06/2010 1:46:28 AM PST by I still care (I believe in the universality of freedom -George Bush, asked if he regrets going to war.)
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To: bloodmeridian

I hope this finally signals the disappearance of that stiff, alien chest armor women have been wearing, as if to admit that they have feminine anatomy is the worst of all shames.

Bring back the popper.


37 posted on 03/07/2010 1:14:43 AM PST by dsc (Any attempt to move a government to the left is a crime against humanity.)
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